New Forums - April Fool's Joke

[Wolverabid]

Some big changes are in store for THW.

I have it on good authority (inside information) that some new forums and resource sections are going to be created. From what I understand these forums will contain plenty of interactive content: flash files, videos and a/v chat. It's hoped that these new forums and resources will increase our membership and put us on par with the most popular internet sites like Google, YouTube and myspace.

The new forums will include:

• Spam - This forum will contain plenty of greasy, useless content and irrelevant information.
• Smut - The new porn forum is sure to be a winner because of the explicit contents and interactive features.
• Hacking - Hackers will be able to brainstorm various strategies about digital devilry.
• Whining - Crybabies, complainers and lamahs will dominate and moderate this forum.

Our new resource sections will include:

• Spam - All the wost possible useless junk that anyone can imagine
• Porn - Upload categories might include Software, Hardcore and Toys.
• Warez - Viruses and illegal software will be the primary content here.

The Hive is going to need many new moderators to manage these forums and resources. [highlight]DO NOT[/code] send out any unsolicited PMs or get your hopes up. Post your abilities and qualifications in this thread: the most capable and deserving users will then be chosen.

 

[Tonks]

I think this is a great idea. Gonna get some awesome members, and lots of helpful, enjoyable content.

I'd like to become a moderator of the new Hacking forum, since I'm extremely learned in the area. I hacked BNet once. It was awesome.

EDIT: Yea, Werewulf would be a good mod for the smut section.

 

[Kimbo]

I really agree with this, it sounds so hot. I may be young, but can I be the Smut mod? I know plenty of types and sources.

 

[Deleted member 126647]

I call porn, oh yes.

This is just what the site needs to spice things up a bit.

 

[operator]

A smut mod would suit me just fine

 

[The_wand_mirror]

lol this is hilarious .. i never thought you guys would add that sort of things .. but isnt there going to be a lot of problems with this shit?

 

[Kimbo]

No. I dont think so, why? why are you against it?

 

[Deleted member 126647]

Some people should feel right at home I believe.

I'll start collecting material for my new section alright Wolv?

 

[gromhellscream666]

these new forums sound great. iBealive this will bring ALOT more people to the hive

 

[Kimbo]

And no worries people, if i do get the smut pos ill make sure there are no virus's with the content so your computer can be safe. I will also allow self made porn, so it will draw more attention and "unique'ness" and not as much hassle with copyrighted content.

People shouldn't be deprived on content which is vital to their growing life that will help them in the future.

 

[Wolverabid]

lol this is hilarious .. i never thought you guys would add that sort of things .. but isnt there going to be a lot of problems with this shit?

No.

From what the Chieftain said there will be no problems. We put A LOT of research into this project and checked it out with many www administrative sites like w3c and others. We just need to recruit the mods and create the new areas. With luck, everything will be finalized in the next week or so.

I'll start collecting material for my new section alright Wolv?

Better Check with Archian to determine which of the new animated models will go into the Porn or Warez sections and exactly what the submission rules will be.

 

[gromhellscream666]

justa quick question if you guys DO add the porn slot, how would you do it

Torrent wise
Megaupload
etc
?

im asking this question cause i dont think youd wanan was your hosting space for this.

 

[Daelin]

This is a really serious matter, and I'm glad to see that the administration of this community is so open-minded. Though I have been quite busy lately, I made some time to write some competent criterias based on which we are looking for new moderators. This is what I have for the moment. Read the guidelines carefully, and if you think you would fit well as a moderator, let us know by posting in this thread.

Spam
- You should be able to make difference between noobs and newbs.
- Rhetoric speech abilities is a must.
- l33t knowledge a bonus.

Write us a 250 words essay on the theme "Noobish spam vs pro spam" and let us know the benefits of spam these days.


Porn
- Extended knowledge in the area required. A set of questions will come soon.
- Explain us why how could this site benefit from porn and what kind of members could we attract through our action.
- Soft dirty language is required. Show us that you can use dirty language in a subtle, non-offensive way.
- As a bonus, send us a video on the theme "Naxxramas - The Whorehouse of the Afterlife"


Warez
- Send us two samples: a trojan and a spyware.
- You will be given a special virus made by the Hive Workshop staff. Run it on your computer, detect which areas it attacks, and send us a reply with a full report.

Good luck everybody!

~Daelin

 

[Rao Dao Zao]

I would like to step up to the Warez category.

Unbeknownst to you lot, I have in fact been constructing 'warez' ever since I first learned to program in Visual Basic 6, about four years ago; this makes me the ideal candidate for the position.

I'm just glad that, with your official sanction, I can finally come out in the open with my passion for cracking and virusing.

 

[Xarwin]

Great great great, good good gooood!

Hacking, thats all we need.
We simply hack the p0rn out of everyone!

What a great idea!

Edit :
Wait! I want to become teh h4xx0r m0d3r4t0r.
I'd like to moderate these 1mb4 r3s0urces and teh h4xx forum!
I m1ght h4xx 411 0f t3h n00bs 0ut h3r3 !

