Your house

[Vampiro320]

I have this stupid assignment and i have to report on somebodies house that is different then the houses we have around my area. (I told you it was stupid.) And i have two problems.

1:I don't know anybody who's house is different then mine.
2:I feel insulted that the teacher would give me such a stupid task, what does she think i am a third grader?

If you would like to help out Here's all the information i need.
Description of what your house looks like, how you eat. (Like on the floor or something.) What you do for fun, how life is in your house, (I don't know why she would want to know this but...)What you believe in, a picture of your house and your name. And because it has to be different then mine My house is on a hill, split leveled, we eat on a table, it is made of wood so it's not a T.P.
If for some reason you feel uncomfortable posting all that out here, i don't care if you give me a privet message. And to all those who also think it is stupid, i assure you you are not alone.

 

[Gilles]

I love the education system.

Name: Frank Gilbert

My house is in a gutter.
It is single level.
I rarely eat, and when I do it's usually through a needle.
My house is made of cardboard.

Here it is.

 

[arafor]

Eh my house is pretty big and a ligth yellow color. Three car garage and a big Great Room on the floor above my Garage there are a total of four floors. The rest is a kitchen beds and bathrooms(lots of people in my family) and we eat on a table and eat well yah know fruits, vegetables, junk food, the works. For fun I paintball, play Wc3 Frozen Throne, Play Xbox 360. Life is really good no real big complaints. What I believe in (religion) is Roman Catholicism. I am sorry but Im a complete idiot when it comes to pictures so I don't have any on me. I don't know if you could lie or get a fake picture. I hope that this is enough info to get you started. : )

 

[TheDivineBoss]

1:I don't know anybody who's house is different then mine.

Huray for East European countries?

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Name: Giorgio Bruin

I live here: Link on a dike (man-made waterbarrier).

It's a two-under-one-roof house, It has a ground floor, first floor and a second floor (used to be an atic but it's a room now!). It's quite a standard home, redecorated many times for the afterbirth I called brothers (two of them). We used much wood in our house and white walls. We are decent people, we eat at the table in the living room, sometimes normal food and sometimes yummy food.

Edit: Gotta go, I will continue later on.

 

[Nudl9]

I love the education system.

Name: Frank Gilbert

My house is in a gutter.
It is single level.
I rarely eat, and when I do it's usually through a needle.
My house is made of cardboard.

Here it is.

So it was you whole stole my cardboard box!...

 

[Vampiro320]

Wow, I'm surprised you can fit a computer with internet in that.
And, uh...Sorry for all those who helped out, but she wont accept it. If feel really stupid about forgetting it, but if you have been somewhere that is different, like You live in sky scrapers, or huts, or China, or know anybody from there, or has been there, that works two.

 

[Gilles]

I use a local library's computers.

And you had better use mine.

 

[Vampiro320]

Uhh...Are you Serious about your house? Somehow I'm just not buying it.

 

[Gilles]

Of course not, but if you take the project as a joke, make a joke out of it.

 

[Vampiro320]

It's not a joke, it's just retarded. If i had to use your house, looking at the information provided it would look like this...

Hello, My name is Gillas. I live in box, it has one floor, and not much space.we don't eat often, and when we do, we do it through a needle. For fun i...(Don't know what i do.) We believe in...(Duh?) My house is made of cardboard, and i can carry it by myself wherever i want. My house is in (A garage maybe?) My house seems boring, and my life sucks.(I hate how it has to end.) My house has stars.

Downs
*really short
*Not much information
*Really boring.

Ups
*Gets it out of my way, and saves me from getting an F When it is due Wedsday.

As you can see there would be a little too many problems. (But i wish i could do it, i hate the teacher.) But i will admit, that was pretty funny.

 

[Gilles]

You can expand on that. Make shit up.

 

[arafor]

I see how it is Vapiro use his and throw mine in the dirt. T.T

 

[Mor)L(unE]

I live in a typical european row house, 3 stories tall, not to big. no garage, what to say more?

 

[Vampiro320]

What? I don't mean it that way arafor I already said that things like that wouldn't work, because they are too close to mine.

 

[bounty hunter2]

I love the education system.

Name: Frank Gilbert

My house is in a gutter.
It is single level.
I rarely eat, and when I do it's usually through a needle.
My house is made of cardboard.

Here it is.

