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Hive's got talent

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Alright, let's see... My talents....

- Write stories (Arkain rules all)
- Torture people by creating painful stuff and making them get addicted to it (ask Daffa, Mikasa, Imperator, Kasrkin... The list of victims gets longer)
- Insult people (Guess I'd be banned if I chose that to participate tho)
- Be awesome
- Play the drums
...

The list goes on, but I'll stop here.
 
Alright, let's see... My talents....


- Insult people (Guess I'd be banned if I chose that to participate tho)

You already destroyed some one in OT section last week.
Oh another talent of mine.

I remember stuff...By remember stuff i mean stuff from first grade :P
 
I also got a talent, Beheading infidel trollers out here. (Like karrasu, LordofChoas201 and more)
 
I'm not sure if this thread is here just for laughs or for showing off your work, so I apologize if I am in the wrong place. A lot of people are commenting here, but there are not enough videos and pictures sadly. I'll break the ice I guess.

I am not very talented person in general, but I do have some knowledge in drawing using markers. Especially fantasy-oriented stuff.

Here is an one-picture-compilation of some of my work:

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Hope you guys like it! :wink:
 
I'm not sure if this thread is here just for laughs or for showing off your work, so I apologize if I am in the wrong place. A lot of people are commenting here, but there are not enough videos and pictures sadly. I'll break the ice I guess.

I am not very talented person in general, but I do have some knowledge in drawing using markers. Especially fantasy-oriented stuff.

Here is an one-picture-compilation of some of my work:

10409184_1550163825214252_7806354351055827057_n.jpg


Hope you guys like it! :wink:

What if I tell you I don't like them?
I LOVE THEM :ogre_love::ogre_love::ogre_love::ogre_love::ogre_love::ogre_love:
 
My talent is one the rarest of all. I can Troll Very very very bad, no one can afford my troll level.

Also I've got the talent to get banned all the time.
 
I act as a stupid/kid sometimes.

Can it be counted as a talent? :D :)

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I am okay at drawing, I used to do some handicraft with wood, I like to create things in digital or real world, I can make myself pass out with my imagination trips, I can do one arm pull up(s) and other minor gymnastics elements. Oh screw it, there is no such thing as talents, it is all about the development of your brain and it depends in which direction you push it.
 
I'm good at various things like sport (especially basketball and swimming), drawing, etc. But nothing is very outstanding. Maybe because actually I'm not that talented, but I just believe that I can and have to be good in what I'm doing, so there goes my efforts. :)

But maybe you have to know.
I have the best "poker face" ability around.
:xxd:
 
I have programmed a brain washing program to make people blissfully happy

I can show it to you guys in an hour if your interested, you also need to have java

Here it is, like it or not, My talent

https://www.hiveworkshop.com/pastebin/06041a9abc954210508cb6a99739b00a6203/

Ask an older sister or brother to open the file if you are under the age of 14... I am not liable for any brainwashing as a result of negligence on my part or because of the improper use of my programs.

You have been warned!
 
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[...] It'd be cool to see some more talents shown off, though. Anybody other than Masterja got some stuff to showcase?
Yeah I want to see talents shown here.
Enjoy:

It is easier to find shekels on the web, though :grin:


For those wondering what is happening, a "talent" was the heaviest and largest unit of measurement for weight and value, a very long time ago:
Talent (measurement) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Parable of the talents or minas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
How Heavy Was a Talent in the Bible?


For fans of antique humour (or for fans of Asterix the Gaul):

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Now, I wish I was talented... :wink:
 

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I catch children on streets:
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I have programmed a brain washing program to make people blissfully happy

I can show it to you guys in an hour if your interested, you also need to have java

Here it is, like it or not, My talent

https://www.hiveworkshop.com/pastebin/06041a9abc954210508cb6a99739b00a6203/

Ask an older sister or brother to open the file if you are under the age of 14... I am not liable for any brainwashing as a result of negligence on my part or because of the improper use of my programs.

You have been warned!
wow

I can't believe not even one dude downloaded this guys talent

man you judges suck
 
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I'll try to top that!

I'm a magician, juggler and streetperformer.
Here is one of my performances in Prague:

You can help me out by liking my facebook page if you'd be that kind. :)
Now I have time to comment properly.

WOAH! No wonder you've been ersatz on the Hive for a while (missing out on a great Hero Contest, btw). That is so, very, COOL. Like, you are legitimately a talented, public professional!

I gotta tell you, that's so cool/weird for me to know someone like that; I've always seen those videos of street performers & was equal parts in awe & really embarrassed. Like, I just can't imagine the guts it takes to do that; living off the street & performing for pittance. Really impressive; really scary, too.

That's cool. : )
 
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Thanks a lot! Really appreciate it. :)

Well yeah. It is scary from time to time, being in new places, handling new crowds, handling police and other unfriendly performers.
It is by far the toughest business I've ever been in, but also the most exciting!
I still have a lot to learn though: for example how to make more people pay me after the show... :D

A big part of the time you just wanna give up, go home, and get a "real" job, but it is people like that keep me going.
Thanks!
 
There's an argument to be made that, regardless of intention or result, anything which violates your volition is inherently evil. Satanic, even (that being the original proposition of Lucifer).
so you're saying I'm evil

thanks.... you have no idea how great that makes me feel

*sad sarcasm*

I even put hive gifs in it to make it more hivy

:'(
 
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You'll notice that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying that there exists an argument that such things (i.e. brainwashing, or the violation of volition) can be evil.
I think it's best I simply explain what the program does

it shows you 80 emotions on a big screen(emotions on faces) out of the 80 faces only one is a happy face. your job is to pick the happy face

it has been scientifically proven to increase the life expectancy of senior citizens by 15% though the study has never been done on the younger generation

see... it's harmless

hello? @Anyone download my program please *-*

@someone recognise my existence :3

@everyone take part in the adventure before all hope is lost ·~·

@youguys got to check this out, it's redo-ridiculous ¤_¤

@myback has a knife in it, because it be killing me with all this rejection

@Aaaaaagh because I know him too well
 
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