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In the chilly lands of frost,
A young lady awaken like a boss.
Yawning and stretching, she blinked twice,
And started thinking how holidays are nice.
Counting gems, posts and threads,
The Hive slowly raised her legs,
And started running towards the Christmas Tree,
When she slipped on banana and broke her knee.
"What the fuck?" - Lady hissed.
She was really, really pis'd.
"Who could do such a barrel roll?"
A heavenly voice told her: Troll!
"Oh dear! I must call my allies then!
Lady pressed her breasts: "Amen!"
A brightly red light appeared,
All the moderators were asleep!
"What can I do now?!" - Lady frowned.
"To save the Christmas, I'll need to surround!"
She jumped and hop'd, laughing out loud,
Her voice made a pleasant sound.
"Who to call first?" - she said.
"Pyritie won't be much of a threat,
But I'll leave a cookie for him instead,
And hope that trolls will open a new thread."
"I can call Dragonson! I will request a signature too!
All I have to do now is to wait a year or two.
Pharaoh_ can help, but how to attract that dude?
Three threads in help forums - I'm so rude!
Now, where is that -Kobas- guy?
Working on SotP? That thing fries!
I'll fill an application form in his thread,
And wait for him to come to my head."
"Three warriors, that's not bad,
I need more people! I'm so mad!
enjoy, Pyramidhe@d, come to me!
Let's reject these idiots in three!
That's only five... Where is Rui?
Arguing about leaks in GUI?
Come to me, you little punk,
We need to ban this smelly junk!"
The Hive Lady raised her head,
With six warriors behind her band.
A dark void appeared in the room,
Trolls began to flood - "Doom!"
As their leader, Chucky stood,
with Lembidi as his wife with broom.
"It's the end! The Hive is dead!"
Chucky screamed and charged to death.
"Warriors! To battle!" - Lady shouted,
Pyritie was the dragon she mounted.
enjoy tightened her Christmas wish,
With rejected icons she started to squish.
Dragonson threw a signature or two,
Both went with a loud "Boom!",
Rui started to close the threads,
Causing pain in Troll's heads,
-Kobas- attacked with pending maps,
The Trolls were falling like LOLcats!
Lembidi bashed "Grammar Critiques" group,
Advancing Trolls started to regroup,
With shitty resources they attacked,
The recolors and C'n'Ps were so bad!
Lady noticed her warriors are down,
"But how this happened?!" - she frowned.
"My moderators are all dead!
You! Off with their heads!"
The Lady fought bravely and fiercely,
Chopping heads like local ministry,
But the Trolls reached her nest,
She fell down, to eternal rest.
"We won! We won!" - the Trolls bragged.
"This Lady is such a fail!" - they fagged.
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To be continued lol ^^
Too tired right now, sorry.
