[ALTERNATE ROLEPLAY] Chickens & Cakes: Resistance Against the Electronic Asses

[Cherrymage]

Edited last post.

 

[Daffa]

*reports of aggressions, movements and betrayals are handed by General HaltWatch, through the Last Eye power of his*
Emperor Daffa : "this turns into an all out war."
General HaltWatch : "your plans, Emperor?"
Emperor Daffa : "prepare the Shadow Project on Sumatra Island, we're avoiding this conflict."
General HaltWatch : "understood."
*a giant building is being constructed in the shadows at Bengkulu*
General HaltWatch : "get this ready soon, we can't afford to engage those bastards before our men are ready."
Workers : "yes sir!"

 

[Cherrymage]

Norio: "Err... Nothing's here. The signal flare is just a decoration... Let's return to the base."
Michael McNeil: "Kay."
*Norio and Michael return to the base*

 

[Daffa]

*The Captain fires a shotgun ammo toward Norio, and then gives the shotgun to one of EA troops*
The Captain : "here's your new shotgun."
*The Captain runs away from the scene*

 

[Cherrymage]

Norio: "*injured* You little... cunning jerk! Run! There may be more of those jerks hiding like a coward!"
*Norio, Michael and their forces make haste*

EA Conscript: "Ah thankies, comrade."
*smiles*
*fires another shotgun ammo to Norio*

*Norio takes more injuries*
Norio: "Ouu..."
*the jetpack is critically damaged by the shotgun shell, and starts to malfunction*
Norio: "Noooooooooooooooooo!"
*falls down*
Michael McNeil: "Norio, are you okay? Quick! Medics, heal him! We will escort him on our way back to the base! And tell Efuxis about this immediately!"
Medic #1: "Yes sir!"
*medics starts healing Norio, and Michael sent a telepathy message about Norio's injury*
Efuxis the Necrophos: "What!? Norio is wounded!? By a shotgun!? Quick, make haste!"
Michael McNeil: "Okay okay, we will be as fast as we can."
*the forces start hasten their journey back to the base*

 

[Daffa]

*all Shadow Empire forces are warped out by General HaltWatch from the battle scene*
General HaltWatch : "soon, EA and Westwood forces will collide, and Airkings can be some decent assistance."
Emperor Daffa : "prepare the Sun Breaking Cannon, we're going to blast all who threatens the Kalimantan Island to oblivion!"
*a giant cannon is prepared at Magelang, Java*
Emperor Daffa : "give them three days, or we send this cannon as retaliation for approaching our lands!"
General HaltWatch : "but wouldn't that provoke them?"
Emperor Daffa : "that's the very reason I prepared Bengkulu with the main tool."
General HaltWatch : "I see."

 

[Cherrymage]

Warchief Krugorim: "Those so-called Airkings are growing annoying, and we have yet find a solution."
Karogen: "Chieftain, I think I found a solution -- a worthwhile faction to ally with."
Warchief Krugorim: "Really? What's the faction?"
Karogen: "It's the Regime of the Rising Sun, master--"
Hogzul: "Hey wait, isn't the Regime a human faction? And you still called it a worthwhile ally!?"
Warchief Krugorim: "We have no choice, Hogzul. We must make an alliance with the Regime."
Hogzul: "but master--"
Warchief Krugorim: "They are humans? That's fine, and also, like us, they also worship the great demon Xerdoz. Demons are also in their ranks, and their Empress, Devil Haruhi is in fact, a demon as well."
Hogzul: "They are actually among our demon masters? And they worship the great Xerdoz too?"
Karogen: "Yes, of course. Should I contact Devil Haruhi, master?"
Warchief Krugorim: "Of course, Karogen."
*Karogen conjures a solid illusion of himself, and warps the illusion to Regime Haruhi's front*

Karogen's Illusion: "Greetings, Empress Devil Haruhi of the Great Regime of the Rising Sun."
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: "An orc? Who are you, and why you come here?"
Karogen's Illusion: "I am Karogen, the Master Warlock of the Rocksoul Clan. On behalf of Chieftain Krugorim, I would like ask if you are willing to forge a pact."
Karogen's Illusion: "I know, in your inner soul, you bear a deep hatred towards the idiot Deroc, right? And you can't wait to see Deroc's evil empire collapse, am I right?"
Regime Haruhi Fujioka (Whispers): "Y... yes... I am willing to work with you, to bring Deroc down, and to claim dominance over this little world."
Karogen's Illusion: "I am glad to hear that. When you are ready, meet Chieftain Krugorim at the Spiritstone Spire, in southeastern China."
Regime Haruhi Fujioka: "I'll meet your chieftain, once I am done with the Rotten Shit, a disgrace and mockery to me and my Regime. We shall meet again, Karogen."
*Karogen's Illusion vanishes into thin air*

