How Off-Topic can you get?

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

 

[seruk]

Watch Americans Blow 'Evil Terrorist' in the air Accompanied to the genious song, America, Fuck Yeah.

The creator kinda forgot those guys are people I think.

 

[Kimbo]

EDIT: can we talk something just alittle more relevant rather than some thing so random since its just useless?

 

[brad.dude03]

What is relevant in a topic about offtopic things?

 

[Bob27]

What is relevant in a topic about offtopic things?

I don't know. But i'll just post this anyway.

AP - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who was arrested and charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president.

 

[operator]

I don't hope thats true I've eaten so many times while i've been using my mouse...

It's true...

 

[Kimbo]

What is relevant in a topic about offtopic things?

i dunno..just something that makes more sense than

eg:

"i spank ma cat in da britchs in the water on the half moon light"

 

[operator]

I have alot of cd's

 

[brad.dude03]

I have very few cd's... i download all of my music

 

[operator]

I'm talking about burned ones

 

[brad.dude03]

When you have enough harddrive space who needs cd's? And anyway, it'd be kind of hard to fit my 30 gig music collection onto CD's hmm?

 

[operator]

I have Empire Earth 2

 

[brad.dude03]

I have Age of Empires III...

 

[operator]

I have two arms

 

[HappyTauren]

i dont like smileys :coolgrunt: :coolgrunt:

 

[operator]

pip pip pip pip

 

[brad.dude03]

Hippity Hop!

 

[operator]

poop and pee

 

[Deckboy]

Diablo's a good game. . .

 

[brad.dude03]

Only played Diablo a long long time go when I was young and it was at my cousins house... I want to give Diablo 2 a shot though becuase I like action rpg's...

 

[Kimbo]

i found diablo 1 horrible... specially when it was on Sony ps1

i don't mind d2 but i don't play it much at all..

 

[HappyTauren]

ive finished it last summer... man, that game still ownz

 

[brad.dude03]

Diablo 1 was good when played on PC as it was meant to be.

 

[HappyTauren]

yeah... does anyone b-net it as well? i have 23 level sorceress!

 

[Freakazoid]

i found diablo 1 horrible... specially when it was on Sony ps1

i don't mind d2 but i don't play it much at all..

I finished it even, on PS1

 

[HappyTauren]

Diablo2, LoD is best diablo ever! does anyone have it? b-net?

 

[Kimbo]

D2 is awesome with LOD on, i simply love being a Druid in werewolf form :3