How Off-Topic can you get?

[Freakazoid]

Well, how Off-Topic can you get ?

 

[ragingspeedhorn]

I like girls with red hair, though blonds and brunettes never is a bad thing either.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Quoted from the ultimate spammer: FinalTyrant. Its is the equation of life.

Spam at it's finest, or so we may think.

Intense + Spam = X

X = All.

This is derived from the equation, Life = Sex, thus X = Sex too.

X = Yes.
X = XXX
Yes = All.

Intense = Z
Spam = Y

Z + Y (somehow) = X

As we know by now, X = All.

But there is a problem to this equation in that X = All (but corn).

Therefore X = All (but failure).

Z + Y = Everything. (X)
Everything = X
X = All (but corn).
X = All (but failure).


That is life, because without Spam and it’s intensity. Nothing but corn would function. (and we do not want that).

Z + Y remain important to the function of X, you cannot remove it you nub.

 

[brad.dude03]

Lol. CHICKEN FLAVORED TAPE!

 

[Cerastes]

The ratio of carrots to peas on my dinnerplate is irrelevant.

 

[TheNisse]

uuuhmm lobster-jelly soup.

 

[Freakazoid]

After a few days I found something really plasmatic, while my love went so far, until the heat of the zumba dance was so great, so the apple became, a rapple, becouse it is
Hidden Information:


.
Now, if you take Prince Edward Islands, and place it in a mouse, while he is butchered by a breeding nerdy indus while the irrigation process is suitable for aquifer to become a petroleum pie, so it equales this ->

Properties Isthmus
Density (20 °C) 0.8535 g/cm³
API gravity 33.74 °API
SUS viscosity
60 °F (15.6 °C) 65.6 Saybolt universal seconds
70 °F (21.1 °C) 57.8 SUS
77 °F (25.0 °C) 54.5 SUS
Sulphur total, weight % 1.45
Oils, weight % 89.2
Alkanes, weight % 8.1

-> you will realise that you want your 5 mins of life back, beacouse you really need some ->
Hidden Information:


-> for your burger, becouse it's yellow.

You like yellow becouse Clayden,J., Greeves,N., Warren,S., Wothers and Chuck Norris are gay. Now if you take one minute of non-stop talking "Transmutation is the conversion of one object into another", you will know that you and I are crazy, and we like pr0n. Now Pahkasika means warthog in Finnish wich means that a Superhero that is born in December is really kewl, you will get Magog in wikipedia, if you search it on November 28 @ Blake Edwards house and jump from Tulsa's tallest skyscraper, you will travel in year 2021 and meet Tom Cruies in his Super Sayan 7 form while he eats Magic mushrooms. You will spend 7 years there, and then wake up on Noble Eightfold Path. Now if you take time and learn what Mindfulness, you will know what I mean.

Good day!

 

[operator]

Sometimes I eat food

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

Topic is an arbitrary distinction between subjects.

 

[Ralle]

It's weird that though everyone hates getting up early.. They still do it. For their whole life

 

[HappyTauren]

"why do you seem so fucked-up?"
"My girlfrend left me"

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

!!!buttsecks!!!

 

[TheNisse]

I have a friend who's in love with a gnome

 

[operator]

Bugs are sometimes very small

 

[Deckboy]

Bugs are sometimes very small

That reminds me of the cow that wandered into my yard yesterday. . .

 

[Cerastes]

Rocks are indifferent toward your political stance. Therefore, if the cow that wandered into your yard yesterday was a member of the Labour Party, the rocks that it trod on would not care. Whales, however, hate you.

 

[Deckboy]

Almost as if I was vomiting cheese all over the linoleum floor. . .

 

[Christers]

Almost as if I was vomiting cheese all over the linoleum floor. . .

But what happened to the cat who giggled with the mouse?

Christers

 

[HappyTauren]

But what happened to the cat who giggled with the mouse?

Christers

dog ate it...

 

[TorturedAzn]

wow, my posts per day is like 12.27 at this time here in maryland, 4:52 12/3/2006

 

[Freakazoid]

Plasma Bananas anyone?

 

[TorturedAzn]

theres a buzzing noise that drives me crazy coming from my computer.....

 

[ghenjis]

I got in a brawl with mad cow diseased competitive crack sniffing squrriels. I won but turtles are boring pets. I ate cereal this morning. Commies.

 

[Cerastes]

I shot a whale in my pajamas today. How it got into my pajamas, I do not know.

 

[Shados]

You all fail at this thread, horribly. Because, you see, if you say something Off-Topic here, then it's On-Topic because this thread is about Off-Topic things, therefore:

You = Pwnt

P.S. Mmmm, Paradox for lunch, because if it's On-Topic then it's no longer Off-Topic, and therefore it IS Off-Topic...

-*meow*

 

[Freakazoid]

How On-Topic can you get here?

 

[Cerastes]

Very on-topic.

 

[Deleted member 126647]

Extremely on-topic.

 

[HernanG]

I like black clothes, but im not Dark.

TorturedAzn, "The crazy maryland sniper" lives near ur house?

 

[TorturedAzn]

theres a crazy maryland sniper?

 

[Deckboy]

Chicken tastes good. . .

 

[HappyTauren]

I always go off the ontopic forums...
btw from crocodile's skin you can make good (expansive) things

 

[TorturedAzn]

google will kill yahoo

 

[HappyTauren]

google will kill world

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

PS3 is a ripoff.

 

[TorturedAzn]

dafont.com!

 

[HappyTauren]

apple is on the tree.

 

[TorturedAzn]

my notepad crashed..... wtf?

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

this si Jerry. he has a few personalities.

 

[TorturedAzn]

gmail rhymns with email

 

[HappyTauren]

i like fruit salad

 

[TorturedAzn]

phones can explode.

 

[HappyTauren]

this thread is becoming retar-spammed.

 

[TorturedAzn]

read freakanomics?

 

[Cerastes]

There are oysters growing inside my ear.

 

[TorturedAzn]

i want to rip a phone book in half

 

[HappyTauren]

man fucked cow= tauren

 

[Cerastes]

Inbred bastard

 

[TorturedAzn]

no hablas ingles

 

[Cerastes]

egabbac delkcip