 

[Edge45]

Edge: Tada tada tada tada lalalaalaala, heehe, I really enjoy those bombs and missiles falling and boom
Officer: Sir,
Edge: Oh yes,
Officer: Situation at the Malaya and Australia, they are taken over by unknown factions
Edge: Unknown?, well, that just sparks my interest, but we'll finish over these pests crawling over in our lands,
Officer: Also sir, situation in Europe and Russia, General Griffin and General Granger succesfully token over Stalingrad and Leningrad, General Townes is also heading to Moskow to take down the USSR,
Edge: Good then, now, what can fortune tell us,

 

[Devin]

*Chinese are being bombarded by airkings forces with the breeder reactor critically damaged*
EVA: "General, reinforcements has arrived."
Red Guard(Injured): "China will not be defeated!"
*Frigates,transport ships and battleships arrive from the coast*
*Transport ships unload troops*
*Redguards,battlemaster tanks and 2 overlords charge to the base*
Charging Red Guards: "China!!!!"
*Some machines start moving out from the transport ships*
*Cannons aiming to the skies start appearing*
Red Guard: "The twin fangs are here!"
*Twin fangs get out and setup at the chinese base*
*They aim at airking airplanes*
Twin Fang: "The skies belong to CHINA!"
*Twin Fangs fire at the skies destroying many airkings airforces and dealing massive AOE damage*
*Frigates start shooting down airkings airforces*
*Twin Fangs fire 6 shots and then reload*
*They start eliminating remaining Airkings airfoces*
*Suddenly black smokes appear around a king raptor and explode (It actually is an erh "Explosion")*
*Migs are seen attacking*
*Migs turn back to the sea to reload*
*A chinese aircraft carrier mounted with 4 AA Guns is seen not so far from the coast*

Meanwhile...

SOUTH EAST CHINA

*Civilians start escaping the beach and call the police*

POLICE STATION

Police: "Got that ma'am."
*Hangs up*
Police: "Call in the military forces!"
*Police #2 starts making a call*

Bejing , Red House

*President's meeting room*
President Xi Xao: "Bring in more tea!"
Woman Servant: "Yes mister president."
President Xi Xao: "Don't forget black napalm! Hehe"
*Woman Servant leaves room and sees high general and quickly leaves*
*High general knocks the presidents meeting room door*
President Xi Xao: "Don't tell me we don't have black napalm!"
High General: "Mister President its me, we have an urgent matter to discuss."
President Xi Xao: "Come in."
*High general sits on a chair and takes a smoke from the table in front of him*
*President Xi Xao gives him his lighter*
*High general holds the lighter under the smoke preparing to light it*
High General: "As i was saying there is-"
*High general lights the smoke*
*Suddenly black fire comes from the smokes and burns the high general's hands*
High General: "Arghhh! Dammit!"
*High General throws the smoke away*
President Xi Xao: "Haha ! You are too weak general."
High General: "There is some trouble at southeast china, people report orcs station..Argh..There!"
President Xi Xao: "Do i look like i give a shit?"
High General: "But general we must stop them!"
President Xi Xao: "We have the GREAT WALL OF CHINA!"
High General: "Our people will die! and we will have to stop them anyways!"
President Xi Xao: "Then kill them! Why are you telling me this?"
*Suddenly silent fills the room*
*High General is confused*
High General (Thinking): "I'm such an idiot."
*Woman Servant comes in and puts a cup of tea with black napalm on top of it in front of the president and leaves*
*President Xi Xao takes his lighter and lights the black napalm up and drinks the tea with the flames*
*High General looks at the president surprised*
*High General leaves the room*
President Xi Xao:"Hehehehe..."

SOUTH EAST CHINA

*Police turn on siren and surround orc forces*
*Police Helicopters arrive and turn on their lights and focus it on orcs*
Police Helicopter: "This is police, you have entered china without permission! Leave or face the consequences!"

