[Roleplay] Flames of War

[Devin]

The island's inhabitants retreat to the door of the great apocalypse bunker of the mansion. (they clearly can't open the door) and wait to be rescued by the Perithian Airforce.

The planes start travelling to the recently liberated boheland after the escorts are there.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The panzers didnt demoralize Shadowridge since they knew those were relics. They merely trew anti tankgrenades and fire their anti-tank rifles at them. The Fel Reaver lifted it's foot and brought it down on the nearest Panzer while some kind of robotic laughter was seen. Predator Tanks activated their saws and started ramming the Tiger II.

To Forde's computer"The Pazi fortifications are going down due to intense heat.. concentrate on that damned cannon!"

The Critzkriegs continued releasing missiles, fire their bolters while the drones used their lasguns to inflict damage on the rear. 10 drones went in front of the cannon and starts bombarding the railroads in front of them to see which are weak.

As the third section blew up, the artillery switched targets, some targeted the cannon while others bombarded the furthest sections in front of the cannon. They threw several CRYO shells to slow or freeze the cannon.

 

[Edge45]

Taking heavy fire, many fighters went down taking away half of Forde's squadron. "We're on heavy fire, comm--gwwaaaa!" Radio then breaks up.
"
"FE-21 is down." One of the pilot said.
"Very well, fall back!" Forde told his squadron and they flew away from the fortification as the cannon train moves faster.
"Half of the squad is down sir, that thing is oozing it's shits but it's just speeding up, we don't have enough fighters, we must retreat!" One of the pilots said. "FE-39, go and blow yourself in that train if you think complaining will do you good." Forde said being pissed and continues "Our reinforcements are cut off from the south and won't be able to make it in time the train arrives at its destination. So I'll give you a choice, give your life for the empire, or I'll shoot you down before you try to fly away from the battlefield. What's it gonna be?" Forde's ultimatum shook the squadron and went to obeyed his orders in fear.
"Good, we fly to the next fortification and stop that thing, even if we all die. Squad, on me!" The squadron follow their commander towards the next fortification the train is approaching.

"The Pazi fortifications are going down due to intense heat.. concentrate on that damned cannon!"

"Confirmed, we're approaching it as we speak, out."
The squadron is in sight of the train. "Engage the train, stop it from reaching that fortification if possible and if you don't want to die!" Forde says his orders and the entire squadron attack behind the train, seemingly afraid.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

@Edge45

Do your planes need repairs? I got a fleet(2 carrier subs) right outside Indojesra. You can land there for repairs and rearms.

 

[Edge45]

@Leo Akastenix
Well to be realistic, they're on the far north targeting the train, your fleet is in the south or in south east or south west. It will waste them too much time for just repairs, they won't be able to stop the train, plus they're pretty going to pass through enemy lines rigged with aa's.

I'm planning their suicide mission.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

No edge.. never suicide! Just kamikaze!

 

[Cherrymage]

The island's inhabitants retreat to the door of the great apocalypse bunker of the mansion. (they clearly can't open the door) and wait to be rescued by the Pherithian Airforce.

After half an hour, the squadron of elite Fleenzub Fighters approached from the horizon. As the fighters flew around the island, the pilots noticed the mysterious Foo Fighters. But something strange has grabbed their attention.

"Command, something's strange with these Floating Discs!"
"Huh?"
"Wait..." paused another pilot as he observed the Foo Fighters. Each of the foo fighters is painted in fifty shades of gray, however a Balkenkreuz and a Swastika were also imprinted on the platings. Along with the Reichsadler of the United Reich and the Nazi one. "the Balkenkreuze?!?! And swastikas too?!?!"
"Space Nazis! The rumors were right, Shitler is returning! Get rid of them NOW!!!" an Imperial officer screamed in utter terror. The Fleenzub Fighters would then tickle the Foo Fighters with their plasmaballs and laser "Urine" rays. The Foo Fighters seemed to be intact and well, heck, even some of the "Urine" lasers were reflected back against the Fleenzub Fighters. Just as the Foo Fighters were about to fart a wave of EM Pulses, the surviving Fleenzub Fighters were able to dodge and evade the paralyzing farts, with their impressive agility. The Fleenzub Fighters proved to be too fast and evasive for the Foo Fighters, while the godlike armors of the Foo Fighters were invincible against the petty urinations from the Imperial spacecrafts.

Meanwhile, a few dubious Foo Fighters were spotted revolving above the train cannon, floating near the giantess and wandering near Forde's position.

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The panzers didn't demoralize Shadowridge since they knew those were relics. They merely threw anti-tank grenades and fire their anti-tank rifles at them. The storm of anti-tank rounds and punches proved to be deadly against the clusters of these ancient Tiger II Panzers. Predator Tanks activated their saws and started ramming the Tiger II. These rustic Tigers were too fragile and old to resist against their saws. The Predator Tanks were able to crush through hordes of those crude machines into potato chips, which Göring loves to eat.

The Critzkriegs continued releasing missiles, fire their bolters while the drones used their lasguns to inflict damage on the rear. 10 drones went in front of the cannon and starts bombarding the railroads in front of them to see which are weak. More and more heat and radiation is being released, to the point where groups of bright white flames were ignited behind as the train cannon goes. These white flames could burn even the toughest war machines and most durable of edifices into literal black coals. Almost everything behind the train cannon was caught in the spreading wild white flames, and perished. Only the coals remained.

As the third section blew up, the artillery switched targets, some targeted the cannon while others bombarded the furthest sections in front of the cannon. They threw several CRYO shells to slow or freeze the cannon.

The cryo shells were able to slow down the front of the train cannon, as well as slowing the white flames down. And the cryo bombs managed to alleviate the heat for awhile. Now's the time to seal the holes before it become hot and ablazing again! However, the cryo shells have significantly reduced the heat inside, and now the inside's only as hot as microwave. As the prism generators were cooled down by the storms of cryo shells, much of the prism energies inside were diluted. But still it would be a problem to some infantries.

Several more Foo Fighters were spotted in the skies. In a sudden, several Shadowridge and Imperial troops were levitated upward the skies...

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The squadron is in sight of the train. "Engage the train, stop it from reaching that fortification if possible and if you don't want to die!" Forde says his orders and the entire squadron attack behind the train, seemingly afraid.

The bombardments of plasmaballs and rains of "Urine" lasers have shattered the frozen ice sealing the holes, making heat once again leaking, however the heat is not as intense and roasting as before. However, after about fifteen minutes it would become hotter again, but not as hot as to the point of bright white flames.

