Great Quotes

[Fussiler1]

"That which does not kill us makes us stronger."

Or you become mentally crippled for life.

Stronger eh.

 

[Darkgamma]

"Gott ist tot"
"I shall lay the foundations for the thousand-years Reich!"
"America is the land of the simple and mindless"

Guess who said what!

 

[GhostThruster]

Charlie Sheen?

 

[Boris_Spider]

"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it."
-George Carlin

//\\^^//\\

 

[WillofKhrone]

"Shit just got cereal"

I fixed it for you.

 

[Crazed_seal2]

 

[Arisato]

"Now what should i do"

 

[-Peper-]

''Truth is relative. There is nothing that really true, and nothing that really false.''
-Albert Einstein

 

[Dark Mark]

"If all else fails, use violence."
"Time is just a continuum, but space interacts."
"There is no good and evil, there is only power, and those too weak to seize it!"
"Trees wilt and grow, birds are here then there, but time just flies."

 

[-Peper-]

''Admiration is the emotion furthest from understanding''
-Sōsuke Aizen

 

[Ramza]

''I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.''

''I would like to help you, but not as much as I would like not to.''

''The box said ''Requires Windows 95 or better''. So I installed Linux. ''

''Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.''

''Worship me or I will torture you forever.'' - Your loving God

 

[-Peper-]

''You'll never know until you have tried.''
''When the last river was dried, when the last tree wascut down, when the last animal was hunted, you will realize that you cannott eat money.''

 

[Hugget Sukker]

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
- H.P. Lovecraft

 

[Darkgamma]

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."
- H.P. Lovecraft

I'd embrace it, and if Lovecraft's right, I'd take a gram of ganja and Red Bull and 20 hours on the Hive.

I'd like to quote a Hive member now.

"What is logic?"
-Elenai

 

[GhostThruster]

@Ramza:
'Give it a shave coz me wanna be in yer'
~ some pimped out dude I saw on a picture

I have very good memory.

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

Some South Park quotes:

Cartman (on a goat sent to him and his friends by some kids in Afghanistan): It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Uncle Jimbo: Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way!

Eric Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Eric Cartman: It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Newsreader: In other news, a pink eye epidemic is now sweeping the town of South Park. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini.

 

[Arisato]

"Thinking without doing is useless"

 

[Darkgamma]

"Thinking without doing is useless"

"Doing without thinking is useless"
-Unknown (from quotebook)

 

[Arisato]

aww my version was wrong

 

[Dark Mark]

"The human mind is unlimited, but psychology is."
"You know what I mean"
"All things in life have a meaning, no matter how meaningless."
"Heaven don't exist, because it's being non existence. Hell is being trapped in your own guilty feelings."
"Fear of a name is fear of the man itself"
"Lord Voldemort waits"
"Will a prophecy ever come true, if Voldemort haven't believe it? No. It's all cause and effect."
"The consequences are our actions are so diverse, that interpreting the future is a difficult business."

"Doing without thinking is useless"
-Unknown (from quotebook)

"Thinking without doing is useless"
"Doing without thinking is useless"
Both are true

 

[Arisato]

You registered just for posting that =_=
anyways you are very SMART!

 

[Dark Mark]

"LAZOR stands for Leetness actually zooms out rapidly" -Uncyclopedia
Imagine their nerve.

You registered just for posting that =_=
anyways you are very SMART!

My last four quotes are from H.P.

 

[-Peper-]

"There is nothing on this world that cannot be defeated."
"There is no such thing named 'I fail', the only one exist is 'I was failed'."
"Fail is one of thousands solutions."
"A stupid man is a man that fell on the same hole twice. A normal man is a man that fell once then never crossed the place again. A genius man is a man that never fall, because he'd learnt from fallen men."

 

[Dark Mark]

"Learning to read is different from learning to write"
"Failure is the mother of success."
"Repair your mistakes when you can."

"A stupid man is a man that fell on the same hole twice. A normal man is a man that fell once then never crossed the place again. A genius man is a man that never fall, because he'd learnt from fallen men."

It's 'a wise man', not 'a genius man'. Still register as the same thing, so it's nothing.

 

[Darkgamma]

aww my version was wrong

Actually both versions are next to each other

 

[Crazed_seal2]

"Damn Jews"
~Hitler

 

[Darkgamma]

"Personally, I never talk about hate, nor do I sing it. It's just that I belive that Germany's identity is a bit faded because American products are flooding the market, American identities are superimposed over German ones"

-Till Lindemann on "Amerika"

 

[Dark Mark]

"God and Satan are two very different forces, but if you learn from both of them, you will become very knowledgeable."