 

[Cherrymage]

Warchief Krugorim: "What!? Our Rocksoul Clan is supreme! Destroy these fools!"
Hogzul: "Yes, chieftain! Pillage!"
All Rocksoul Orcs: "Pillage!"
*Regime shinobis and ninjas appear out of nowhere, to assist the Rocksoul orcs*
*Regime Tankbusters unburrow themselves from the soils, surprising the Chinese forces*
*a battle between Rocksoul orcs alongside Regime ninjas and Chinese forces ensues*

 

[Daffa]

General HaltWatch : "well, no response in Kalimantan. Seems they're quite shutting down."
Emperor Daffa : "evaluate the situation."
*spy teams are sent to investigate Kalimantan Island for any adversaries*
Emperor Daffa : "call the Airkings command center, I want to talk with their leader."
*trying to call Airkings with one of government phones*
*but failed*
Emperor Daffa : "stupid phone, I waste ten bucks for that."
Emperor Daffa : "oh well, good thing I got another."
*takes out another phone*
*but this repeats for ten times and Emperor Daffa is infuriated*
Emperor Daffa : "are you kidding me!?"
General HaltWatch : "here, try this."
*gives a banana*
Emperor Daffa : *shows his bad mood face* "seriously!?"
General HaltWatch : "sorry sir, here's the phone."
*gives a huge sized phone*
Emperor Daffa : "you really need to see a doctor, HaltWatch, you must."
General HaltWatch : *idiot face* "okay."
*Emperor Daffa takes out his own phone*
Emperor Daffa : "better works."
*this time the connection goes well*

*Airkings CC*
*a phone is ringing*

*Australia*
*some of Shadow Empire troops are sent by General HaltWatch*
*Transmissions below*
General HaltWatch : "I want you, Commander to finish this task as swiftly as possible."
General HaltWatch : "build a base, and obliterate all oppositions in this area."
Commander : "understood."

 

[Cherrymage]

@Daffa: LoL, HaltWatch is such a funny idiot
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*Australia turns out to be Westwood territory*
Westwood MOF (Mental Omega Force) Commander #1: "We're under attack! Send a messenger to Lord Uri ASAP!"
Westwood MOF Commander #2: "Make them tremble before the might of Lord Uri!"
*Westwood forces cheer for Uri and the destiny of Westwood, morale rises greatly*
*Westwood forces dispatch 9 Defender Drones (MO 2.0, can detect invisible units), 6 Shadow Tanks (MO 3.0, can detect invisible units), 6 Prism Tanks (Vanilla YR) and 4 Apocalypse Atomic Tanks (MO 3.0) to Shadow Empire base*

 

[Edge45]

Officer: Sir, a call
Edge: Hallo, who you?

 

[Daffa]

* thousands of Archers overrun the attackers*
Commander : "visitors."

Emperor Daffa : "this Emperor Daffa, leader of the mysterious force that has taken over several Islands at Southeast."
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@Directive : he drunk too much wine when giving that xD

 

[Cherrymage]

MOF Commander #2: "*confused* What?? What do you mean, visitors? You people are the visitors!!"
*hundreds of fast-moving, tiny Chaos Drones are dispatched to release Berzerk Gas towards the Shadow Empire Archers*

 

[Edge45]

Edge: What made you call the Airkings, a rogue army

 

[Devin]

*Police forces desperately battle with Rocksoul and Regime forces*
*Snipers on the police helicopters start shooting down orcs and ninjas*
Police: "Where is the milita-" *Killed by an orc*

Meanwhile at the Sea

*2 Battleships and a destroyer arrives at the scene*
Unknown Aircraft: "Waiting on you bsc-0896652"
Battleship: "Copy that."
*Battleships fire at orcs and ninjas exploding some dealing massive damage*
*Red guards start appearing with battlemaster tanks,dragon tanks,5 Overlords and a nuke cannon and march on orc and ninja forces*
Redguard: "Taste china's wrath!"
Other Red Guards: "China!!!!"
*4 Hellfire migs approch swiftly*
*Some bombs are dropped*
*Suddenly they turn out to be black napalm*
*black napalm starts burning a decent number of orcs and kill many due to its high damage*
*Nuke cannon deploys*
Nuke Cannon: " Brighter than the sun."
*Nuke cannon fires at some orcs and nukes them*
*The orcs destroyed bodies are thrown far away and some even at the sea*

 

[Cherrymage]

Emperor Yoshiro: "It's time to launch a sneak attack..."
*whispers to Oleg*
Oleg: "Yes, Emperor! Those fools will soon bow before we proud Electronic Asses!"
*departs*
*unnoticed and silently, the forces of the Ruskie-Americorn Coalition of EA sneak their way into Beijing*