Several Fleenzub Fighters malfunctioned all of a sudden. "Commander Forde, our planes were stuck and we are crashing!!! Mayday, mayday---" these failed spacecrafts lost contact with Forde shortly before crashing onto the ground and bursting into pieces. A suspicious Foo Fighter, imprinted with the Balkenkreuz and Swastika, is then noticed wandering nearby......

 

[Devin]

The inhabitants (which are trained guards) take the two remaining guided missile launchers and reload them with their remaining ammo in the armory (near the mansion, 35 missiles left)

Two of the inhabitants volunteer to shoot at the foo fighters.

They both get out of the mansion and after locking on the targets, they fire their anti-air guided missiles to the foo fighters.
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fifty shades of gray

Greetings mister christian grey.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The Shadowridge Troops were surprised as they were levitated. They then saw the UFOs. The Myrimdons started firing their lascannons and bolters started putting iron spikes into the hull. The shadowridge have called in an Airship, which started firing EVeRY LAZERZ and Cannons at the Foo fighters. While the Fel Reavers reached the Foo Fighters and proceeded to pull it and smash it to the ground.


"Quick! More Cryo shells!" The artillery captain shouted. Noe half of the artillery were using cryo shells while some used HE rounds to destroy train tracks.

The Critzkriegs streaked past Forde's fighters with an Airship just behind them. The Airship released drones and moar Critzkriegs from its hanger to bombard the train tracks. Some repair drones started repairing Forde's squadron of fighters with repair beams.

 

[Edge45]

Some terrific weapons ye guys have, the law of science doesn't exist anymore
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Several Fleenzub Fighters malfunctioned all of a sudden. "Commander Forde, our planes were stuck and we are crashing!!! Mayday, mayday---" these failed spacecrafts lost contact with Forde shortly before crashing onto the ground and bursting into pieces.

"Ehh, hey! Report FE-24, damn."

A suspicious Foo Fighter, imprinted with the Balkenkreuz and Swastika, is then noticed wandering nearby......

"Hmm?..." Forde notices the passing saucer. ("Aren't these bastards extinct already, or maybe their technologies weren't) "Contact squadrons, change your target to those rotating plates or whatever they are. Watch yourself, these things may be the cause of the sudden crashes."
Immediately the squadron engages the Foo Fighters. Forde targets the suspicious Foo Fighter. "Eat this bastard..." Forde fires a missile towards the object.

The Critzkriegs streaked past Forde's fighters with an Airship just behind them. The Airship released drones and moar Critzkriegs from its hanger to bombard the train tracks. Some repair drones started repairing Forde's squadron of fighters with repair beams.

With the Shadowridges' help, most of the fataly damaged Fleenzubs were repaired and then rushes for the Foo Fighters from their commander's orders.

 

[Chaosy]

I'd share this little RP picture in another thread but I don't want to bump a dead thread so..

OOC is written with "( )" or "))"

orc invasion, check chat :p

 

[Cherrymage]

@OOC: Damn the crashes! I lost my RP replies many, many times. I have to edit a little and a little to save my work from these stupid crashes! (Still WIP, the crash may happen anytime)

The inhabitants (which are trained guards) take the two remaining guided missile launchers and reload them with their remaining ammo in the armory (near the mansion, 35 missiles left) A few of the missiles did manage to hit the Foo Fighters, dealing significant damage. However, all of them survived and later unleashed waves of anti-gravity fields, deflecting the missiles back toward the inhabitants.

Two of the inhabitants volunteer to shoot at the foo fighters. They both get out of the mansion and after locking on the targets, they fire their anti-air guided missiles to the foo fighters. With the extra helpful distractions, the Foo Fighters decided to chase after the inhabitants instead, unknowingly exposing themselves to the Imperial spacecrafts. As the Foo Fighters drew closer to the inhabitants, the squadrons of Fleenzub Fighters flashed at a sudden, catching the Foo Fighters off guard and bringing many a number of these floating discs down.

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The Shadowridge Troops were surprised as they were levitated. They then saw the UFOs. The Myrmidons started firing their lascannons and bolters started putting iron spikes into the hull. The Foo Fighters managed to deflect the incoming projectiles with antigravity auras, and for the few iron spikes that hit their platings... nothing happened to anything except for the iron spikes being effectively wasted and stuck. Meanwhile, the Foo Fighters sucked even more Imperials and Shadowridges.

The shadowridge have called in an Airship, which started firing EVeRY LAZERZ and Cannons at the Foo fighters. While the Fel Reavers reached the Foo Fighters and proceeded to pull it and smash it to the ground. Those crews of the weird Foo Fighters were cowards, the Foo Fighters simply vanished into nothing upon the first sight of the airship.

"Quick! More Cryo shells!" The artillery captain shouted. Now half of the artillery were using cryo shells while some used HE rounds to destroy train tracks. The train cannon were significantly slowed as a result. And the heat was also reduced, but minutes later the ice would dissolve and heat would return.

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A suspicious Foo Fighter, imprinted with the Balkenkreuz and Swastika, is then noticed wandering nearby......

Immediately the squadron engages the Foo Fighters. Forde targets the suspicious Foo Fighter. "Eat this bastard..." Forde fires a missile towards the object.

The missile did hit the Foo Fighter, dealing a solid blow and as a result slowed down the disc significantly and made it more fragile and exposed to damage.

However, more Foo Fighters show up and are seen to be following the train cannon closely. Rains of glowing green lasers showered upon the Imperial forces as the Foo Fighters unleashed their wrath. Along with a few explosive glowing runes of swastikas.

 

[Edge45]

Forde sighed seeing how pathetic the Foo Fighter was damaged. But this distracted him from an incoming swastika rune that hit the Silvereagle's left wing. " !!!, fuckin' bastard, gr..." Forde annoyingly said and became really pissed.
Althoguh the Silvereagle was hit by the left wing, it was undamaged, but suddenly the silver color of the Fleenzub became black and the stripes became red. "Hmmpphh" Forde chants some words, the Silvereagle returned back to its color.
"Now, you've made me really damned annoyed, you flying dishes!"
Forde rushes to the Foo Fighters and started releasing missiles to each of them, some were unlucky and got destroyed and the others were fataly damaged.
The Silvereagle remained unaffected by the gravity fields, but if looked closely, the white colors are becoming black and the stripes to red again slowly. It caught the attention of some of the pilots in Forde's squadron seeing the suspiciousness.


