Great Quotes

[Drunken_Jackal]

Not sure if it's been said but

"Everything is good as it comes from the hands of the Maker, but helplessly degenerates once it is put into the hands of Man" - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

This Maker?

 

[Magtheridon96]

"If you can't beat them, try harder, for if you join them, humanity will perish"
- Guy from Transformers

 

[Skycraft]

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

 

[Animalpower]

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

One man's food is another man's poison.

 

[JetFangInferno]

One man's food is another man's poison.

For the beloved, Love is food for the heart but for the bereaved, it is poison.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Ex nihilo nihil fit (From nothing comes nothing)

Mountains beyond mountains - Haitian Proverb

Did God create man or did man create God? (I think this is from Nietzsche)

 

[harmjanz]

One man's food is another man's poison.

One Orc's food is another man's...um... i think orcs eat humans... so it IS another man...hmm

 

[Animalpower]

One Orc's food is another man's...um... i think orcs eat humans... so it IS another man...hmm

No, Orcs do not eat humans, Trolls are cannibals.

 

[Thanathos]

"When i was five years old my mother told me that being happy is all you need in life. In school the asked what i wanted to become when i'm older. I answered them: i want to be happy. They said i did not understand the task and i replied they did not understand life."

"Its a small line between genius and insanity."

 

[boomwolf]

"If I win I get to be a king, If I lose I get to be a legend."

 

[Bloodbath]

Don't be a man that needs a girl,but be a man that a girl needs..

 

[TheKurt009]

one man's food is another man's food
okay i think i messed up...
anyway,

try to quote this

 

[harmjanz]

"My doctor says i have a drinking problem... I don't agree: I drink I get drunk I fall over... no problem"

 

[TheKurt009]

Baby i was black, now i'm never comin' back!!!
-Michael Jackson

Greatest Quote???

 

[OmNomNom]

"Me want cookies!"

-Cookie Monster, Sesame Street

..or something like that.

 

[Magtheridon96]

Believe it or not:

The universe was once compressed into a single unit

The universe is constantly expanding

The planets are in an orbit

The planets and the sun were made of gas and dust

- The Qu'ran

 

[Animalpower]

I do not believe in Qu'ran.

 

[Magtheridon96]

I respect your opinion.

Which brings me to this quote:

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they're often full of shit.

 

[JetFangInferno]

I do not believe in Qu'ran.

In Russia, the Qu'ran does not believe in you.

 

[Kuhneghetz]

I do not believe in Qu'ran.

I do not believe in any religious books.

 

[Direfury]

Not even Harry Potter?

 

[Ken-E]

"The healthy human mind doesn't wake up in the morning thinking this is it's last day on Earth. But I think that's a luxury, not a curse" - Cpt. Price, Call of Duty: MW 2

Best quote I've ever heard in any video games.

 

[Magtheridon96]

I do not believe in any religious books.

The fact that you added the term 'books' can indicate that you believe in SOMETHING religious :3

I suggest editing that post

 

[Kuhneghetz]

The fact that you added the term 'books' can indicate that you believe in SOMETHING religious :3

I suggest editing that post

Ok.
I don't believe in any religion.
Derp.



Anyway, ontopic.

"Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Bloats for beating his wife to death with a golf trophie. Professionals have standards. Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
- TF2 Sniper

 

[Magtheridon96]

"I'll take the rapist for 500"
- Mountain King from WC3

 

[OmNomNom]

"Beam me up, Scotty"

 

[Magtheridon96]

"These upstarts are tiresome gnats; Nothing more! The might of Magtheridon(96) cannot be denied! I am the lord of Outland! Those who dispute my rule will soon regret their folly."
-Magtheridon

 

[harmjanz]

You know there is this car that runs on water

 

[Brambleclaw]

"Hammer time"

Watercars

Cars that run on water are amazing i think its called a steam engine :L.

Hydrogen cars dont work though if mass use is involved it causes excess water into the atmosphere. Thus causing more rain more floods etc

 

[Animalpower]

"Hammer time"

Watercars

Cars that run on water are amazing i think its called a steam engine :L.

Hydrogen cars dont work though if mass use is involved it causes excess water into the atmosphere. Thus causing more rain more floods etc

hovercrafts are like water cars, but without wheels.