*Beijing*
*Ruskie-Americorn troops unearth themselves and start causing chaos in the urban regions, killing anyone not affiliated with EA, looting the shops and stealing the sexy ladies*
*barrages of molotovs, rains of bullets and volleys of cannon shells are raging across Beijing*
*quickly constructs a large base in Beijing*

*southeastern China*
Rocksoul Captain #1: "We will never be defeated, red-loving midgets!!"
*Rocksoul and Regime navies approaches the shores*
*frigates, destroyers, battleships, Hellfire Tanks and Giga-Fortresses of the Rocksoul and Regime forces engage with Chinese naval units*
*transports unload tons of orcs and Regime troops to the scene, including some Necrolytes and Warlocks*
Necrolyte #1: "Huh? Dabu."
*approaches piles of corpses*
*raises a Chinese corpse into 1 Skeletal Orc Grunt and 1 Skeletal Orc Spearman*
*the raisen skeletons turn against their former Chinese comrades and strike with no mercy*
*other Necrolytes do the same with other corpses*
Giga Fortress #1: "Ready for assignment."
*switches into air mode*
*unleash a God's Breath at a few Chinese Skyscrapers and Apartments*
*Catapults open fire from strategic spots*
*Rocksoul and Regime troops and vehicles start their onslaught, slaughtering anyone foolish enough to stand in their way and looting any valuables they found*
*another air-mode Giga Fortress are coming for the Nuke Cannon*
*releases a powerful God's Breath, utterly annihilating the poor Nuke Cannon*

*at the same time, in North Korea (aka DPRK, or Best Korea)*
Kim Jong Un: "I am sick of listening to Xi Xao and Yoshiro of those Electronic Fatasses... We must struggle for independence, and for domination! Victory to our Great Fatherland of Korea!!!"
*North Korean crowd cheers*
Kim Jong Un: "Let's take over the Americorn-controlled south Korea

Spoiler

(OOC: State-controlled North Korean websites spell South Korea as "south Korea", with the 'S' not capitalized)

! And China!"
*Thousands of DPRK battalions and squads cross the DMZ and begin their invasion of south Korea*
*a few moderate invasion force are dispatched to China, as well*

*Shenyang*
*DPRK forces advances to the city of Shenyang*
*a few Iron Dragons are brought along as well*
Iron Dragon #1: "We bear gifts."
Iron Dragon #2: "Green is good. Morning Glory!"
*Iron Dragons start tossing Iron-Curtain-Energyballs at Chinese troops, vehicles and civilians, destroying them with ease*
*a few MiGs are sent to destroy key Chinese military buildings and commercial structures*

 

[Edge45]

Officer: Sir, a large clash is happening at China,
Edge: Well, what are we waiting for then, time to blow these suckers up,
*Edge's Airfleet begins moving north to China*
*After several hours*
*They arrive at South Korea*
Edge: Well, I guess I can't stand along seeing my former allies running, all right boys, send in our helicopters and get them out of there, if they won't join us, kill them anyways, while those attacking North Koreans, no quarter, bomb them punks, move!
*Helicopters are sent to the ground while aerial jets began firing on the North Korean Troops*

 

[Devin]

*More chinese forces arrive at the battlefield and clash with regime and orc forces*
*An overlord shoots down a regime tank and run over 3 orcs*
Overlord: "I am big!"
*More navy forces arrive to deal with the enemy battleships,frigates and destroyers*
*Two nuclear han gunships arrive at the coast*
Han Gunship: "Neutralizing."
*Han Gunships fire their nuclear missiles at transport ships and start destroying them*
*3 Twin fangs focus on the Giga fortress*
Twin Fang: "This is for CHINA!"
*They together shoot the giga fortress dealing massive damage to it and prepare for another one*

Meanwhile at the city
*Volunteer squads start rising up against the invading forces*
*Chinese people start watching tv as china broadcast propaganda*
*TV*
Red Guard: "China has stood against many invaders, and so will it now! We must get these invaders out of china. This is tha PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC!"
*TV*
*Volunteer squads clash(of clans) with invading forces in the cities with the rpg shooting the air and the rest dealing with the ground*

Meanwhile

*Red Guard runs to high general and bows (Chinese bow you know)*
Red Guard: "General, north korea is attacking tha PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC! We are under attack from east!"
High General: "They will regret it!"

