7 Stages of being fat.

[NoAmmoSrry]

No fat people were hurt.

 

[Reaper2008]

Lulz.

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I recently went from Stage 2-ish to Stage 1. Getting closer to 0.

Working out is fun.

 

[The_Grapist]

I am at stage 0

 

[Pyritie]

rofl

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

I am at stage 0

werent u banned??!

 

[Reaper2008]

Now he isn't

I am stage 0.

 

[MultiGod]

O.O Im stage 4!!!

 

[Koicheen]

Showing the stage 5 image in public should be a crime D:

 

[Dreadnought[dA]]

I'm at stage -5... (6'5" 130 LBS)

 

[reason 3]

Being 1'87" and 60 kg is what stage?

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

I'm at stage -5... (6'5" 130 LBS)

Christ, Dreadnought. Eat some food already.

 

[HappyTauren]

I weight 57 kg and am 186 cm tall I am horribly underweighted, although I move rarely and eat like a pig. Girls tell me I'd look better if I got some weight, but I fail at doing so :/

 

[HINDYhat]

Stage 0.5 here, not for much longer I suppose.

Also, is it just me, or does stage 5 look much worse than stage 6? And stage 4 really isn't that bad.

 

[Kuhneghetz]

That lady in Stage 2 looks hot.

Stage 5 scares the shit out of me. It actually looks way more disproportional than Stage 7.

I'd probably fit best somewhere between Stage 1 and 2.

 

[Dreadnought[dA]]

Christ, Dreadnought. Eat some food already.

I eat more than you I'm sure. This morning, I had a bowl of cereal (normal size) about 10 strawberries and a banana. For lunch I had a tuna fish sandwhich with pickles. And yesterday for dinner I had a egg, bacon, hamburger, jalepeno, cheese, mayonaise, sandwhich (omg so good) and some macaroni. Should probably go make dinner now. I don't know why, but I just CANNOT gain weight. Also I work out and play tennis, but that doesn't seem to make any difference.

 

[supertoinkz]

im stage 1

 

[L2love]

It's because u have a high metabolism aka meaning you digest food faster and a lot of it.

 

[Deleted member 177737]

Stage 0
(130lb & 5'7)

 

[Velgen]

Stage -1 5'7-5'8 and 90 lbs lol.

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

Stage -1 5'7-5'8 and 90 lbs lol.

um.... i recommenced you go to a doctor. That is definitely not a laughing matter.

 

[Velgen]

Yes the opposite end of the spectrum unhealthily skinny. Anyway the doctors say I am fine.

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

Yes the opposite end of the spectrum unhealthily skinny. Anyway the doctors say I am fine.

Yea, your cutting it close if your fine. Were gone hear from you in a year and your gona be an anorexic super model.



Super model = all anorexic

you = soon to be anorexic


My math is flawless.



victory.

 

[MultiGod]

is lbs = kg? or lbs = kg/2?

 

[supertoinkz]

kg*2.21

 

[Edhel-dur]

There are only 5 types of fatness!
There is big, there is healthy, there is husky, there is fluffy and there is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN !!!

 

[raid1000]

165lbs = 75Kg and 6'1 = 185cm
so i am like 3 Kg from ideal

 

[syltman]

Well, I'm stage 1 and getting closer to stage 2

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

There are only 5 types of fatness!
There is big, there is healthy, there is husky, there is fluffy and there is DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN !!!

stop quoting comedians. You fail, you can never stop a cop from giving you a ticket by being fluffy.

 

[raid1000]

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/bmi-m.htm

you are fat!

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

It's because u have a high metabolism aka meaning you digest food faster and a lot of it.

Thing is it goes right through you. You'd be the first to die of starvation in case you get lost in the woods or during a nuclear holocaust.

 

[HINDYhat]

And you'd both die from dehydration much before either would die from starvation.

 

[NoAmmoSrry]

Actually fat ppl have a higher metabolism then skinny ppl, and yes it has been proven several times by actual doctors, etc.

 

[raid1000]

well most obese people suffer from some form of disease while other not so obese people, but still very fat, just eat a lot!

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Hmm. I don't know which stage I'm at. I weigh 65kg and I'm 1.78m high.

 

[Nichita_00]

I'm between stage 0-1, heading faster and faster to stage 1 'cus I don't do any sports...

 

[raid1000]

Hmm. I don't know which stage I'm at. I weigh 65kg and I'm 1.78m high.

that gizmo says you are well proportioned

I'm between stage 0-1, heading faster and faster to stage 1 'cus I don't do any sports...

how can you make sports at your hundred years?

 

[The Reborn Devil]

Omg nice.

 

[Tyranid]

180 cm, 70 kg.

 

[Vosty]

I run a lot now, so I guess I am somewhere between *Get some meat on yur bones!* and *Are you holding your breath?*

 

[Saken]

I'm 6 feet tall, and 127 pounds. My metabolism is just amazing, is all. I can out eat anyone here when it comes to the amount of pizza in about an hour sitting. In fact lol, my metabolism is so insane, I weighrd myself one time, at 132, read a book for two hours straight, weighed myself again right after, and I lost two pounds.

Also, for those using centimeters and kg, here's my height and weight.

182.88 cm
57.60623099 kg

 

[Dark_hunter4]

I'm 6 feet tall, and 127 pounds. My metabolism is just amazing, is all. I can out eat anyone here when it comes to the amount of pizza in about an hour sitting. In fact lol, my metabolism is so insane, I weighrd myself one time, at 132, read a book for two hours straight, weighed myself again right after, and I lost two pounds.

Also, for those using centimeters and kg, here's my height and weight.

182.88 cm
57.60623099 kg

Is that a challenge? If so you are on Saken, and I'm close to you so don't think I won't do it.

5'7" 120 > Me

 

[Saken]

What's your record eating at a buffet pizza place? I've eaten 36, could've done more, but the special pizza I had them make me was too hot to engulf down quickly, so my food settled. so I'm just waiting for the next chance to go out again and get 48 to 50 slices.

 

[Dark_hunter4]

Ok you have me beat, I've stopped at 24 slices - experienced the burn so many times lol.

 

[Vengeancekael]

hmmm im at stage 0

 

[Dark_hunter4]

I'm a 1, slowly making my way to 0.

 

[Saken]

I can do 24-30 normally, but 36 was after a really hard day at work, and I hadn't had lunch...

 

[Dark_hunter4]

Well I don't know about doing 30 slices - I might if I had gone after it while I worked at the plant - since I don't work right now I don't eat a ton like I used to. I just eat alot.

 

[67chrome]

That's pretty funny XD. Except #5. #5 is just scary :O

I'm definitely #1, I'm 6'4 and 160 lbs.
Didn't realize how many of you guys are lightweights.

I don't think fat people have a higher metabolism, a lot of info proposed on this site with a claimed scientific backing seems kind of dodgy, most people I've known that have a high metabolism are really skinny. Besides, most food-eating champions seem pretty thin and lanky to, take that Kumbiashi or whats-his-face for example. I think the only statement you can really make about fat people is they consume more calories than they burn XD

 

[Saken]

Yeah, fat people have slower metabolisms, while skinny people have fast metabolisms.