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[ALTERNATE ROLEPLAY] Chickens & Cakes: Resistance Against the Electronic Asses

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Oleg Vodnik: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Run!"

The Ruskies and Americorns rush back toward the pinkie door and enter it. Oleg and Giles then try to dash into the pinkie door in hopes of escaping Troy's vengeance.

Doraemon pulls out a doormat and he and his friends ride on it. The doormat hovers and flies back toward the door entrance.

After they've returned to their base.

Giles: "Quick, seal that damn door"
Oleg Vodnik: "But our comrades--"
Giles: "Just do it quick!"
Oleg Vodnik: "Okay, okay!"

Oleg takes out two yellow paper talismans inscribed with bloody red runes, and paste 'em onto the door like a cross.

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The red blood runes begins to glow in orange, effectively sealing the door off.
On the other side of the world...

Lissette: "Hey! Backstabbers! You Ruskies, Americunts and Britons are such a dishonorable and treacherous backstabbers! Hey!!!"
 
"We are going to have fun toturing yu..." said a corrupted Lissete aa hundreds of peacekeepers(mutated and corrupted) approached the last of the invaders.
 
"We are not going to do tthat to you.. we wil instead...." Corrupted Lissete said. Peacekeepers with handcuffs arrived "Imprison you for life!" Lissete said and laughed evily "Just know 50 years here is 1 year back on Earth!"
 
By now the very mutated peacekeepers starts pinning Lissete tovthe ground along with other survivors, any resistance was met with a bullet through the head. But they didnt do a bullet through the head for Lissete and watch her suffer as her comrades who reisisted die.
 
She just bumped into more mutated peacekeepers who were grinning evilly at her. Thn one took out a pistol and aimed it at her. "Sleep.." Than he fired a tranquilizer bullet.
 
With the corrupted Peacekeepers flipping on their shields, their movement speed is probably slowed down as a result. Lissette uses this as an advantage, and begins chanting...

Suddenly, her body is being filled with green magical essences, increasing her metabolic speed and thus her (movement) speed (tl;dr -- Haste in Warcraft II). She uses this to her advantage and begins running as fast as a cheetah. "Watch my dust!" She then seemingly disappears from view...... (but actually she's just running fast)
 
Suddenly Lissette was in a devasted town, gunshots, cries and explpsions could be heard. A peacekeeper ran towards her. "Do not fire! I am a friendly!" he gave Lissete a hand when he was shot in the head and his brains burst out. He fell and a mutated peacekeeper with 2 shotguns could be seen, grinning.
 
She got to a veery ravaged Allied base, where the buildings were 85% damaged. The remaining handfull were defending an airfield when they saw Lissete. "Commander, get in there!" a javelin trooper shouted and pointed at a Century Bomber. "We a.." and his head burst from a shptgun blast as hundreds of mutated peacekeepers amd conscripts moved slowly and firing at them.
 
Slowly, the americon defenders starts retreating to the Century Bombers, but several fell while making thir way there. A peacekeeper managed to step into a Bomber when he was suddenly shot and fell off. Then the century bombers hatch closes. They were escorted by the remaining Apollo Fighters and Cryocopters.
 
TING KIMMY WONG! is one horny cake lover
Archimonde Supreme the Cakemaster summons a chicken titan to attack all nearby enemies.The chicken titan continues to summon 20 chickens per second as well,before launching them across the world to attack the humans
 
Shhhhhhhhhh
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Archimonde Supreme the Chickenmaster steps through the portal to the kfc world
 
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