Great Quotes

[Celaquil]

I'll throw in one if it hasn't been mentioned yet, this is one to live by:

"You only live life once, and the way I live it: Once is enough."
- Some western European philosopher. (Or not.)

 

[harmjanz]

I liked!!! Hahahahahaha

To Adolf Hitler:
Thanks for forever ruining armbands, toothbrush mustaches, swastikas, the Roman salute, Richard Wagner, the Königgrätzer Marsch, the Übermensch concept, the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche, the office of Chancellor, the entire nation of Germany, German nationalism as a whole, the German word "Führer", the word "Aryan", the Theory of Evolution* , nine out of ten internet discussions, the Worms Eye View, trout with butter sauce, this tree, anti-smoking policies, (list of ruined things go on for pages) and the first name Adolf and especially the surname Hitler for us, you Jerk Ass!* **

did u know his actuall name is not hittler, but alois shiggelkruger (with some other middle name)

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

did u know his actuall name is not hittler, but alois shiggelkruger (with some other middle name)

We have a nazi here folks.

 

[harmjanz]

We have a nazi here folks.

nutjob... im satanist not nazi, and a fact aboot alois isn't enough to point out that i'm a nazi
f***ing waffle

 

[Kuhneghetz]

I'm sure Drunken_Jackal wasn't serious, harmjanz.

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

Just a joke...
Isnt it obvious...

And oh, youre an Illuminati?

 

[RLstorm]

Günther:

I feel like a king when I swing my thing

 

[cboy123]

Looks like it is Nazi's time to shine.

 

[Troll-Brain]

From signature of someone (i don't remember which one)

I don't make typos, i make new wrods.

I like this kind of humour.

 

[Wimbo125]

You may have lost your eye, but you still live, a fragment of a second and it would've been your brother sitting here...

-My doctor, after I almost died due to a tiny rock, which crashed in my eye at high-speed

 

[Hubcool]

"How many people want to change the world to make it a better place, when it would be much easier if they'd manage to change themselves for the same results" ~Dunno

 

[Crazed_seal2]

Where is gui?

./thread

 

[Magtheridon96]

Hitler is LYK TOTELY AUWZUM!111!!!11!11!1!!one!!1!1!11!cos(0)!!1!!!111!111!!!

- Hitler

 

[Darkgamma]

"What happened to the utopian dream that claimed the power of the eldest and smartest?"

-Unknown

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

Some quotes/jokes:

Question: What would an ant say to an elephant to make the elephant faint?

Answer:
Ant: Im pregnant. Youre the dad.

-Unknown

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-Unknown

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

- Unknown... Again

 

[Sorvaltis]

"Look after the customer and the business will take care of itself"
-Ray Croc,McDonald's Founder

 

[OmNomNom]

"Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger."

-Don Lucchesi, The Godfather Part III

 

[Darkgamma]

The Godfather, eh?

This one is a legend:


"Simple, I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse"

-Godfather Corleone

 

[-Derp-]

I am but a mender of soles

-Cobbler, in "Tragedy of Julius Caesar" written by Shakespeare.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

-Benjamin Franklin

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

[Darkgamma]

Ego sum Via et Veritas et Vita

-God


Cornix cornici numquam oculos effodit

-Macrobius

 

[eubz]

Here's a quote I'll always remember. This one's printed largely in one of our school rooms in college. It say's "IF YOU CAN DO NOTHING, DON'T DO IT HERE".
Simple but meaningful.

 

[OmNomNom]

The Godfather, eh?

This one is a legend:


"Simple, I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse"

-Godfather Corleone

Literally, it could be refused. It just kills the refuser.

 

[Sky Green]

Barney Stinson.

When I'm sad I stop being sad and become awesome instead.

Always be yourself, unless you can be Barney. Always be Barney.

You CAN do this! But to be more accurate- you probably can't.

All the legendary things happen after 2 A.M.

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

 

[Vunjo]

What is this I don't even....

Google it.

 

[Chucky]

To FAP or not to FAP, that is the question !

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

Heres one from our school:

Its a Trap!

- My classmates

 

[Brambleclaw]

Ego sum Via et Veritas et Vita

-God


Cornix cornici numquam oculos effodit

-Macrobius

I am the right way and the truth and life.

-GOD

A crow doesn’t rip out the eyes of another crow
Cornix Cornicioculos non effodiet

or literal

A crow never rips out the eyes of another crow.
Cornix cornici numquam oculos effodit

 

[JetFangInferno]

Ex nihilo nihil fit (From nothing comes nothing).

 

[Skycraft]

"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma."

- Patrick Star

 

[-Derp-]

"Your face is an ass. Your mouth is the anus, and all you're talking is shit."

"I've been told alcohol turns an ugly man into a pretty horse."

"The butthurt detectors are fading, the assdamage sensors are kicking in!"

"My smile is so bright I could get a contract with Mentos."

"I WHY'd so hard I could break a brick."

"Can you count how many damns I gave? No you can't. You can't count to zero."

 

[Darkgamma]

"The moment I stepped into my grandmother's house and saw those figurines, I could feel my teeth rotting inside my mouth already"

From a fanfic, applicable to MLP as well.

 

[Squads]

"Who does not learn physics, dies." - my school physics teacher