Where do you keep your computer?

 

[Vampiro320]

He said he uses the computer at the library

 

[kids711]

The cardboard house made me laugh and btw.. How do you eat and how a table fits in there?..

 

[Squiggy]

Don't know know that GIlles' box contains a door to a parallel dimension which is full of space and lulz?

Well here's mine

Don't mind the price - it's barely 165000000$ - my mom gave it to me for last christmas

 

[kids711]

Don't know know that GIlles' box contains a door to a parallel dimension which is full of space and lulz?

Well here's mine

Don't mind the price - it's barely 165000000$ - my mom gave it to me for last christmas

OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG
OMG


Is---Is-T-Th--That real?..

 

[NearbyHermit]

This one would be awesome for my Hermity needs!

But my house has to be the biggest on the block,stupid architechts!

 

[Kuhneghetz]

I live in this huge damned humble castle.

And you might ask how do I keep this place clean?
Well simple, I have many spiritual slaves kind servants to do my bidding help me take care of my home.

Also, it's 100% safe from heroes, trespassers, burglars, vandals, advertisers and the Jehova's witness, due to having many dangerously ferocios monsters and paranormals trained watchdogs and powerful forcefields fortified gates and some chromed "get out"/"leave this place"/"be gone"/"if you hear our voices, then you're too close" warning voices signs.

 

[NearbyHermit]

Wow,now that's what I call ''Home sweet Home''

 

[Grim]

I live in this beauty:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Igloo_outside.jpg

It might not look like much but it's home
It's 1 room altogether but does the job perfectly.

If I ever need the toilet I have to run along to the home of Pyritie (He's given me the key )

 

[bounty hunter2]

I live in this huge damned humble castle.

And you might ask how do I keep this place clean?
Well simple, I have many spiritual slaves kind servants to do my bidding help me take care of my home.

Also, it's 100% safe from heroes, trespassers, burglars, vandals, advertisers and the Jehova's witness, due to having many dangerously ferocios monsters and paranormals trained watchdogs and powerful forcefields fortified gates and some chromed "get out"/"leave this place"/"be gone"/"if you hear our voices, then you're too close" warning voices signs.

Hahahah...

I live here, I know its not much but I love it the way it is.

 

[TheDivineBoss]

I don't think the creator of this thread will be all too happy if he gets a D, thanks to you guys..

 

[Hakeem]

If the teacher doesn't have a sense of humor, then you've got bigger problems than bad grades.

Namely, your teacher sucks.

I live here:

 

[Gilles]

You live on the site Hakeem? I knew it, you're a bot!

 

[NearbyHermit]

Hakeem,didn't ever posted pictures of himself!

I think he's just a floating smilley!

 

[Linaze]

I think Hakeem is just a big bunch of lulz.

 

[NearbyHermit]

If you can materialise lulz,then he's real!

But his house:

 

[kids711]

I live in this massive ones..

 

[terradont]

Vampiro, i think you should take the advice and "imagine" a house instead. The off-topic section tends to go a little...Off-topic...

 

[Hakeem]

Stupid anti-usability mechanisms...

Direct link.

 

[AbeHolm]

I live in a apartment with 11 rooms in Sweden.
It's huge range from floor to roof, I got a lot of mirrors, at least one in each room and paintings. (in one room there is a huge fountain.)
I live with a mother and a lil brother out of 8 and a sister.
I believe in myself. I bodybuild and my current "with-living lil' broter" is trying to follow my steps, and I am following my mothers and one of my brothers in their steps towards a bodybuilding star.
We eat where ever we want, mostly by the TV or computer.
Oh my name is Abe, and the people at home allways fight trying to tell everybody I, or she, he is powermad and controlls the house. (oh we have a really long wood table we could eat at, but we have only used it for work stuff and parties.)

We live seperate lives totally exept at the GYM thats where we get together and share our lifes.

My home resides in the centrum of my city which I prefer not to mention.
I have only friends on the internet and at the Gym.
And around me elseway there is only girls since I live on getting accepted by having sex with everything with boobs and ***** and my work out.

Oh my dad took his own life 2 years ago because he's companies he owned crashed, too many.
Any questions? .....

 

[Andriejj]

The moral of the story: don't you EVER put faith in forummers ;P

On a serious note, just fu**ing google it, you'll quickly find some suitable story.