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How To 'Pick Up' Girls

Step 1 - Strike a pose. Act like it's purely accidental so that people will think 'wow he must look like that all the time'.

Fig 1 may be a bad example. Who wants people to believe you look like that all the time?


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Step 2 - Choose a suitable target.

Unfortunately, as you will see in Fig 2, my 'sexy pose' did not attract any women. So I settled for an ethnic fellow instead. Fortunately he is very sporting and promised to tuck his balls in as much as possible.


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Step 3 - Try new positions.

The position in Fig 3 wasn't very good. I cannot emphasise enough that there is no sexual pleasure to be had from this. Do not even bother.


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>The question is, why do you drink so many wrong energy drinks? I think I ranted about this before... >.>
Cost efficiency. 0.5L Burn cans is the least cost/caffeine out of the available energy drinks. Pure Rush costs about the same for only half as much and the white Burn is, besides me not reacting well to apples, slightly more expensive than the original, black Burn.
 

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herp derp old pic is old...BUT SUFFICIENT!


Also...SQUIRRELS!
You actually do look a lot like me. We have to meet, see if people would buy it if we said we were brothers. Or even just to take a picture together so we can compare. :3

Lol, you look like shiiK, only your eyes are a bit different.
I spot severe lack of beard as well, but beyond that, it would be quite right.

The one finger stroke.
I never came
to understand that one.



Lastly, I realize I promised pictures from the Machine Head concert last week. They're still on my cellphone, I just haven't had time to transfer them, and they are pretty bad quality.
 
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Nice picture, although I get the feeling that your shirt has been photoshopped. My senses are very finely attuned and they have never been wrong thus far. I have no idea why you would ruin a presumably decent shirt with photoshop though. I would like it if you could enlighten me on the matter.

Btw, your smile is a bit odd. You might want to have that checked.

Oh, and a final thing: Your camera is really awesome, however, I didn't know the button was located right there though (Your index finger is clearly pushing the button). Or perhaps I'm getting old. Is your thumb pressing the button from behind the camera?
 
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Oh, and a final thing: Your camera is really awesome, however, I didn't know the button was located right there though (Your index finger is clearly pushing the button). Or perhaps I'm getting old. Is your thumb pressing the button from behind the camera?

No, my ring finger was pressing the button.
And yes, I also really like that camera, kinda retro.
 
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Damn, you used your ringfinger for pushing the button? That must be really hard. I'm not sure if it's even possible. Nonetheless, holding the camera still must be really hard. Your index finger is in the wrong place for applying the counterforce.
 
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Some new photos from this summer.
 

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How would you ever convince anyone that it is indeed me? I have disguised myself all too well. It almost looks as if I cut my hair, too.
 

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Yay, it's that time again where I get to brag about how wrong my economical priorities are! Bought since August until now.

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And then some..
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Lastly, the usual workspace shot because I like tracking back and see if I change anything.
Beginning of November:
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End of November:
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I too, being the first-hand witness, must agree the pasta looked more tasteful. It was also the meal out of the two I enjoyed the most - it was delicious. Finally, I'd take pasta over pizza any day of the week (except for the day after having pasta). I mainly eat pizza with guests, though, on Fridays.. primarily with beer.
 
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