 

[Magtheridon96]

Cars that run on Oxygen would be awesome.
I read about them somewhere

Hydrogen cars are going to be introduced in 2018 (I've heard)

 

[-Derp-]

Cars that run on Oxygen would be awesome.
I read about them somewhere

Hydrogen cars are going to be introduced in 2018 (I've heard)

I believe they are currently working in Iceland, or a similar country.

 

[harmjanz]

no no no guys im serial there is like this car that runs on water

 

[Brambleclaw]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water-fuelled_car ._.

No car exist on water alone .

IF there is any car claiming to run on "water"

It is simply Hydrogen from the water via seperation with your electricity cell. So effectively your running your car of your car battery ._.

 

[Magtheridon96]

I believe they are currently working in Iceland, or a similar country.

In Norway
(Saw it on TV )

 

[dead-man-walking]

Ah, yes.
Porn has the best lines ever.
~Anonymous user at paheal

I think "This doujin is so good it turned me temporarily gay" is possibly
the best review a doujin can get.
~FAKKU user Cain

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

It is simply Hydrogen from the water via seperation with your electricity cell. So effectively your running your car of your car battery ._.

This part looks copy paste =)).
Joke.

 

[cboy123]

God of War (video game) related

"Use Condoms if you don't want to be like Zeus"

God of War II Scene where Zeus was nearly stabbed by Kratos but was shielded by Athena... and when Zeus left...
Kratos: Why did you sacrificed yourself.
Athena: So there will be God of War III

Edit:
"Kill your father... Make another Age of Mythology!!!!"
-Chronos killed Uranus (his father)
-Zeus killed Chronos (zeus' father)
To become a God... You must kill your father

 

[dead-man-walking]

"Be celibate if you don't want to be like Zeus"

Fixed. Wearing condoms won't prevent you to become what Zeus is like in the first place.

 

[Brambleclaw]

Dead, Man, Walking, Get the guns

 

[Magtheridon96]

"Don't do drugs." -Eminem / Marshal Mathers

 

[TheKurt009]

Are you a cliff? coz i'm fallin' for you!
Are you a crayon? coz you give colors to my world!
Are you a camera? coz when i see you, i smile.
uhmm. uh... this is sparta???

some descent flirting sentences

 

[Vunjo]

One does not simply troll into Mordor.

 

[Magtheridon96]

@TheKurt009:

Are you a Punching Bag? Cause I'm hitting on you.

 

[harmjanz]

"It's a great place to visit...ah well.. nah... its a shity place to visit..." -redline

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

@Magitheridon96

Are you an exam? Cuz I would love to shotgun you. (Shotgun is a term in my school where you guess all the answers in the test.)

Are you a lice? Cuz I cant get you out of my head.

Are you chinese? Cuz I wanna siomai (pronounced as show-my) love to you and I hopia(pronounced as hope ya) love me too

Siomai and Hopia are chinese foods.

 

[Magtheridon96]

Cool ^^

- Dude, I have an awesome idea, how about we add this really nifty editor so we don't have to worry about keeping the game alive cause the players will do that for us!
- Brilliant!

- Blizzard (Warcraft III in Development)

 

[cboy123]

Cool ^^


- Blizzard (Warcraft III in Development)

I liked!!! Hahahahahaha

To Adolf Hitler:
Thanks for forever ruining armbands, toothbrush mustaches, swastikas, the Roman salute, Richard Wagner, the Königgrätzer Marsch, the Übermensch concept, the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche, the office of Chancellor, the entire nation of Germany, German nationalism as a whole, the German word "Führer", the word "Aryan", the Theory of Evolution* , nine out of ten internet discussions, the Worms Eye View, trout with butter sauce, this tree, anti-smoking policies, (list of ruined things go on for pages) and the first name Adolf and especially the surname Hitler for us, you Jerk Ass!* **

 

[Magtheridon96]

lol Hitler
I killed him countless times in CoD ^_^

 

[-Derp-]

This whole living this is way too overrated.

Steven Juliano

If pros are the opposite of cons, then is progress the opposite of congress?

Philosoraptor

Since science can only describe the empirically observable natural universe, "There is no God" is necessarily an expression of faith.

Philosoraptor

If cockroaches can survive a nuclear explosion, then what the fuck is inside Raid?

Philosoraptor

If Philosoraptor is so wise, why is he extinct?

Some stupid zebra meme.

 

[Ken-E]

"Humping is Hypnotic" - someone on the Hive who's avatar is a humping Stormtrooper