 

[Darkgamma]

"When someone starts a sentence with 'I love you', but doesn't end it there, be sure to think of an excuse"

 

[Total_Warrior]

"Clever girl..."
-Robert Muldoon, Jurassic Park.

 

[Darkgamma]

"Every single madman in history, ranging from Bush to Hitler, from Barbarossa to Stalin, cites the reason of his atrocities as the welfare of his nation. Any one sane person could potentially tell you that such crimes people do not want, but are always stuffed in the unpatriotic resistance."

-Unknown (but it's after 2005)

 

[Arowanna]

"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones."

-Richard Dawkins

 

[Joe-black-5]

Gah guys D: don't make me quote Don Quixote Doflamingo from One Piece again

 

[Darkgamma]

gah guys d: Don't make me quote don quixote doflamingo from one piece again

do eet!

 

[Joe-black-5]

"Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice! " ~ One Piece

 

[Darkgamma]

"Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice! " ~ One Piece

Yay!

 

[Zpider]

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left"
Bertrand Russell

Your quote sucked majorly Joe-Black-5. Reason above.

 

[Joe-black-5]

Reason above becauuuse?

 

[GhostThruster]

I don't like your avatar.

 

[Joe-black-5]

good enough reason I must confess.

now to add some random quote so people wont say we are going off topic
"Life is like Stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink" ~Google random quotes

 

[GhostThruster]

No, seriously. That avatar. It is an injustice to my eyes.

And yeah, to keep this post half-relevant:
"Better out than in" ~ Shrek

 

[Narogog]

There is no Justice, There is only Me.
~ Death

 

[harmjanz]

The ponies abandoned by British children and sent to France as horse meat

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ren-sent-France-horse-meat.html#ixzz1JZ8adN7C

 

[WillofKhrone]

"My momma said. . ."

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

The ponies abandoned by British children and sent to France as horse meat

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ren-sent-France-horse-meat.html#ixzz1JZ8adN7C

Those pony fanatics are sure hurt .

 

[Dark Mark]

"A day is a day and is not another day"
"Throw a man in prison, and he have no chance to be out. Throw an nigger in prison, and you are dead when he come out. Throw a gangster into prison, and he will break out quickly and kill you. Throw a mob in prison, and you will be dead meat immediately. Throw an enemy soldier in prison and you'll be shot before you know it."
"In other words, leave it to the police!"
"No way, leave it to the soldiers!"
"In other words, the police have pr...what? Super-low-range pistols and a baton? You call that pro? They can't even handle a terrorist attack! You need the soldiers, who are skilled at blasting open doors and throwing the terrorist out!"

 

[supertoinkz]

"We're nothing like God, not only our powers are limited, we sometimes are driven to become the Devil himself."

~Trigun

 

[Cobra-Wolf-Demo]

I guess...

A book should serve as the ax for the frozen sea within us.
Franz Kafka

All warfare is based on deception.
Sun Tzu

"Hello," he said. "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The Princess Bride.

 

[JetFangInferno]

"Only in quiet waters things mirror themselves undistorted. Only in a quiet mind is adequate perception of the world." - Hans Margolius

"You’re going to catch a cold from the ice inside your soul." - Christina Perri

“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.” - Oscar Wilde

“The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame.” - Oscar Wilde

"An ad hominem attack against an intellectual, not against an idea, is highly flattering. It indicates that the person does not have anything intelligent to say about your message.” - Nassim Taleb.

"Everyone wants to be happy; nobody wants to be in pain. but you can't make a rainbow, without any rain." -May Lee

"There'll be two dates on your tombstone, and all your friends will read 'em. But all that's gonna matter is that little dash between 'em." - Kevin Welch

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." - Aristotle

"Winners compare their achievements with their goals, while losers compare their achievements with those of other people." – Nido Qubein

"Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted."
– Randy Pausch

"A conversation is a dialogue, not a monologue. That’s why there are so few good conversations: due to scarcity, two intelligent talkers seldom meet." – Truman Capote

"It is 'music with her silver sound,'
because musicians have no gold for sounding:
'Then music with her silver sound
With speedy help doth lend redress.'"
(Romeo and Juliet, 4.5.137-40), Peter

"I wondered if that was how forgiveness budded; not with the fanfare of epiphany, but with pain gathering its things, packing up, and slipping away unannounced in the middle of the night." — Khaled Hosseini (The Kite Runner)

 

[TheKurt009]

At first you don't succeed, Try and try until you Die!
-someone who said it to me while playing DotA...