*meanwhile*
*in the Prison of Eternal Suffering and Slavery, which is inside the Palace of Supremacy*
*Illidan and Vashj approach the imprisoned NDCE champions*
Emperor Illidan: Greetings, dear silly, shameless, cakekissing asssucker of the cruel NDCE. Attempting to oppose us? Nah, you won't success.
Empress Lady Vashj: *hisses* Cakemaggot Dearactive255, I'm very sorry, but I really want to torture you dearly *hisses, then grins* and enslave all of you adorable, lovely fools for eternity.
*Directive255 is disgusted*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: No, I won't be enslaved! And please don't pretend to be passionate, snake! Oh sorry for being rude, perhaps we can negotiate?
Empress Lady Vashj: We don't negotiate with adorable, naive yet fragile little toddlers. *hisses, then put her top right hand to pinch Directive255's face* You cakehugging toddlers should just surrender, bow before our noble, almighty will and be enslaved for *hisses very happily* eternity!
Directive255 the Cakemaster: What nonsense and gibberish are you uttering about? I refuse to surrender and be enslaved into a mindless, foolish slave who are fiercely yet foolishly loyal to the evil Illidari Empire! Last but not least, I am tired of your naive gibberish, but anyway, I wish you a very 'happy' Chinese New Year and wish all your dreams come 'true'!
Directive255 the Cakemaster (Telepathy to NDCE champions imprisoned in Prison of Eternal Suffering and Slavery): I was using sarcasm, proselytes. She will probably not realize it, she's so naive that she believes that her bitter enemies are blessing her.
*Empress Lady Vashj is flattered by Directive255's sarcasm (yet she is completely unaware that it is in fact sarcasm)*
Empress Lady Vashj: Really? *smilies at Directive255, then pinches his face, again* Finally, the Cakemaster blesses me! Yes, Directive255, my aspirations will come true and we will dominate the whole Omega Multiverse!
*Vashj is elated*
Empress Lady Vashj: Come, let's eat some luxurious food as a reward for blessing me, Cakey!
*gives Directive255 and the imprisoned champions yummy, mouth-watering Illidari and Nazjatar cuisines*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: *smilies nervously* Don't be too passionate, Vashj. We're not hungry. We are full. Milady, you deserve to eat this 'delicious' food!
Empress Lady Vashj: *her head approaches Directive255's head, then her hands are turning Directive255's head to face her* But, I don't think so... *glares at Directive255, yet preserving passionate voices* Your body language and looks tells me that you are indeed, very hungry. Come, let's eat some!
Directive255 the Cakemaster: Oh okay... alright...
*eat the cuisines involuntarily*