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In the chilly lands of frost,
A young lady awaken like a boss.
Yawning and stretching, she blinked twice,
And started thinking how holidays are nice.
Counting gems, posts and threads,
The Hive slowly raised her legs,
And started running towards the Christmas Tree,
When she slipped on banana and broke her knee.
"What the fuck?" - Lady hissed.
She was really, really pis'd.
"Who could do such a barrel roll?"
A heavenly voice told her: Troll!
"Oh dear! I must call my allies then!
Lady pressed her buttons: "Amen!"
A brightly red light appeared:
All the moderators were asleep!
"What can I do now?!" - Lady frowned.
"To save the Christmas, I'll need to surround!"
She jumped and hop'd, laughing out loud,
Her voice made a pleasant sound.
"Who to call first?" - she said.
"Pyritie won't be much of a threat,
But I'll leave a cookie for him instead,
And hope that trolls will open a new thread."
"I can call Dragonson! I will request a signature too!
All I have to do now is to wait a year or two.
Pharaoh_ can help, but how to attract that dude?
Seven threads in help forums - I'm so rude!
Now, where is that -Kobas- guy?
Working on SotP? That thing fries!
I'll fill an application form in his thread,
And wait for him to come to my head."
"Three warriors! That's not bad!
I need more people! I'm so mad!
enjoy, Pyramidhe@d, come to me!
Let's recolor to red these idiots in three!
That's only five... Where is Rui?
Arguing about leaks in GUI?
Come to me, you little punk,
We need to ban this smelly junk!
JetFangInferno, use your effects,
Make them regret their attacking events!"
The Hive Lady raised her head,
With seven warriors behind her band.
This Snowhite Lady was a great sight,
With seven dwarfs she promised might.
Effects, models and resources many,
Were held in the arms of Katy Perry.
A dark void appeared in the room,
Trolls began to flood - "Doom!"
As their leader, Chucky stood,
with Lembidi as his wife with broom.
"It's the end! The Hive is dead!"
Chucky screamed and charged to death.
"Warriors! To battle!" - Lady shouted,
Pyritie was the dragon she mounted.
enjoy tightened her Christmas wish,
With rejected icons she started to squish.
Dragonson threw a signature or two,
Both went with a loud "Boom!",
Rui started to close the threads,
Causing pain in Troll's heads,
-Kobas- attacked with pending maps,
The Trolls were falling like LOLcats!
But Lembidi bashed "Grammar Critiques" group,
Advancing Trolls started to re-troop,
With shitty resources they attacked,
The recolors and C'n'Ps were so bad!
Lady noticed her warriors are down,
"But how this happened?!" - she frowned.
"My moderators are all dead!
You! Off with their heads!"
The Lady fought bravely and fiercely,
Chopping heads like local ministry,
But the Trolls reached her nest,
She fell down, to eternal rest.
"We won! We won!" - the Trolls bragged.
"This Lady is such a fail!" - they fagged.
Nobody noticed invisible Sentry Wards:
FAQ sent her best warriors to the war.
Suddenly, a touch of light appeared,
Angelic wings caused that much fear,
A set of warriors came down from heaven,
The clock behind Ralle show'd eleven.
He slowly raised his hoofs and wings,
An angelic chant replaced the screams,
One by one, fallen heroes revived,
They were all to one light-blue eyed.
Warriors embraced new soul weapons,
Enchanted by divinity of the FAQ's questions,
enjoy held two sharp Director's Cuts,
She danced around, making dozens of chops,
Dragonson hurled fear with his mighty banners,
The Trolls retreated without any manners,
Pharaoh_ was just sitting in the corner,
He's absence to help caused waves of terror.
Pyramidhe@d made ironic lolz,
-Kobas- swang with Arena like a Boss.
JetFangInferno variates with effects,
The Trolls started to loose their head.
Lembidi charged to the Lady, swinging with his broom,
Chucky followed his quick approach to Lady's doom,
But once again, they forgot to look up,
Razor sharp hoofs made them stop.
The Trolls were all dead, and the warriors sat,
Arguing about topics and closed threads.
Ralle came to Lady, sat down and smiled,
Lady knew that she's the one he loved.
A hot kiss warmed entire room,
Nine months later, Hive 2 will come, too.
Helping each other, the warriors left,
Leaving the Lady to grab a quick rest.
Next morning, in the chilly lands of frost,
A young lady awaken like a boss.
Yawning and stretching, she blinked and relaxed,
She smiled knowingly for the night she *censored*,
Counting gems, posts, threads and wards,
The Hive slowly picked on her nose,
She started to walk towards the Lady's Bar,
When she slipped on orange and broke her arm...
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(Ralle/Santa)
