[ALTERNATE ROLEPLAY] Chickens & Cakes: Resistance Against the Electronic Asses

[Cherrymage]

Fake Ass Cane is stunned at the mention of chicken wings. Fake Ass Cane opens his mouth saucer-wide, with floods of saliva coming out.

Fake Ass Cane begins moving his asses (aka butt dancing) and his eyes turn into two huge pink-colored heart.

Fake Ass Cane shrieks in a dramatic tone, "Ch... Chicken Wings?!?! Oh my god! I love Chicken Wings! Chicken Wings! I'm HUNGRY!!!"

Fake Ass Cane takes out a flamethrower and begins roasting Chicken 69's chicken wings...
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69
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[WhiteFang]

Surprisingly,Chicken 69 was a very powerful pyromancer(as well as a pyromaniac).Thus he reflected the fire on Fake Ass Cane's fake ass and conjured a fire golem
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[wrath bringer]

Wrath Bringer's wolf aids Chicken 69 and summons The Almighty DOGE to fight Fake Ass Cane

 

[WhiteFang]

off-topic troll is off-topic xD
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[Leo Akastenix]

A horde of recyclers attacked CAne from behind screaming "We have infinished business!"

 

[Cherrymage]

Fake Ass Cane becomes a pussy weakling again after being hit.

"Please, don't kill me! I'm a virgin!!!"

 

[Leo Akastenix]

A recycler said(female)"So am i!". She took out a laser handcuff and pointed toa cryoprison. "You have 2 choices, Capture or.." A nearby recycler came in with a flamethrower "i think you know..."

 

[WhiteFang]

Chicken 69:You talk to much for something so weak
Without warning he teleports with a explosion right in the middle of the recyclers.He grinned before calling down fire beams from above

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The recyclers immune to fire, simply looked at the chicken.

 

[WhiteFang]

Chicken 69 look at them,before blowing them away using the Force

 

[Edge45]

Blast! I'm hell of confused, nuclear attack! XD
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Edge: Fire!!!

 

[WhiteFang]

Archimonde Supreme the chickenmaster was furious and as suh,he summoned another chicken titan in front of Edge.The titan knocked Edge down and immediatly started conjuring chickens,which attacked anything that wasn't a chicken around them

 

[Cherrymage]

Hmm... Edge, where did you just nuke?
Did you just nuke... (dead) Emperor Yoshiro's private and most important part???

 

[WhiteFang]

RIP(Rest in pieces)

 

[Edge45]

@Directive: maybe
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*Due to the chicken titan*
*The Skycarrier wasn't able to hold the weight, and went crashing, utterly destroying them all*
*The news went far and wide, the Airkings went into battle with each other for control*
*THE END OF THE AIRKINGS*