Meanwhile, the hover jet arrives at Asjeria's east coast. "Land here." She said. The pilot did so and the jet lands at a plain field. The woman came out, and suddenly, the plane explode and became ashes quickly.
The woman then felts a presence behind her, she looks back and it was a person in some business clothing. "I found him, really good at identities." She said with a smile.....

 

[Cherrymage]

Although the Silvereagle was hit by the left wing, it was undamaged, but suddenly the silver color of the Fleenzub became black and the stripes became red. "Hmmpphh" Forde chants some words, the Silvereagle returned back to its color.

"Wait, what?" Deldrach exclaimed all of a sudden, followed by a pause of silence. "Oh, nothing! Just continue to smash these flying discs, Forde!"

"Now, you've made me really damned annoyed, you flying dishes!"
Forde rushes to the Foo Fighters and started releasing missiles to each of them, some were unlucky and got destroyed and the others were fatally damaged.

Only a few of the poor Foo Fighters is an actual solid object, the rest dissipated in puffs of smoke. They are illusions

"Imperial fools! The oracles of Patriotic Socialism have spoken! Soon, Nazis will rain from the sky, and this wretched world will burn!" a furious voice ranted.

Those crews behind the Foo Fighters are chickens. Many of these flying saucers turned transparent, before evaporating into puffs of smoke. Turned out these Foo Fighters not only didn't abduct anything at all, but also turned out to be illusions.

However, a few remained and they are the actual real stuffs. After abducting enough Imperial and Shadowridge personnels, these actual Foo Fighters flew away...

The Silvereagle remained unaffected by the gravity fields, but if looked closely, the white colors are becoming black and the stripes to red again slowly. It caught the attention of some of the pilots in Forde's squadron seeing the suspiciousness.

"This looks familiar..." the very same voice commented. The very same voice who regarded Forde and the other Imperials as fools. And the skies above looked stormy with the dark clouds being painted in hues of green, possibly an omen of oncoming chaos... Several clouds were clumped together and shaped into a huge swastika in the air...

 

[Edge45]

"Pathetic..." Forde says dissapointingly. The Silvereagle's cockpit darkened, suddenly, Forde fires missiles that hit about 4 real Foo Fighters with great accuracy, exploding it before it flew away. He ends with a sigh.

"This looks familiar..." the very same voice commented. The very same voice who regarded Forde and the other Imperials as fools. And the skies above looked stormy with the dark clouds being painted in hues of green, possibly an omen of oncoming chaos... Several clouds were clumped together and shaped into a huge swastika in the air...

"... (Where have I heard this before, hmmm... Earth...)" Forde remained silent seeing the sky. Something was coming...

 

[Devin]

The mansion is damaged by the back fired missiles and the volunteers not dead yet their metal armor is damaged.

The volunteers return to the mansion retreat to the mansion.

The remaining inhabitants (they are well armed as they are elite guards mostly, other than the unarmed servants), start making a plan to re-activate the island's air defense using generators as manual anti-air tools are rather weaker and more dangerous to use.

8 of the guards prepare to execute the mission in order to get rid of the foo fighters.

6 Carrying their assault rifles (while half of them carry fuel with them as well) and 2 holding anti air guided missile launchers try to sneak to the nearby anti-air missile turret.

Those carrying assault rifles walk forward yet the anti-air division takes a guarding stance and will shoot any approaching foo fighter if discovered. (they are obviously trying to sneak)

While james is having dreaming about aliens being tortured for assaulting his mansion his bodyguards keep scouting for threats as their employer has been recently subject to a full offensive by his enemies, keeping their helicopter stationed in addition as a tasty flavor of paranoia.

They also arrange a 'Plan B' to have a land retreat.

 

[Cherrymage]

Due to neglect, the train cannon is getting closer and closer to Azlariah's fatty dupe... Actually, the train has reached the range but it just wants to keep getting closer, possibly in order to deliver a more accurate and fatal blow against the giantess, as well as to distract the defenders of the giantess.

The Foo Fighters loitered around the island abducting anyone they could see. Two such Foo Fighters traveling together detected the sneaking bodyguards and were now attempting to suck them all. After a few successful abductions, the Foo Fighters which abducted people fled away, while those Foo Fighters which never abducted anything at all remained to wreck havoc. These remaining Foo Fighters are illusions, and despite this they can deal damage against their foes. The only thing these illusions couldn't do is abduction.

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Meanwhile, all the surviving Foo Fighters fled from Forde's wrath before they're all dead. Within an interrogation room in a rather large spaceship...

"Tell me, you elven wretch!" a pale-skinned, bat-like alien in a gray-black uniform shouted. His bright glowing red eyes glared at the outstanding elf in disgust. "Why are those walking octopuses serving your Drama Bitch? How did your little Drama Bitch seduce these animals to her service? And tell me about the damn Deldrach!!!"

The eye-catching elf turned out to be Dyffros, one of the most popular boy within the Flardyrn ranks. "No, I stand firm with my will and I will never-"
The infuriated alien immediately pulled out a pistol and went for the elf's groins.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~~" As Dyffros screamed, his voice quickly changed from a clear masculine voice into a soft, feminine scream.

"Whaaat haaave yooou dooone tooo meee~~ Oh, fuck yooou, littleee meeeeanie-sweeeeeetie~~ I nooow sound likeee a chick~~"
The alien interrogator chuckled in amusement. However, he didn't forget about his job. His pistol is still staring at Dyffros, but Dyffros kept uncontrollably act in a pettish and girly manner.

"Oooh nooo, little meeeaaanieee~~ I wooon't teeell you aaabout aaanything~~"
The alien fell off the floor laughing in amusement, and he seemed to be completely forgetting about his job. Until the drunken Burgdorf burst in and aimed his Pistol of Armageddon at the ceiling. He fired a warning shot, pulling the alien back to his job, and frightening Dyffros.

"Oooh, why did you plaaay the pistoool--"
"Shut the fuck up! I know you're a man and you got balls! Act like a normal man, or I shall decimate you with my Pistol of Armageddon!"

"Aaareee yooou kidding meee?!?! I aaam a seeexy gal--"
An exasperated Burgdorf shot a bullet straight on Dyffros' head. Dyffros' head blew up in a flashy explosion, and now he's dead and headless.

"Das reicht! (That's enough!)"
Radnor and Ammon then arrived into the room.

Another captured Imperial Pherithian then reacted, "This can't be? Those mentats from Dune II? Some fucking bat-like goblins? And Nazis too?!"
Radnor immediately responded, "Aber my prisoners, I am not Radnor from Dune II?"