Shenyang, East China

*Chinese forces surround the city of shenyang and hold a defensive formation*
*Red guards repeatedly hit their guns at the ground together*
*Twin Fangs deploy in multiple parts of the city*
*Han gunships armed with flame throwers are sent to the front destroying DPRK tanks*

*As the battle begins*
Red Guard: "We stand together!"
*Red Guards ready their weapons and aim at DPRK marching infantry*
Veteran Red Guard: "Fire!"
*Red guards fire DPRK infantry from range killing many of them*
*Pyro Technicians arrive*
Pyro Technician: "You asked for fire?"
Veteran Red Guard: "Reload!"
*Red Guards reload their guns*
Veteran Red Guard: "Aim!"
*Tanks and Red Guards aim at DPRK forces*
Veteran Red Guard: "Fire!"
*Many DPRK tanks and infantry are killed*
*Many chinese forces are killed by the iron dragons*
*Chinese forces are under fire as DPRK forces are in range*
*Some twin fangs arrive from the military base near the city and deploy starting to shoot iron dragons*
Veteran Red Guard: "Open Fire!"
Veteran Red Guard: "Create the GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!!"
*Red Guards cheer*
*Pyro Technicians along with dragon tanks create a long wall of flame in front of the chinese forces burning the incoming DPRK Forces with black napalm*
*The Migs are shot down by the twin fangs spread across the city*

 

[Daffa]

Emperor Daffa : "I want to offer an alliance with the Airkings."

 

[WhiteFang]

*5 KFCs are constructed*
*25 chicken knights are trained*

 

[Cherrymage]

*meanwhile*
*in the Pyramid of Nod*
Anton Slavik: "Ugh, I'm sick of listening to Uri and his words! I can't stand his pussy behavior anymore!"
Oxanna: "Be patient, Anton. The Shadowy Messiah and the Great Demon himself will return, in time. Oh, Anton, the Great Demon has called you,"
Anton Slavik: "Yes, I feel it,"
*Anton vanquished into the mystical realm of the Twisting Nether*

*meanwhile, in the Twisting Nether*
Xerdoz: "Soon, all shall bow before my will, and I will dominate this little world! Haha haha haha haha haha!"
Xerdoz: "Anton, what's the situation?"
Anton Slavik: "Everything is going as planned, with Uri busy with EA and the aliens who name themselves the people of Gazya are at war with Daffa's Shadow Empire."
Anton Slavik: "Oh, and Edge and his air force became rogue and named themselves the Airkings."
Xerdoz: "*laughs* So, those naive mortals are that easily distracted.. And my subtle influence over Detriev and Devil Haruhi is gradually rising.."
Anton Slavik: "Those mortals will only realize when it's too late."
Xerdoz: "Be patient and tolerate Uri, until I made my comeback."
Xerdoz: "Ah yes, you may go and continue your mission on Trabus (Earth)."
Anton Slavik: "Of course, master."
*leaves and go back to Trabus (Earth)*

 

[WhiteFang]

*the chicken knights patrol the area*

 

[Edge45]

Emperor Daffa : "I want to offer an alliance with the Airkings."
Edge: Well, why should you trust us, we just betrayed the EA, and you want to make an alliance with us,

 

[WhiteFang]

*A giant chicken berserker is trained*

 

[Daffa]

And everyone forgot this RP, time for a resurrection.
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Emperor Daffa : "Let's just say, that is what we need. Those EA are being annoying trying to assault or fields."

 

[Cherrymage]

Meanwhile, at EA Palace of Crapware, Japan...
Kenji: "Hey! Emperor! The chickens got a giant chicken! Look!"
Emperor Yoshiro: "Nah, chickens are no match for our mighty military... they can be easily dealt with later.. Now we must focus on Westwood, and of course, the mysterious force in Borneo,"
Kenji: "Y-yes, master!"

*EA sends 3 Mobile Sensor Arrays, 75 Tsunami Tanks, 80 Wave Force Artilleries, 100 Chopper VXs and 150 Jet Tengus to southern Borneo*
*the MSAs deploy, revealing the hidden Shadow Empire forces*
Suki: "Cloaked unit detected."
Kenji: "Now let tha show begin!!!"
*Tsunami Tanks and Chopper-VXs tear the ground forces apart, Wave Force Artilleries blast defenses from a safe range and Jet Tengus dealing with air units*
*some Jet Tengus land and transform into Mecha Tengus to deal with infantries*

 

[Edge45]

Edge: I see, well then, how about a deal, alliance for intelligence, give me your data's and intelligence for China and Japan, and we'll be allies, I'll also lend you some information that we only had, deal?

