Great Quotes

[harmjanz]

Lol

Those pony fanatics are sure hurt .

of course they are... i ate horse meat... iz goooood

new quote:
"shit happens... once or twice a day"

 

[Drunken_Jackal]

of course they are... i ate horse meat... iz goooood

new quote:
"shit happens... once or twice a day"

Well try dog meat. Or crocodile. Tastes like steak, as my father said.

The quote should be added with this:
But I do it thrice a day.

 

[Boris_Spider]

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”

~Annie Dillard quotes

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[Darkgamma]

"Ich sehe was, das siehst du nie"

 

[D4RK_G4ND4LF]

No, seriously. That avatar. It is an injustice to my eyes.

I seriously considered to change my avatar to this one
but the pony does not cry after it is hit

"Better out than in" ~ Shrek

wasn't that Hagrid?



The only way to win is not to play.

 

[Boris_Spider]

The only way to win is not to play.

Kevin Flynn, right?

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[Adiktuz]

Tron... haha...

 

[Boris_Spider]

Tron... haha...

Tron Legacy, actually.

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[D4RK_G4ND4LF]

Kevin Flynn, right?

don't know
I always thought that while playing minecraft
maybe a famous person said that, too

 

[Wazzz]

I want to open a new page from being an asshole troll to a regular Hiver.

Truly inspirational words.

 

[Darkgamma]

"God made us all unequal before him; not any two people can claim to be the same".

 

[Statharas]

"My name is Boxxy."
-Boxxy

 

[harmjanz]

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton
PS: new slogan for Mage Island ^^

 

[Statharas]

Go play Darkest Hour. It has loads of this crap about war and politics.

"In twelve years from now, you won't recognize Berlin."
-Adolf Hitler, 1932

 

[Darkgamma]

Go play Darkest Hour. It has loads of this crap about war and politics.

"In twelve years from now, you won't recognize Berlin."
-Adolf Hitler, 1932

"History will be good to me for I intend to write it"
-Winston Churchill (1938? '39?)

Another one: "America has the honour of being the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without the usual interval of civilisation in between" - Georges Clemanceau

 

[harmjanz]

in german we have a saying...
wuerde dumheit weh tun, werst du im krankenhaus (spelling is off)
basically: if stupidity would hurt, you would be in the hospital

 

[BraveCoward]

The food was not undelicious.

 

[Mr. Bob]

"i love blonde girls"

-Wulfy Pie

 

[WillofKhrone]

And they want you to love them, as they blow out your brains, and they want you to love them, as they recreate all your pains. . .

- Peter M. Martin, May 1st, 2011.

 

[fladdermasken]

If I...
Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker,
That a muffin presupposes a baker,
So you must agree sooner or later,
That this proves that there's a creator.
So if I put my foot in a stinker,
You'd assume the existence of a sphincter,
Thus you don't need to be a great thinker
To conclude that God's a bum.

~Tim Minchin

 

[Cweener]

"Cake is life."

 

[Raven0]

"Cake is life."

"Let them eat cake!"

 

[D4RK_G4ND4LF]

"Cake is life."

"Let them eat cake!"

The cake is a lie.

 

[Crazed_seal2]

"You shall not pass!"
~Gandalf. Perhaps one of the most useful Quotes in existence.

 

[Mulgrim]

Refer to sig.

 

[Cweener]

"Babies taste like chicken."

 

[Alain.Mark]

" Watch out for the grenade indicator. " -If you die in C.o.D

 

[Arisato]

=_=
"If you see fire on a vehicle,it's likely gonna blow" in CoD MW2

 

[-Peper-]

''You pressed E too early. Press the key when the key appears.''
When you got killed by a dog because pressing too early in MW2.

 

[mckill2009]

"The only reason for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing" - Alucard

 

[Cweener]

"If you die, you're doin' it wrong."
-My father when talking to me about sex.

 

[Adiktuz]

nice...

 

[D4RK_G4ND4LF]

"If you die, you're doin' it wrong."
-My father when talking to me about sex.

except you are a male spider

 

[RanchBurner]

"The acceptance of defeat is an invitation for its repetition". -Dawn of War II

 

[mckill2009]

"The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up."

 

[WillofKhrone]

"Huff, huff, give, that's the rule!" - Tauren Chieftain

 

[Alain.Mark]

"Nothing lasts forever like erec****z" -idunno

 

[SuperElement]

"Follow my Example or I'll make you one!"- Commissar, DoW.

 

[Crazed_seal2]

"Press any key to continue"
~Lots o Games.

 

[harmjanz]

"where is the any key?"

 

[Boris_Spider]

except you are a male spider

Thank you for summing that up...

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[Alain.Mark]

"where is the any key?"

"lol" -ppl say it if something is funny.

 

[WillofKhrone]

"Truly, truly outrageous." -Taric, the Gem Knight

 

[Pharaoh_]

"I'm doing nothing, 'cause then at least I'm doing nothing wrong"

 

[Adiktuz]

"I'm not lazy, I just save some work for tomorrow..."

 

[Deolrin]

"I am now speaking in an accent that is beyond your reach of hearing...!"
-Wheatley.

"(In Turret voice) Hello? Hellooo? Hellllloooooo- (Back to regular voice) AWW CRAP!"
-Defective Turret.

"HOLD YOUR FORMATIONS! The Kodos must be protected!"
-Cairne Bloodhoof.

 

[Alain.Mark]

"Updates are already installed, restart computer now?" -Windows

"Its not me its you" -JASS

 

[TheKurt009]

Madness? This IS SPARTA!!!

 

[Skycraft]

"The female species are such an enigma."

 

[RanchBurner]

"A problem has been detected and Windows will now be shutting down to prevent any further damage to your computer." -Blue Screen of Death