"Then who are you? The Tragic Clown from The Sims?"
"I object to you comparing me to the Tragic Clown! Let me show you, I am Alfred Jodl! Hitler's favorite objector!" said Radnor as he tears his skin and clothing, revealing himself to be the shiny-headed objector. And afterwards Jodl teared down the disguise of Ammon, revealing himself to be the the fish-loving map pervert known only as Hans Krebs.

An unhappy Krebs glared at the bald objector and opposed, "Why did you blow out our cosplay covers?! I like to cosplay as the Ordos Mentat!"

After a moment of bickering, the Nazis resumed their interrogation...

 

[Devin]

While some of the guards are being abducted a guided missile is shot to the abducting foo fighter in order to prevent it.

One of the guided missile carriers shoots its guided missile inside the foo fighter (inside the place which the abducting light comes from) while being abducted.

3 of the guards reach the generator and turn it on filling it with fuel, resulting in the heavy anti air rocket turret being powered.

One of the guards takes control of the anti air and starts raining heavy missiles on the foo fighters.

The transport planes carrying 500 infantry weapons continue their destination to boheland. (time is not really moving quickly so its kinda illogical if they reach there quickly, since they are carrying heavy objects)

James vengeful dreams start turning to a nightmare of which he is confronted with the fact that he has to pay heavy money to repair his mansion:

James lands on a scorched airfield and leaves his jet seeing that his island is utterly ruined with the mansion barely holding.

He then enters the second part of his dream which he is calling a construction company to repair his island and he is told that he has to pay more than 100 million capitals for the repair to commence.

James suddenly wakes up after hearing the price in his nightmare and screams: "100 million capitals!?!"

James then asks one of his bodyguards: "Any response from my island yet?"

The bodyguard replies: "No sir, communications offline."

Although not much time has yet passed james starts getting worried about his pocket.

"Fuck the mansion." james said quietly being worried about repair costs
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The inhabitants have gathered in the mansion already, they know they can't flee.

 

[Edge45]

"The train is getting closer to the Kaiserin's dupe!" A pilot said. "All units, get away from the train." Forde informs his squadron.

"Team Echo Leader, this is commander Forde, I have a target... *sends coordinates*"
"Copy, preparing the Naval Battery to fire." The team leader said. After the naval battery cannon rotates towards the given target, it fired again with a bang.
The three shells are fired and is heading towards a railway with great spead, the train cannon is about to pass to it.

*Explosion*, timed correctly, the train cannon was hit by the shells and exploded. The area is then covered by an explosion smoke that doesn't confirm the train cannon was really destroyed. "..." Forde's squadron prepares themselves...

 

[Leo Akastenix]

A shadowridge then appeared iutta nowhere and targeted its lascannons at the Foo fighters and released hell on the rail cannon(Cannons, Grenade Launchers and the Feared Homing Kirov missiles based on Kirov bombs). Drones swarm the cannon and starts dropping cryobombs and strafed the rear with laser gatling guns before circling back and dropping more cryobombs and strafed another time.

 

[Cherrymage]

While some of the guards are being abducted a guided missile is shot to the abducting foo fighter in order to prevent it. The one guided missile did pierce a hole onto the platings, however the Foo Fighter was relatively unharmed. After abducting several of the guards, the Foo Fighters flew away. While leaving, showers of swastika runes glowing in gray were rained upon the island, along with the mansion, ruining anything in moderate explosions they touched.

One of the guided missile carriers shoots its guided missile inside the foo fighter (inside the place which the abducting light comes from) while being abducted. That very hole proved to be vulnerable against the guided penis missile, and took severe internal damages as a result. The poor Foo Fighter was slowed down significantly and weakened as a result, and was close to the graveyard of death.

An ear-splitting scream was heard shortly before the crippled Foo Fighter crashed, "HEIL HITLER!"
The disc got closer and closer... "Damn you, plutocrat cretins! The oracles have spoken! Soon, we will rise from the ashes and this little world will be ours!"

"HEIL HITLER!" And the foo fighter crashed onto the ground. Most of the things are ruined and incinerated in the crash, however if one ventured deeply into the Foo Fighter, several red flags with a white disc containing a black swastika would be discovered along with several dead bodies of Na'kuhl and "Aryan" Nazis in uniforms...

3 of the guards reach the generator and turn it on filling it with fuel, resulting in the heavy anti air rocket turret being powered. One of the guards takes control of the anti air and starts raining heavy missiles on the foo fighters. The remaining Foo Fighters were able to dodge and evade the missiles with ease, thanks to the discs' lightning speeds and the crawling speeds of the heavy missiles. They were not to be seen shortly after this.

The transport planes carrying 500 infantry weapons continue their destination to Bolehland. (time is not really moving quickly so its kinda illogical if they reach there quickly, since they are carrying heavy objects)

A mysterious floating disc was spotted near the transport plane.

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The three shells are fired and is heading towards a railway with great spead, the train cannon is about to pass to it.

*Explosion*, timed correctly, the train cannon was hit by the shells and exploded. The area is then covered by an explosion smoke that doesn't confirm the train cannon was really destroyed. "..." Forde's squadron prepares themselves...
The railroad was destroyed, however the train cannon derailed from the ruined section and rushed straight toward the giantess, with an incredible speed for a heavy cannon -- as fast as a cheetah.

After passing through bickerings and fights going on in the background, the train cannon finally reached Azlariah's giant copy. Out of anxiety, a huge 800mm Prism shell was blasted straight on the heart and the train itself crashed onto the giantess. *devastating chains of catastrophe prism explosions*, and *a large portion of the battlefield was severely crippled and roasted by the massive prism explosions*

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A shadowridge then appeared iutta nowhere and targeted its lascannons at the Foo fighters and released hell on the rail cannon (Cannons, Grenade Launchers and the Feared Homing Kirov missiles based on Kirov bombs). Drones swarm the cannon and starts dropping cryobombs and strafed the rear with laser gatling guns before circling back and dropping more cryobombs and strafed another time.

The foo fighters repulsed the missiles and shells as well as the drones using their antigravity fields, tossing them back in the air far, far away and made the drones suffer a great deal of damage. The cowards lifted themselves upward above the heavens...

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The drones got significantly damaged and destoryed bit the airship remains and fired 5 demonic rays that would home on the fleeing foo fighters.

The Shadowridge Offensive starts the assult of the Pazi city at indojesra, but before landing troops, they used Giga submarines to bombard the city and used honing Infernal metoers to crush the puzi defenders.

 

[Edge45]

The great explosion wiped almost all of Forde's squadron, left with only five of them flying away from the catastrophe including Forde.
"Sh-shit! They got the Kaiserin!" Nervously said a surviving pilot.
"Retreat, we can't do anything with only five of us left." Forde said without anything in his mind.