*Meanwhile, the Airking's forces proceeds towards Russia*
*Then they plan on taking Baikonor*
*A message was recieved*
*Coming from the Grand Marshall*
Griffin: Alright, new orders, we are to take the Baikonor launch facility, to Kazahkstan!*
*Griffin's forces splits from the Russian front, and heads south towards Kazahkstan*

 

[Daffa]

*Shadow Empire retaliates by sending Proton Tanks to dissolve the weaponries of Electronic Assess*
*General Aurora steps in to the battlefield*
General Aurora : "Glory for the Emperor!"
*Morale of Shadow Empire in South Kalimantan rises*
*General Aurora slams the ground as he blinks himself*
*He reappears behind Kenji*
General Aurora : "I will be your opponent!"
*He slashes Kenji's left hand, causing wounds*

Emperor Daffa : "Very well, gove me time for that."
*Shadow Empire launches a sneak attack force toward Japan*
*At the other hand, the spies of Shadow Empire observes China movements from afar*

 

[Cherrymage]

"O-oouch!!! P-please.. spare me... I am just a decoy.. and a virgin!" Turns out the Kenji that Aurora slashed was just a weak, incompetent decoy.

EA retaliates by sending multiple crappy Crawlers (from the blasphemous C&C 4) to southern Kalimantan. Soon, the Crawlers chunk out stuffs at a rapid rate... but they are shitty, damaged tanks from the 1940s... and poorly armed cretins.

"Behold... the Omelette Tank!" an abomination-ish yellow tank, literally made of rotten chicken omelettes and abomination flesh, is released from a Nod Offense Crawler. This laughing stock is so smelly that all EA troops (and perhaps some Shadow Empire troops) nearby vomit in disgust, some of them even collapse and have their nervous systems suffer an irrepairable damage.

The Omelette Tank opens fire, releasing a smelly egg towards a Shadow Empire Proton Tank, decaying it and releasing very smelly yellow vapor in the progress.

Some Sunburst Drones patrolling the shores of Japan have detected the sneak attack force, and have alerted the regional commander. Some Mecha Tengus and Tsunami Tanks are sent to deal with the sneak attack force.
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Behold... the Omelette Tank!

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Leo: Ok.. i will register... how?

 

[Cherrymage]

Like RP #1, just join in. (but list out your basic info first)

 

[Edge45]

Edge: Alright then, to my other plan, is the mission in Baikonor done?
Officer: Yes sir
Edge: Good, this will bring chaos definitely much, hows Berlin doing?
Officer: Total support, their government is down, and we have it on our control
Edge: Wonderful, now we look towards China, send in our airforce, we attack the south coast by the second light

*Meanwhile, at Baikonor, Kazahkstan*
Griffin: Make sure those missiles are fueled up, the Grand Marshall will want to launch them soon...

 

[Daffa]

*The sneak attack force apparently prepared well, and quickly retaliates*
*General HaltWatch is sent by Emperor Daffa to observe the situation and make decision at China and Japan soils*

*Emperor Daffa, having Jakarta as his new basis for operation in Earth, prepares to summon most of his remaining forces*
Emperor Daffa : "It's time to call the rest, and finish this off."

*General Aurora casts a powerful spell, creating four pillars that encased many EA troops*
General Aurora : "Shatter!"
*The EA troops inside the encased within the pillars shatters into dusts*
General Aurora : "Show no mercy!"
*More Proton Tanks are sent into the field*
*Shadow Archers keep firing the infantries from a distance*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Virusing Legion
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A world laid in firey destruction, fire was everywhere and the atmosphere was red with crimson blood, harddrives and memory sticks hover around while several Intermet Links keeps piling in Trojans and Recyclers, tRASH forces have broken the inner defense of Valve, as waves of bombs dropped upon the Heavies and engineers(Team fortress). A wave of Trojan Hoplites stormed the Hq and cleared it out..And a huge memory stick and several harddrives landed and unloaded several DOGE warriors and Deletors. A sinister figure was unloaded along with a Greek armored bulky warrior and a mechanical cycborg, followed by a commander(modern ones) dorned with medals and other minor nobels. The figure scanned the surrounding, 2 Trojan Hoplites pulled a rocky figure that struggled. The Hoplites threw them in front of the figure. The figure seemed to be smiling under his mask and said in a creepy voice" Its over Tiny(Dota 2).. Valve has fallen.. your dota denziens and the team fortress special force has depeleted... you have failed...". The figure took a step closer and unsheated a gun glowing with blue energy." ANY last words?".Tiny looked around the destruction and shouted"You bastard!! VIROUN!!!"VIROUN shot a bolt of blue energy that struck Tiny and killed him. The mechanical cycborg stepped up to VIROUN." This world is done... my lord...". VIROUN laughed and turned and looked at his nobels. He looks at the cycborg. VIROUN " We have done enough here, Recycler...".Looks towards the commander." Once again, TRASH has shown tour great loyalty.."and slaps the greek on the back." Youtr Trojans could now use some rest.. Trojas..".VIROUN turned and went near a Menory Stick which unfolded its ramp. VIROUN srepped onto the hull of the stick while Recycler, Rrojas and TRASH followed, the ramp closed and the stick hovered up and drove with great speed and teleported out...