 

[Deleted member 126647]

He also seems qualified for the Spam section Daelin, we have a winner here.

 

[Xarwin]

Chriz, I don't think your post belongs to anything related here of this topic, unless you mean you'd like to sign yourself up as a spam moderator.
You might PM Daelin if u feel like, but please, do not spend useless posts here.
This is an important topic.

 

[Daelin]

Very good Heero. I clearly specified that if you want to be part of the staff you should post here, not send a PM. You're now officially on the possible spam mods list.

~Daelin

 

[Deleted member 126647]

I'm serious Heero, I'm saying that because you meet the qualification of Leet speaking, you would be good for the Spam moderator.

You see, I am taking this seriously, as it should be handled.

 

[HappyTauren]

17 w0u1d b3 4 w00t4g3 h4v1ng s0 00b3r l33t t0 h4v3 a 5p4m m0d l1k3 m31111

i would be 2nd spammod cause,basicly, after terraining,that is my main domain...

my bonuses are

+medium amount of l33t
+immaturity
+bad english

 

[Xarwin]

Still ... Chriz, pm him! I feel like u need to do it.
You're seem to be confused, do it, please!

He's such a ©[zµ3|?

wtfz0r.. What 1s sp4m anyw4y ?
Th3 F1rst Th1nG 1 Sh0|_|ld d0 1s g3tt1ng sp4mm3rs l1ke <:-2!$ out!


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[Wolverabid]

@ HappyTauren

Yur 1337 qualiphications are u832 24) I'm shur teh adnin5 w|11 m4k u 5p4m m0d.

 

[HappyTauren]

hir is part of essay im making. well actually, it wont really be essay, more of tutorial to recognizing n00bs

[show/hide="Tut"]"Noobish spam vs pro spam"

N00bish spam:

-LOL
-alot of smileys
-have you seen my thread?
-i dont know how to do that
-very good
-i was created a this map

Pro spam:

-i wanna eat pizza
-u r teh l33t pro
-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
nice
-yeayea, that is nice, now take ur asses and look at this very leet thread i made.. [link]

The main differance between n00b spam and pro spam is how retarded or stupid it looks.
While pro spam can sometimes be funny as hell, n0ob spam can be just stupid. Spam is also considred, when you say, for example, what

is jass?, and thereare tutorials all over the internet. That is n00b spam cause it shows low inteligence of poster. Pro spam is made

by highly inteligent people who know where to spam, how to spam, and why to spam. Spam is ALSO considred when you post something

like "very good" and leave no reason. Or, even "WOW VERY NICE 5/5 ". THAT is n00b spam. How to differance n00b spamers vs pro

spamers? EASY! There are few ways:

-Look at his public profile, look in his rep comments (if there is "spam" in comments) = n00b spammer
-Look at his rep, if it is red, then he is n00b, if it is green, it means he knows where to stop
-Look at several of his posts, make sure they dont imply:
-LOL
-alot of smileys
-have you seen my thread?
-i dont know how to do that
-very good
-i was created a this map
-what is jass?

Also, people n00b themselves post n00b spam. Is person a n00b himself? Look at his avatar. Here are examples:

n00b
-Naruto avatar
-Iyunasha (whichever way u wanna spell it)

pro
-fucking spork
-rawr =.=
-yes
-teh bored
-isolated... b00m
-some idiotic and funny animation
-some hand-drawn avatar

[/show/hide]


AND anyway, i think we need more mods for normal wc3 forums. They should get a title of submoderators... One per forum isnt really enough

 

[Xarwin]

1 th1nk h3 c4n b3c0m3 4 p0rn m0d t00, w1th 1ts n4ked c0\/\/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sansui]

Cant wait to finally post all my nudes and home made porn here. Should be fun.

 

[camel's_hump]

Chriz. I get porn, you're too young to be a mod of the porn section.

Besides it's only fair that I get porn because I have hump in my name.

 

[boomwolf]

can i get to manage porn zone by sending you a porn song?

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

APRIL FOOLS!






... wait, you're serious?

 

[DwarfZealot]

I really hope this is a joke

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

This actually sounds like a good idea, except for the smut forum.

 

[Tonks]

This actually sounds like a good idea, except for the smut forum.

How dare you say that about the smut forum! This is serious shit!

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

its still retarded.

 

[Xarwin]

its still retarded.

b3 my s1|_|7. n44p !

 

[Urlock]

This joke fails.

Idiots.

Whether you know it or not, this is an April Fool's joke. For those of you who do not live in the English speaking world, every Apirl 1st is considered "Apirl Fool's Day"; a day in which some idiots like to pull lame jokes in an atempt to trick as many people as possible and then label them as "fools". But only idiots actually fall for this since EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR GOING TO PULL A PRANK ON APIRL FOOL'S DAY!

