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[StoPCampinGn00b]

A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?

 

[Vinz]

a.) Nothing
b.) Die, judge!
c.) Become Sweeney Todd
d.) Most likely A

 

[Edge45]

1. He may have said something that has meaning
2. He could have beg(pathetic)
3. Uh.. I don't know

 

[Vinz]

e. Please release me, let me go. For I don't love you anymore. Since it is neither false or true; it is not a declaration, but a plead.

 

[Vinz]

I'm so hot, but I wear a lot of clothes. Why do I wear a lot of clothes?

 

[Cherrymage]

Maybe coz' there's lots of mosquitoes in your house?

 

[Sunreaver]

Agree Soviet or maybe too much sandstorms

 

[Cherrymage]

and Dune Sandworms?

 

[Vinz]

Fever.

Well there's Angelica, and if she had a sister and a dog, I'd pick the dog. Why?

 

[Cherrymage]

DO NOT CLICK THIS, OTHERWISE......

 

[Imadori]

I know this is random but, is licking another user here allowed?

 

[Sylvie]

I hope so, I licked Mythic 4 times already...

 

[Imadori]

... Lucky bastard.

 

[Vinz]

Lick what? Butts?

 

[Sclammerz]

Sylvie, seriously? >_>

 

[Sylvie]

Yes, he low five me and hit my butt, then I got anger and licked him.

 

[Vinz]

Wow, Natalia, that's very kind of you.

 

[Sylvie]

I know

 

[Sclammerz]

Pffftttt. be more specific.. XD

 

[Devin]

You both probably had alot of fun then i guess...

 

[Imadori]

That reminds me...
There was this strange guy who lived next door to ours when I was a kid. He used to lick our living room window from the outside every night. It's funny how he breaths heavily while doing that. Always reminded me of our long lost dog. Good times.

 

[Vinz]

And you didn't even kill him?!

 

[Imadori]

Hey now, that's not very nice.
He's funny. A good person that's nice enough to remind people of their dead pets. Not everyone has the passion to do those things for free.

 

[Vinz]

I see. Someone must've attached honey to the window every night..

Reminding me of my dead pets is saddening.

 

[jonbon29]

You're story saddens me a bit Imadori, I remember every dead pet I buried in our backyard. Dogs, puppies, cats and kittens. Even now I always buried our dead pets in our backyard.

 

[Imadori]

I know right... we always need a guy like him in every neighborhood. It's mean to just forget those who already passed away.
I still remember the day he got framed of multiple sexual assaults, and arrested by the police. Oh man, you wouldn't believe the feels... It's just too sad. Seriously, police. Do your jobs properly.

 

[Vinz]

Wow that's.. sad.

Speaking of dead pets, there has not been a kitten that survived in our house. All cats we have now grew up before we got them. The kittens either get food poisoned, killed by a dog, taken away (sometimes with permission), and ran over by cars.

 

[Imadori]

Poor kittens.
They got poisoned without the intention... you're just doing what's right, feeding them, providing their needs.
The dog must've sensed that your kittens are feeling down so he wanted to play with them to somehow lift their spirits up.
Maybe those guys thought that they should help you raise them given that you have so many. What generous people, they gave them shelter voluntarily.
To relieve them from stress, those drivers might've been trying to massage your cute little kittens using their cars.

 

[Vinz]

I think the poisoning was because they go to neighbour's houses sometimes. D:

 

[Bernkastel]

Wow.. It surely is a strange place where you reside.

 

[Imadori]

I envy you Mythic. Your hometown is full of nice people.

 

[Vinz]

And evil.

 

[Sclammerz]

and who love playing in the dark. XD

 

[chobibo]

And butthurt

 

[Cherrymage]

and crazy

 

[Vinz]

and loud assholes

 

[Cherrymage]

who loves Kim Jong-un

 

[chobibo]

[rainbow]~♥ Directive ♥ loves ♥ Kim Jong-un ♥~[/rainbow]

 

[Cherrymage]

Even the Old Fortune Tellah is superior than that fatty shitty Kimmy.

 

[chobibo]

Love is in the air... make way for the couple ♥ Dimmy255 ♥ (Directive255+Kimmy)

 

[Cherrymage]

Sadly, hatred itself consumes the love and romance. Now, Directive255 and Kimmy hates each other to even after DEATH!

 

[chobibo]

[rainbow]~♥ Hatred just reaffirms the great love, no need to be sad Dimmy255 lives ♥~[/rainbow]

I'll rather make love with him instead.

WOAH! Yipee!

 

[Cherrymage]

I'll rather flirt with N'Zoth instead of that fatty shitty Lame Leader Kimmy.

 

[chobibo]

Ooh, denial ~♥ The longer you deny, the stronger love gets ♥~ ♥chuu♥

 

[Cherrymage]

N'Zoth is more lovely and adorable compared to the evil fatty shitty Kim.

 

[Sylvie]

My tuturial!

 

[chobibo]

Oh... how you love kimmy through hate ♥ chuu♥

 

[Sylvie]

xD

 

[Sylvie]

It seens that I'll spam the Off-topic with my stuff...