 

[WhiteFang]

Suddenly one of the EA troops drop dead
Chicken Assassin:Mission completed

 

[Cherrymage]

*Reports about the new Virusing Legion has reached to Westwood High Command*
Uri: "Hmm...... what? Virusing Legion? What the fuck? Are you serious, Yunru?"
Yunru: "Yes, master. You are a psychic right? You can know what's truth and what's not."
Uri: "Hmm.. okay, I am afraid these viruses and malwares can cause catastrophes. Yunru, contact Emsisoft Security and negotiate with them. I want protection."
Yunru: "As you wish, master."

*Emsisoft Security Headquarters*
Yunru: "May I speak with your boss?"
Emsisoft Customer Support: "Oh yes, of course!" (thinks) <Wow... this chick is so pretty >
*Yunru waited for a few minutes, and soon she got impatient*
Yunru: "Quick..."
*a moment later*

*a tall, slender high elf in formal business suit (looks like this, but with modern formalwear), apparently the boss of Emsisoft Security, approaches Yunru*
Emsisoft Boss: "I'm here, mortal."
Yunru: "Finally... okay, I'm speaking on behalf of Westwood Studios. As you know, there's a new jumble of viruses which call themselves Virusing Legion right? Okay, we need protection,"
*discuss, negotiate, talk*
Emsisoft Boss: "Y-yes! For free! You are so charming and gorgeous! "
Yunru: "R-really? Yay!"

*Westwood and Emsisoft have made a pact, Emsisoft will provide free protection to Westwood without wanting anything on return*

*a Sunburst Drone has seen the assassination of an EA troop, and recorded the entire progress*
*the Sunburst Drone sends notification to Emperor Yoshiro*
Emperor Yoshiro: "Nah, it must be a Westwood fanboy disguised as an ugly chicken! Have no worry!"

*Kenji spams thousands of Cheap Tanks, apparently made of nicely decorated yet fragile boxes*
*the Cheap Tanks shoot barrages of toy bullets and even rubber bullets at the Shadow Empire forces*

*another swarm of Cheap Tanks is spammed to outnumber the sneak attack force*

 

[Cherrymage]

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[Leo Akastenix]

VIROUN stood mingling with a mini toy when Trojas walked in." Any more worlds to conquer? We Trojans are much more bloodlusted than the spartans...".VIROUN smiled" we need to go to a world called earth.. EA..an empire... it has something called a code decoder...we need it and then we can et Ea's codes and reverse engineer them.. like the time back at what was that again? Recycle Bin or somethin'?... we managed to reverse engineer those Recyclers into these viruses.. now malaware is in beta..we could soon release them..but i want..EA's codes... we need it to further strengthen our army..get a internet link workin!!".Trojas bowed and exited.



Ripples of energy is spotted on the northern hemisphere, unknown waves started to form near Canada and expands.. dostrubing wifi and the phone networks. Files(infected) were automatically downloaded into computers and phones with high speed. Some computers soon started to radiate purple energy and phones radiated purple glows and several unknown programs with names like "EA is down" or "SHITTtttTT" or stuff like that.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

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[Cherrymage]

Kenji: "M-my E-Empe.. ror! V-virus.. viruses at Nor-orth Ameri-ki-ki-ka!"
Emperor Yoshiro: "WTF m8, are u serious?"
Kenji: "Yes, milord.."
Emperor Yoshiro: "Use the same first tactic, spam our crappy Cheap Tanks."
Kenji: "Yes sir!"