The Silvereagle was affected by the explosion and its silver color is deteriorating into black and seem to be not returning to its usual silver color. Forde decides to keep away from the surviving squadron's by flying behind...

 

[Cherrymage]

The foo fighters repulsed the incoming missiles away from themselves, and vanished as they cloaked in stealth...

Unknown to Forde, three flying, tiny scout drones with live cameras were dispatched to track and follow Forde's color-changing spacecraft in curiosity.
*****
@Leo Akastenix: May I have some characters in Shadowridge?

 

[Edge45]

Forde (seemingly noticed) ignored the feel that he was followed and spied. With the remnant of his squadron heading to base, Forde cut off contacts and cloaked the Silvereagle in invisibility. But with the deterioration of the Fleenzub, it wasn't able to cloaked which annoyed Forde.

Nonetheless, he splits from the others and heads for east rather than south...

 

[Leo Akastenix]

@Directive255

Sure, just specify whether they are from Shadowridge Offensive(Lieutenants, captains.. et.c) Doomguard(Death Knights,Warlocks.. e.t.c) or Highguard (Royal guards.. Nobles.. e.t.c). but wait.. can the foo fighters repulse magic?

I would like a character in Pazis.. based of this guy..

 

[Devin]

As a result of the explosion the roofs of the mansion and the gardens has been heavily damaged.

The inhabitants repair the power factory and bring the island's air defense back and report the situation.

The planes report the foo fighters to their PIA escort.

 

[Cherrymage]

@Devin: wait, Drachore was already liberated by the Imperials, it's just southeast of Bolehland, separated by a narrow river. I will reply to you in the next post.

 

[Devin]

@Directive255: which location are they holding then? or are they finished?

 

[Cherrymage]

You mean the buildings? The Imperials recaptured them and changed their colors as well as replaced any Pazi emblems with the Imperial emblems.

 

[Devin]

No i meant which areas are they holding

 

[Cherrymage]

Pazis? They were totally pushed back into Indoasjeria, and most of their Wehrmacht was ruined in the battles in Indoasjeria.

 

[Cherrymage]

@Leo Akastenix, okay, your new character could join as some sort of middle-ranked prominent.

For some characters in Shadowridge:
Two of them are Highguards, Another one as Doomguard and a fairly normal one in Shadowridge Offensive.

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Among the abducted was an average Shadowridge Zealot. The Space Nazis attempted to frighten the Shadowridge soldier with the Na'kuhl glowing red glares, Jodl's shiny head and fish-loving Krebs' map fetish.

"Tell me, what is your name, you inferior orc?!?! Tell me!!!"
An impatient Na'kuhl alien yelled, "Just fucking tell us about everything you know about the Leopunk (Leo Akastenix) and his stupid Shadowridge Empire! Or you filthy, little orcs will be cleansed from the National Socialist paradise!"

Sheds of tears were coming from the Shadowridge troop as he thought of his homeland, his childhood, his family and his nation... and he began to cry silently before the Nazis.

"I object to you crying like a deficient brat!" screamed the bald objector Jodl. "Stop crying! Get your dirty, inferior tears and cries away from us! You inferior orc bastards deserve to die just like those traitorous knife-eared reptilians deserved to be fucked!"

"Dickheads and Skinheads! You Nazis suck! Your Na'kuhl slaves are silly and ugly, and I find even Azlariah's N'raqi (Faceless Ones) a lot cuter and respectable than these bats!"

The Na'kuhl interrogator was getting offended by his bold words, and gave the Shadowridge Zealot a good kick on his groins. "Watch your smelly mouth, subhuman animal!" After hitting the Zealot's mouth rapidly and repeatedly with a metal cane, the alien then continued, "Don't you dare diminish our superiority with these crazy legged squids!"

"These Faceless n'raqi are the sworn enemy to National Socialism and to the Na'kuhl species! These miserable squids are nothing more than greedy, hormonal slaves to their primal fears and urges! First these octopuses bowed before N'Zoth because they were nothing more than scaredy-chickens! After the Reptilian Queen showed up, all of these animals switched sides because they are perverts lusting after the snake goddess' body! They want to spread their inherently sinful and evil genes together with the equally evil and inferior elves! These cowards want to sate their hunger and lust!"

(NOTE: These Faceless Ones although they do lust and love after Azlariah, but they are not traitorous cowards as the Na'kuhl claimed. These are just rhetoric designed to make the Faceless Ones look bad (or worse).)

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As Eric took on his glasses and observed the picture, Krebs (no longer disguised as Ammon) said, "Here is a picture showing Leo Akastenix of the Shadowridge Empire possessing tons of legendary artifacts, some of which the Failüre needs. Such as the Helm of Domination and Cleopatra's Scepter."

Krebs then continued as he pointed several points in his map, "Rumors claim that Kaiser Leo of Shadowridge found the artifacts here, here and there."

"Don't worry, I am sure this picture is a forged fake." dismissed Eric as he moved his index finger in a gesture. "We can still find the Seven Artifacts required for--"
"My Failüre..." Krebs responded, "Steiner..."
The bald objector continued the fishy map-pervert's words, "Steiner couldn't find all the other artifacts (beside the Iron Cross and Cleopatra's Scepter). Leo took away the rest."

Visibly disturbed, the Failüre took off his glasses and grumbled, "These fools will stay here for verbal abuse: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Burgdorf." Everyone else, save for the devoted Jailor Kassan, left the ranting room as quickly as possible before Eric unleashed his anger. As the final person left the room and closed the door, Eric immediately burst into an outrage.

"What the fuck has happened?!?!" a furious Eric pointed a middle-finger to his dick, "How could Leopunk get his filthy claws on those artifacts?!"

Silence and tension filled the outside as all other senior Pazis listened to Eric's screams and rants. "So now my great plan to fuck that ever-resizing chick (Azlariah) has been foiled! That chick is now enslaved and shared by Deroc and Leo together! I've already lost Vashj and Jaina to the despicable fucktards Illidan and Kael!"

*Burgdorf's fast speech* "My Failüre, I thought you hate the elves and viewed them as cancer?"
"I hate elves but save for the sexy ones! That's why I put Kael and Vashj in the Dalaran Dungeons!"
"Aber my Failüre, you didn't place Vashj in jail!"
Eric slammed the planning/ranting desk in exasperation, "Yes, I did! But that snake fled from my whorehouse!"
"Wait, did you just say Kael? Save for the sexy ones and you placed Kael inside? Are you a gay Führer?"