90% of everyone who has posted here obviously gets this lame joke and are only posting because they think it's funny and/or cool. Well geuss what? Your NOT, and you SUCK. And if you are part of the 10% who think that "The Hive Workshop is in for some big changes!" then congratulations. You'r an idiot.

Also, anyone who is in any way in support of any of these ideas obviously has their head straight up their ass. Get a life, it's not happening; mainly because most of us have something you cannot understand, integrety.

And one more thing, those of you morons who will continue promoting this joke and saying "no, it's real!" should take your dense amount of stupidity and smach your head into it. It's not funny and you are so fregging predictable.

 

[Tonks]

You'r an idiot.

Heh.


Dunno what your problem is, but you need to get that stick out of your ass. It's all in good fun, making jokes on April Fool's Day.

 

[1)ark_NiTe]

April Fooooools

 

[boomwolf]

APRIL FOOLS!






... wait, you're serious?

actually i think everyone is joking...
i knew it was a joke but i didnt even notice its april fools day...(holiday makes tracking date hard)

 

[demonsofdante]

Ill be the smut forum mod or the porn resource mod. I have tons of videos of porn ranging from horses to midgets. I also played an extra in Briana Loves Jenna and im close friends with the webmaster of many online popular porn sites


And im only 16! So my raging hormones would make me perfect for this.







PS: Ill attach some nudes once my mom gets off the computer (She typed this for me)

 

[Wolverabid]

Spoilsports

April Fool's day was fun while it lasted (all 14 hours or so of it).

Thanks to everyone who played along and spent their day ROFL.

[broke="WILLTHEALMIGHTY and Urlock who totally trashed teh thread for everyone else. Better luck next year. >===> :þ"]Special Thanks[/broke]


~ Thread moved to Off-Topic.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Yay I screwed it up!

actually my first post wasn't meant to screw the thread. Because the new forums idea was actually a good one.

 

[brad.dude03]

"Naxxramas- Whorehouse of the Afterlife"

Holy fucking shit. Funniest thing i've ever heard ROFL.

 

[Wolverabid]

April Fool's Joke

I really caught Tonks with his pants down and his dick in his hand.

After he figured it out he edited his post, but it ORIGINALLY read:

Eh? This sounds like a poor decision, for the most part.

I don't understand the logic for this. You would sure be attracting a lot of people, but I'm not sure it's the kind of crowd that we would want. In other words, the gained bulk would be perverts and hackers.

He later played along and was a really good sport.

HAHA [highlight]>===>[/code] Fooled ya Tonks!

 

[Tonks]

I really caught Tonks with his pants down and his dick in his hand.

After he figured it out he edited his post, but it ORIGINALLY read:


He later played along and was a really good sport.

HAHA [highlight]>===>[/code] Fooled ya Tonks!

Yea, that was pretty embarrassing.

 

[Daelin]

"Naxxramas- Whorehouse of the Afterlife"

Holy fucking shit. Funniest thing i've ever heard ROFL.

Atleast somebody enjoyed this prank.

Really WILL... We are aware that many people realized that this was a prank. Why did you have to ruin it? You thought you were smarter by doing this? Have some fun! Go with the flow! Don't just attempt to look smart and ruin people's fun.

Same goes for Urlock. You're an idiot not realizing that people were actually having fun, and pretending like you're the only smartass around here. Well, guess what, you've just made a fool of yourself with that stupid comment. Happy April Fools.

As for the others, thanks for going with the flow. I mean... it was kinda obvious, but you have to agree that it was funny. Today I finally had a good laugh. Haven't laughed that good for quite a while. I think we all deserve this day. Have some fun, let others laugh at their joke attempts, do some yourself... That's the beauty of it. Peace!

~Daelin

 

[brad.dude03]

Yes, it was the fact that everyone here is so synchronized that whe they caught on, they just ran with it and added to the story to make it better for those who had yet to read it. Me being behind with the times was one of the last to read it, but it was all the more enjoyable for me, because it got funnier as things went along and people added to it. What a great April Folls "Whorhouse of the Afterlife" XD Genius. Pure genius.

 

[Wolverabid]

Whorehouse

"Naxxramas- Whorehouse of the Afterlife"

Holy fucking shit. Funniest thing i've ever heard ROFL.

Thanks brad.

That little piece of the pie was an example of excellent teamwork and illustrates precisely how "great minds think alike."

The Kelani Mage and I were brainstorming on MSN and he wasn't exactly sure what the English colloquialism was for "brothel." He simply plugged my translation into his brilliant post and, voilà: "...Funniest thing i've ever heard ROFL."

 

[gromhellscream666]

lol well you got me i tahught it was true lol

 

[Deleted member 126647]

Then you must not know that "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary either.

 

[Xarwin]

Damn, here is where my spam ends.
Someone wants a cookie?

 

[Chaos]

Damn, here is where my spam ends.
Someone wants a cookie?

I want one, or let's say two ?

TOO BAD ALL THESE JOKES HAPPENS WHEN I'M SLEEPING.

argh

Chaos