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How To 'Pick Up' Girls
Step 1 - Strike a pose. Act like it's purely accidental so that people will think 'wow he must look like that all the time'.
Fig 1 may be a bad example. Who wants people to believe you look like that all the time?
Step 2 - Choose a suitable target.
Unfortunately, as you will see in Fig 2, my 'sexy pose' did not attract any women. So I settled for an ethnic fellow instead. Fortunately he is very sporting and promised to tuck his balls in as much as possible.
Step 3 - Try new positions.
The position in Fig 3 wasn't very good. I cannot emphasise enough that there is no sexual pleasure to be had from this. Do not even bother.
Step 1 - Strike a pose. Act like it's purely accidental so that people will think 'wow he must look like that all the time'.
Fig 1 may be a bad example. Who wants people to believe you look like that all the time?

Step 2 - Choose a suitable target.
Unfortunately, as you will see in Fig 2, my 'sexy pose' did not attract any women. So I settled for an ethnic fellow instead. Fortunately he is very sporting and promised to tuck his balls in as much as possible.

Step 3 - Try new positions.
The position in Fig 3 wasn't very good. I cannot emphasise enough that there is no sexual pleasure to be had from this. Do not even bother.