The entire Führerbunker burst into laughters as soon as Jodl finished. Eric and Kassan were the ones not laughing. "Poor old man~~" Burgdorf sang as Eric was laughed.

Kassan clapped his fists, "This is not funny at all! How dare you all laugh at our Failüre! He's our dear leader, dammit!"
Eric slammed the desk, but "Owwww Ouch Ouch Owwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!". Eric hit a nail whilst punching the desk, and his finger in glowing in red as it bled. Eric then unleashed his bitchy cries.

Why? Why was my life so miserable? Why?!

I lusted after Sylvanas back during the Second War, I wanted her so badly... BUT SHE TREATED ME LIKE TRASH!!! She even set my home into flames of rejection, together with another orc bitch I really loved!!!

All I want is some peace, power and sex! Why?!?! Why everyone is eager to stand in my way? I don't understand. I did nothing wrong to deserve this! I was suffering ever since childhood. Dad has been hitting me like a punchbag since my bro left. And the schools were all bitches. All I want is to let humanity enjoy some fun with the sexy elves, but that stupid Deroc and his fools opposed me!

The military was lying to me! Our generals are lying despicable cowards, just like the elves! They called themselves generals, and yet after years in the military academy learned only how to wield a fork and spoon! I didn't went to any stupid universities and get a fucking certificate, and yet I have conquered Deroc and Ner'zhul all by myself!

Do I look like a disgrace? Why are even the dirtiest of whores refuse to have fun with me? Sylvanas, she even backstabbed me in the end! Kael, he fled away with the sexy Vashj! He not only ran away from my games, but he also bought the sexy Vashj away with him!

I was the Big Billy of the Gangreen Gang, and I served the sexy Sedusa wholeheartedly. I even stole Cleopatra's Three Artifacts for her, only to get betrayed as she became as huge as Azlariah Giantess just now! I was even thrown to jail even I helped the stupid kids in the end!

And now I am surrounded by pranksters and idiots like Fegelein and Günsche! A shiny-headed ape who always objects, a fishy pervert who lusts after maps and last but not least a fat, useless piece of shit who knows only eating and sleeping!

Am I inferior to that so-called Betrayer? Why does the snake betray me and chose that horned demon instead?

Eric's cry was cut. "My Failüre... Steiner..."
"Steiner agrees with the rest of us. You are simply too naive and ugly for us."

A loud clapping voice was heard, followed by a clear, thunderous voice from Fegelein. "Yes, now it's time to dispose of you, Othmar Garithos!"

"FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!! FEGELEIN!!!"
Murmurs of confusion and disbelief were heard. The crowd of Pazis couldn't believe what they just heard. "Is he really Garithos? No wonder why he seemed to be so informed about Azeroth." "Garithos? No, he is a pure Pherithian! Eric is a great leader he's not that weakling from Lordaeron!"

(To Be Continued)

 

[Cherrymage]

The Fleenzub Fighters were immediately alerted. They did their best to avoid conflict, however the Foo Fighter approached and attempted to open the cargo plane's hangar in an attempt to suck the weapons inside. Just as the disc almost succeeded to open the door, the Fleenzub Fighters proved to be itchy for the Foo Fighter. A battle then ensued. The plane is escorted by two Fleenzub Fighters which fled from the scene, and the plane is told to leave as far as it can, faster toward a nearby Imperial starport.
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[Devin]

The plane accelerates and after nearing the starport prepares to land and asks for permission.

James demands a meeting with Deroc or one of his representatives for the ownership of his de jure factories and enterprises annexed by the phazis.

 

[Edge45]

At the mid-east of Indoasjeria, the Silvereagle lands, already, it has transformed into what is to be... the Dead Pherithian.

It was Edge that came out of the Fleenzub, not his supposedly disguise Forde. "Damn, it seems my disguise has reached its limit."
Suddenly, a sword points behind him. "Sigh, here we are again." Edge said as he looks behind seeing Marie and Death.

"Edgypooh!!!!! I miss yuu!!" Marie cheerfully said, and she drop her sword and hugged the man so tight. "Ow ow ow, we've discuss this before..." Edge alarmingly said then Marie immediately stands back away from Edge with great speed with her sword in hand.

Marie giggled as Edge looks at the ground, he was inside a carved circle with a cross inside, the trap for Reapers. "What's this about, Death?" Edge disappointingly said.
"You look disappointed, general. But, I'm the one who's supposed to be disappointed." Death steps closer to Edge but outside the trap. "I told 'you' to collect souls and fill the Soul Crucible. Instead, you decided to make deals with the denizens and join the worthless events of this world. Though I am grateful you manage to try filling the Soul Crucible."

Edge grins. "I supposed the deals off then, considering bringing her here. You're gonna try to bring me back to the realm."
Marie then intervenes "Actually..." a sack appeared beside her. "Recognize this?"
Edge's grin disappeared. "Heh, you're gonna get rid of me for good I see."
"No, I'm gonna get rid of you for good if you don't do what I say. It took awhile looking for your damned body in all those piles of ruins." Death says.
"Why not finish me, I always wanted this life to end." Edge says without a care. "Oh, I suppose you don't wanna join the others and rather burn in the Void" Marie said.
"Eh, he can do that now... *sigh* ... what do you want then?" Edge questions Death.
"You failed and the deals off. So I'll have another deal for you general. Marie has done her part and she will have the Soul Crucible... and Deidiaccus." Edge then got a pissed look at the smiling Marie, Death then continued; "Now, for the deal. To secure my business here, considering you already infiltrated one of the world powers here, I suppose you can also infiltrate the denizens you've made a deal with. Marie already has made contact with one of them, and gotten her trust, that's a one step secure. You will dismantle them from the inside, do that and you'll have your body back and finally I'll put your annoying service to rest." Death finishes and turns back.
"Oh, Marie, I have a-" Marie then said "Declined Death, I'll not have you ruin this moment I've been waiting for. Besides, I'll help my beloved Edgypooh."
"Oh can you please not call me that." Edge says before Deidiaccus, the pale sword behind him, and the Soul Crucible warped to Marie. The trap disappeared after wards.

"Hmmm" Death faces Edge and his hand in front of him. Death opens his palm that shocked Edge a little, suddenly, the three tiny drones that was watching them exploded. "Pardon general." Death grinned and then disappears along with the sack.

"How did you manage to do this?" Edge looks at Marie ungratefully. "Oh, its because my love for you-" "Spare me that, let's just go." Edge said.

To be continued...