Giles: "Damn viruses..."
Kenji (Radio): "Giles, the Emperor wants you to spam Cheap Tanks against the rampaging viruses."
Giles: "Wha-- o-okay!"
*hundreds of Cheap Tanks are sent to attack and overwhelm the viruses and trojans with sheer numbers*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Trojan hoplites however stood their ground due to their privatenium shields, which helps them deny access. A Trojan Hoplite shouted " This is Troy!!!", the trojans charged at the tanks while grenade slingers sling grenades at thr tanks. Hundreds of Smapzters counterspam the vheap tank while 5 TROLLS fired their teehee cannons.

The computers imploded and released more imternet links, allowing more viruses to enter
. Even Kaspersky is helpless from the Malaware Sycnborgs.

 

[Daffa]

*Emperor Daffa sents a document of chaotic battle between EA and China to Airkings, as well as a scheme of invasion to Japan*
*In the invasion scheme, Emperor Daffa proposes that Airkings hit Japan from air while they take care of ground defenders. Japan is Airkings' to command if the invasion succeed*

Emperor Daffa : "Move to the next phase of conquering."
General HaltWatch : "Emperor, I hate to break it but EA seems to prying on our Kalimantan bases lately."
Emperor Daffa : "I will let you handle that on my behalf. I will go south and prepares to invade the 'forgotten island' (Australia) myself. Commander hasn't bring any report since his assault."

*Commander at Australia keeps engaging with any defenders and resistances in order to conquer entire Australia*

*Meanwhile, Shadow Empire gaining advantage against EA forces as General Raven joins the fray with her battalions from Sulawesi*
General Raven : "Eradicate the oppositions! For the Emperor!"

 

[Devin]

*The virus didn't work on most of chinese devices since the virus's website has been blocked by the chinese internet (along with many other sites)*
Hacker: "No one can bypass the Great wall of china!"

China begins an invasion in mongolia
The chinese forces easily crush and overwhelm mongol forces with their huge numbers and heavy weaponary

Meanwhile reinforcements arrive at Shenyang to assist chinese forces against DPRK
*5 Han gunships armed with nuke weapons drop bombs on the DPRK units and bombard them with nuclear missiles meanwhile a Propaganda Airship arrives and heals the defenders*

Chinese army struggles to hold off regime and sunrock forces

 

[WhiteFang]

"No one can bypass the Great wall of china!"

Lol,this again? xD

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Unexpectly, Chinese Propangada centers start emittig weird rays and strts shouting gibberish. Hackers' computers started downloading stuff when they crossed the chinese borders.

Errors and Trojans started beeeping from the Chickenmaster's computer and demanded $80 for more chicken then $90 then so on until $45000 then freezing

Recycler forces started pourig in at Canada , hundreds of meches and stuff poured in and eradicated eveyhing...

A huge army of Malawares(Scynborgs) started marching towards from Southern Peru to Eucador.

 

[Cherrymage]

Gold Kimmy: "Nobody can defeat the glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, for I am Kim Jong Un!"
*Kim Jong Un spawns more KPA troops out of nowhere*
*attempts to take control over Chinese Propaganda Planes*
*hijacked Propaganda Planes are used to distribute DPRK Propaganda*
*thousands of KPA Cheap Tanks and Rhino Heavy Tanks are released to crush Chinese forces*
*nukes are sent to Beijing in retaliation*
Gold Kimmy: "Haha haha haha haha haha haha haha~ha!!! Bow before the supreme wrath of Kim Jong Un!"

*Sunrock Horde is also affected by the Sino-Juche war, and all but its leaders were eliminated by both Chinese and KPA forces*

*Kim Jong Un attempts to establish contact with the Airkings, hoping to forge an alliance and gain more support against China*

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Korean Computers at the western part of Korea starts getting errors and downloaded malaware infected files. Several computers have already exploded and gave way for internet links, in which Malaware Scynborgs and DOGE warriors and Tanks, whih is now ravaging the areas.


Deletors started channeling from VIROUN's realm and caused the *ahem* files from Kim's compurer to get autonatically shift-deleted and starts downloading pictures of Nude Old men...

Canada is now under Virus control....and are now marching into the U.S

 

[Cherrymage]

Apparently, most computers in the DPRK are not connected to the global Internet. They are connected to an intranet -- Kwangmyong, however.

It turns out that the hacked Kim's computer is just a decoy. Bureau 121 hackers detected Virusing Legion's IP addresses, and decided to retaliate by performing DDoS attacks on the Virusing Legion's IP.

*as Virusing Legion marches towards US, EA's Ruskie-Americorn Coalition becomes panic*
*tons of Hammer Tanks, Guardian Tanks, Multigunners and Cheap Tanks are dispatched to deal with the viruses*