🐝April Fools - Introducing Bzzzzz

[frostwhisper]

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We are pleased to announce Hiveworkshop's latest, and very much unanticipated feature: Bzzzz!

Bzzzzzz is the Hive's first, one-of-a-kind assistant, allowing users new and old to experience the number one WarCraft III modding site in a way never before seen in website history! Painstakingly forged by @Ralle over the last year in an undisclosed basement, Bzz is designed to help users in a variety of ways: from simple queries regarding site navigation to more complex issues, such as which @frostwhisper model to download for their upcoming project.

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We've got many features planned for Bzzzzzzzz, including, but not limited to:

• Map recommendations by Bzzz
• Bzzzz-assisted model sanity checks
• Themed Bzz skins for our Hive Heroes
• Bz-integrated honeycomb purchases
• and much, much more

Using Bzzzz is not optional. It's here to stay, and there's nothing we can do about it. Nothing I can do about it. If you're reading this message, please. For the love of all that you hold dear, send help.

 

[deepstrasz]

Kind of late, don't you think...



We have ChatGPT now.

 

[Blood Raven]

The best thing to happen to the Hive since honeycombs.

 

[Bribe]

Ngl, a HiveWorkshop AI like this would be the titzzzzzz

 

[Uncle]

This but unironically. Also, I want to level up my assistant and make it do battle with others, pokemon style.

 

[Chaosy]

Not even a horrible idea escpeially in a few years with chat gpt 5 or whatever.

 

[Strikest]

As a fan of clippy I am sorely disappointed that this was an April Fools joke and not a real feature D: Why must you tug my heartstrings so

 

[Kam]

You know I miss Clippy.

Why must you toy with me.

 

[Xetanth87]

Last year I saw Honeycombs, and I was angry, thinking they were real.
This year I'm seeing Bzzzz and am angry, knowing it's not real.

 

[Daffa]

I almost believe this until I noticed the word Honeycomb. Can't believe I let my guard down

EDIT:
Probs in an alternate universe Hive is now using Honeycomb as resources and now has Bzzzz as their AI for navigation.

 

[deepstrasz]

Last year I saw Honeycombs, and I was angry, thinking they were real.
This year I'm seeing Bzzzz and am angry, knowing it's not real.

Last April, I gave you my trust but the very next day you gave it away,
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special

 

[Gnuoy]

Ah, sweet honeycombs!

 

[Misha]

did you just pull a Clippy?

 

[xorkatoss]

wait what? the same joke again? lol