@Chaosy
Is Genesis still on?

 

[Cherrymage]

The cargo planes were welcomed by heavy military forces, and the supplies inside were quickly taken and sent to a safe storage...

James demands a meeting with Deroc or one of his representatives for the ownership of his de jure factories and enterprises annexed by the Pazis. Deroc agreed to have a meeting, however he'll be sending his solid illusion (controlled only by himself) due to security reasons. Only the experts who encountered the real Deroc before can tell the differences.
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As the Pazis were puzzled about the rumors of Eric's real identity, Fegelein spoke out loud, "I have several evidences here, but let's start on logics!"

"Your logics be damned, Fegearse (Fegelein)!"
"First of all, the Great Reunion of the Multiverse didn't happen until the bald megalomaniac Yuri was imprisoned. And that's years after the rise of Illidan's Empire. How could a Terran knew so much about what happened before this as if they really experienced it?"

"Yes, no wonder why Eric sounded a lot like Garithos!" Jodl commented. "I object to your place as the Drachenführer of the Patriotic Socialist Ghee Hin Triad!" the crowd seemed to be enlightened thanks to Fegelein.

"Dammit, Jodl, you objected about this and that, and now even my place as the Drachenführer?"
"You're not an Earthling worthy for National Socialism! You're only a pitiful Lordaeronian!"

"Second, why does he hate elves so much? Why does Eric always tell us about the horrible atrocities and betrayals done by the elves? There would be no good reason for a Terran to hate the elves, unless he was not or had an encounter with the elves. What he spoke of is really similar to Garithos' story. There is only ONE reason -- Eric Calderon IS Othmar Garithos himself!"

As Fegelein finished and Garithos' cover being blown out, the angry crowds began to boo at Garithos. "You lied to us, Garithos!" "Damn you, stupid crook!" "We Terrans are superior than the pitiful Azerothians!"

"Calm down, dear fellow Nazis. Behold, the footages!" the crowds cheered for Fegelein as he showed the videos. Most of the footages depicted encounters between Dolfy Shitler and Eric Calderon... Dolfy was shown to be the commanding master of Eric, demanding him to do stuffs only slaves and puppets do. Eric was the submissive puppet and slave to Hitler, not grumbling a single voice of complain at the mighty Dolfy.

(And the copies of recent Eric's Cry along with other of his funny rants and footages showing what happened between Hitler and Eric went viral in Cosmonet)
(Leo, James, Edge, Deroc as well as a few other Pazis using VPN received the footages...)

 

[Edge45]

Edge enters at the Dead Pherithian's cockpit. Seeing a live footage in the latest news, though he didn't care. "The empire will be suspicious of me if I just disappear in the midst of battle, I must head back-"
"Hold it! My Edgypooh." Marie stopped Edge. "I'm keeping an eye on you, and I will inform Death if you do anymore of your random infiltration, starting today, you will do what I say."
"Wait, where the bloody hell does this come from, I won't fall for your tricks Marie." Edge said.
"Oohhh, *giggled* for the first in a long time, Edgypooh finally said my name. Tehehe..." Marie cheerfully said before Edge sighed.
"Well my beloved, Death and I discussed about how you always do your own way, so do that, then you'll be living in the Void."
"Aren't you supposed to be against this considering the fact that you "love" me." Edge replied.
"Oohohoho, indeed I do. But since you rejected me, not that I still have given up, I would be happy to always see you, even if you burn eternally in the void."
("That's sick. Hey! Do you have anything to say also.") Edge said to himself or in reality was Crimson.
("Only this, I will disappear from existence, and you will not, so you're on your own.) Crimson replied then Edge sighed to himself.

"Alright, we're we going?" Edge questioned Marie.
"Since my love for you is strong, I won't be cruel... a little." Marie grinned evily. "So, I guess it won't hurt going with your own work. But remember, not only did I carved that trap, but I've also marked you in my diary with your wonderful blood. I have my own disguise, so I will return to where I'll have my work."
"... that's really great." Sarcastically Edge says.
"Oh yes, how about a deal Edgypooh, succesfully do what I say, and in return, I'll give you Deidiaccus." Marie generously said.
"You will? Uhh.. that's... nice" Edge seemed rather suspicious, but because he really liked the runesword, he accepted the deal anyways. The contract was signed and both were on their way.

Marie waves her hand happily to Edge and walks away.
The Dead Pherithian takes off, with the disguise already cooled down, the Dead Pherithian transformed back to the Silvereagle and so was "Forde" and they flew back to base heading southwest.

 

[Leo Akastenix]

@Directive255

O.k. a zealot, 2 highguards and a doomguard

Leo viewed Erics rants and made them on Shadowridge Parodies Channel.

A Pazi Stormtrooper knocked on the doors of the Fuhrer's room. "My Fuhrer.. a scientist requests your audience.. he says he has something to show that he invented that could help you rule the world and kill Fegelein finally.."

 

[Devin]

James then already at an imperial hotel invites deroc (illusion) to his room also mentioning: "there are a lot of matters to discuss,to our mutual benefit."

 

[Cherrymage]

@Leo Akastenix: The characters in Shadowridge will be introduced later, when I am more free. And I am thinking names and backgrounds for the characters.

Deroc goes into James' room and asks, "What is the discussion?"

The Stormtrooper didn't see what he expected... Dolfy Hitler has returned, to his utter surprise and horror!
"Why are you looking so surprised?" a frowning Hitler commented, he seemed to be unhappy about the Stormtrooper's shock. "I am the REAL Führer! There's no need to be afraid, okay?"

"My Führer.. a scientist requests your audience.. he says he has something to show that he invented that could help you rule the world and kill Fegelein finally.."

"What did you just say? Let's hope it works for real. Let's watch!" Hitler then added, "Oh, bring along Speer to look at this scientist and his toys."
*****
Moments later, Dolfy and Speer arrived to this scientist's lab/home.

 

[Devin]

James after seeing deroc says: "Hello kuchenkaiser, have a seat please." james refers to the chair in front of him.

After sitting one of james bodyguards brings two wine glass to the nearby table and after opening up a wine pours it into the glasses.

James will then continue: "Let us discuss the proposal i gave you, i hear that my island is heavily damaged, that was certainly not what we discussed. Yet i shall give you the weapons regardless."

James then asks: "Now, putting that behind we can finally discuss business. During the catastrophic rule of the Phazis many of our establishments has been either annexed or destroyed, i suspect that you will give back the control of them to us now that their reign is over?"

