I liked!!! Hahahahahaha
To Adolf Hitler:
Thanks for forever ruining armbands, toothbrush mustaches, swastikas, the Roman salute, Richard Wagner, the Königgrätzer Marsch, the Übermensch concept, the philosophy of Friedrich Nietzsche, the office of Chancellor, the entire nation of Germany, German nationalism as a whole, the German word "Führer", the word "Aryan", the Theory of Evolution* , nine out of ten internet discussions, the Worms Eye View, trout with butter sauce, this tree, anti-smoking policies, (list of ruined things go on for pages) and the first name Adolf and especially the surname Hitler for us, you Jerk Ass!* **
did u know his actuall name is not hittler, but alois shiggelkruger (with some other middle name)
We have a nazi here folks.
I feel like a king when I swing my thing
I don't make typos, i make new wrods.
Where is gui?
Hitler is LYK TOTELY AUWZUM!111!!!11!11!1!!one!!1!1!11!cos(0)!!1!!!111!111!!!
Question: What would an ant say to an elephant to make the elephant faint?
Answer:
Ant: Im pregnant. Youre the dad.
-Unknown
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-Unknown
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
- Unknown... Again
-Cobbler, in "Tragedy of Julius Caesar" written by Shakespeare.I am but a mender of soles
-Benjamin FranklinWe are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
-Ralph Waldo EmersonIt is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
The Godfather, eh?
This one is a legend:
"Simple, I gave him an offer he couldn't refuse"
-Godfather Corleone
Ego sum Via et Veritas et Vita
-God
Cornix cornici numquam oculos effodit
-Macrobius