Well, how about making a... Sad smiley totally in black, while left part of his face is light, and right one is black. (basically, the light source is left, so the right part of face is shaded more). Also make me look angry, and put the very opposite of smile.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and show me off your skills with CELL SHADING, make me a NAROTU HAIR goddomit!
EDIT: Oh one more thing! Give me a huge dagger, large enough to write "KUNAII" on it, and in other hand I carry a sign, which says "YOU UNDERSTIMATED MY SPELPAX".
EDIT: Fuck, just make a naruto, with all the details said.