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Episode 7: The Dragon, The Bitch and the wardrobe
Act1 "Abuse": Starts with Flattershy getting beaten up by her man, the nasty rabbit, she gets him a carrot is he is like "bitch! what is this crap? go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich" smoke appears.
Act2 "The rose fingered dawn": Flattershy runs into town and twilight (yeah I know names now) says it's a dragon that must be stopped, so she prepares an army to stop the evil doer
Act3 "tragedy": The ponies start an avalanche by accident, lives are lost, half the army is killed but who cares? right? the heroes are ok!
Act4 "the arrival": Ponies reach the dragon cave, they want to sacrifice Flatter shy so that they can all go back and live in peace, Flattershy runs away, the ponies decide to negotiate, twilight goes in with a peace plan but fails, the neat pony goes in with a financial plan but fails, strategy must be changed immidiatly, TO WAR!! Rainbow dash leads the army and start the war with a falcon punch, the whole army got wiped out in one blow.
Act 5 "redemption": All hope is lost, only few remain, the dragon is rampaging, before the final blow the dragon notice Fluttershy and goes like "bitch! what are you looking at! go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich". Fluttershy finally cracks and BITCHSLAPS the dragon *snap* *snap* and goes like "you women? I don't see a ring! you better get your ass out and get a J.O.B" the dragon shakes and goes like "but"
Buttershy goes in yo face style "don't you But me! talk to the hand! you think you can simply get some of "this"?" the dragon goes "but" yet again, in the meantime Fluttershy is all like "this cave is not good enough for me, you know what? my mother is coming next week and she needs a room near the bathroom".
Final act "stairway to heaven" : The dragon packs his goods and gets the hell out of town, PONIES! YOU ARE VICTORIOUS! the remaining braves of the army get back to ponyvill and live happily ever after.
Coming next: Episode 8-9