 

[Edge45]

The battle continues in Indoasjeria.
Forde has finally returned to MCV F01. "This is Silvereagle requesting to land, over."
"Confirmed, welcome back Commander." An informer said.
The base's roof hatches open for the landing pad. The Silvereagle lands and came out Forde.
He enters the command room seeing live footages of the continuing battles against the Pazis. "Commander Forde, welcome back. The Kaiserin's dupe has fallen, what shall we do now." Said the captain.

"Inform high command of this. Everyone, we've suffered a lost, but that doesn't mean we'll stop. Our next task is to capture a said to be prototype weapon called the "Die Glocke". I've seen the base, and it's guarded heavily, get the surplus troops from the eastern hills and get them ready to move. Prepare MCV F01 for deployment, we'll be heading for that enemy base. The Flardyrn Elves will take care the Pazi werhmacht in the west. Get moving mates!

And so, the Construction Fortress turns back into MCV F01 and heads north. Met by the artillery and tank divisions from the eastern hills, they head for a spot for a base and starts to lay siege to the Pazi base holding the Die Glocke.

 

[Cherrymage]

James after seeing deroc says: "Hello kuchenkaiser, have a seat please." james refers to the chair in front of him. Deroc (illusion) sits down and looks at the ceiling for awhile, before looking at James.

James will then continue: "Let us discuss the proposal i gave you, i hear that my island is heavily damaged, that was certainly not what we discussed. Yet i shall give you the weapons regardless."

(Are the weapons normal ones or special ones?)

• If they are normal weapons, Deroc would thank them but will ask them to give him a bit more before handing James' properties and establishments.
• If they are special and rare weapons, Deroc would just nod and says thanks.

James then asks: "Now, putting that behind we can finally discuss business. During the catastrophic rule of the Pazis many of our establishments has been either annexed or destroyed, i suspect that you will give back the control of them to us now that their reign is over?"

Response -- Refer to Above.

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Forde's forces informed Deldrach and the high command of the giantess' demise.
"Great job! My plan is working even more than I've expected... Not only we drew the Pazis away from Bolehland, but we also weakened most of the wannabe racist dickheads of Wehrmacht. Our armies could take our rightful lands back all thanks to my plan." the real Azlariah commented. Whether Forde listened to her comment or not, it's up to @Edge45.

"Ah, you have returned after hours of missing. Welcome back." Deldrach commented.

(WIP)

 

[Leo Akastenix]

Inside the house, they would see a butler.. no very...fancy.. the butler greeted"Hail! You must be Speer?"

 

[Devin]

James replies: "Depends on what you mean by special? they are assault rifles and a minority of anti-armor weapons. Not outdated though,they are of high quality i can assure you that."

 

[Cherrymage]

Inside the house, they would see a butler.. no very...fancy.. the butler greeted"Hail! You must be Speer?"

Speer nodded, "Ja, I am Albert Speer."
A frowning Hitler was standing right in front of the butler, looking unimpressed and glaring straight at the butler's eyes. "How dare you ignore your Führer?"

James replies: "Depends on what you mean by special? they are assault rifles and a minority of anti-armor weapons. Not outdated though,they are of high quality i can assure you that."

"What kind of assault rifles? Are they the next-generation laser rifles?" Deroc asks.

Due to the unexpected exposure of Garithos and change in leadership, the Wehrmacht fell into a state of confusion and chaos, leaving the research base and Die Glocke more vulnerable against Forde and Imperials' captures and assaults...

 

[Leo Akastenix]

The butler still ignored the fuhrer and walked into the house' ``This way please.''He said. If they continued following him, they would come to an elevator defended by 2 men with tuxedos. The butler said ``This is Speer(points at Speer) and this is..(looks at hitler)i believe is Fegelein.. or Jodl..'' the bodyguard opened the elevator and the butler steps in. ``Step in!''

 

[Edge45]

Half an hour later, Forde's forces have established their base without much attack. Now they prepare for an offensive until a scout team returned for news.

"Reporting, the Pazi Research Base seem to be under confusion, we do not know why but we've confirmed their defenses are weakened" said the scout leader.
"Well what are we waitung, get moving lads! Now's a good chance."

The tank divisions moved towards the Pazi Research Base backed by the artillery units and led by Commander Forde by the skies with several Fleenzub escorts.
Approaching the walls, Forde gives the signal for the artillery units to fire, raining the base defenses with shells and blowing some of them... permanently. Followed by Forde and his escorts, they air raided the walls of the Pazis as the tank division closes by.

 

[Cherrymage]

The tank divisions moved towards the Pazi Research Base backed by the artillery units and led by Commander Forde by the skies with several Fleenzub escorts.
The Nazis (yes Nazis, no longer any Pazi-wannabes) were confused and the base proved to be an easy target for Forde and the Imperial forces.
Approaching the walls, Forde gives the signal for the artillery units to fire, raining the base defenses with shells and blowing some of them... permanently. Followed by Forde and his escorts, they air raided the walls of the Pazis as the tank division closes by.
"An airstrike! Brace yourselves!!!" the Nazis all lowered their bodies to avoid the bombs. "Burn the documents! Send all our digital data to a safe place, and destroy this lab afterwards! Destroy the Die Glocke before it fell onto the bloody hands of aristocrats!"

Nazis began taking all of their research papers and documents there, and tossed all of them into several pits of burning flames. Meanwhile, data were being transferred to the northern places, and the Nazis initiated self-destruct sequence of the labs.

Self-destruct mechanism was activated on the Die Glocke, it would be half an hour before the Die Glocke blows up.

====================

Hitler was greatly annoyed and angered by the disrespectful butler, and began bursting out ranting like hell. "How dare you ignore and disrespect your dear Führer dammit?! I am your bloody Failüre dammit! Are you blind? Do I look anything like that shiny-headed objector or the Fegel-fuck? I am Dolfy Hitler dammit! Bow down before your Failüre dammit!"

Several SS commandos showed up behind Hitler and saluted Shitler by raising their right arms 45 degrees. "Heil Hitler!"

"Great. Now throw this disrespectful inferior into a labor camp. Let him learn something and at the same time contribute to our great Aryan society."

"Aber mein Führer, I object to the punishment!"
"Dammit Jodl, why not? He disregarded the Führer dammit!"
"It's too harsh!"
"Oh, Jodl please shut up before you end up in the same labor camp with that idiot (butler)!"

Jodl then remained silent.

"Hai!" the SS commandos then dragged the butler and busted him. The poor butler was thrown into an armored prison van which was escorted and guarded by motorized cavalries. Poor butler never to be seen again... for defying the Failüre's will!