14/10/08: First Contact

[Ash]

According to some highly reliable Australian channeler, Blossom Goodchild, an alien faction by the name the Federation of Light will make first contact and deliver us from all of our earthly troubles. They shall come in peace, and in this time of great financial stress, will take us by the hand towards enlightment.

Mass UFO sighting will take place in three days from now. In America.

This is not a joke.

They are coming.

Perhaps they have already arrived.

They have probably always been here.

In our hearts.

Believe it!

Habeeb it!

-- Note, the majority of this was copied from one of WC3C's threads that I found interesting.

 

[Elenai]

Sounds like I'm finally getting off this God forsaken planet.

Elenai gets his towel and holds out his thumb.

Remember though, don't panic.

 

[LordDz]

Any particular reason they're visiting ONLY America?

 

[Elenai]

For me of course.

 

[The_Silent]

Any particular reason they're visiting ONLY America?

Because, its basically there the ''leader'' is
You know: 'Take me to your leader''.

Anyway, it all sounds like some hacker's joke

 

[Martin Barbov]

Federation of Light.

Bad idea for an alien empire name.

 

[Zombie]

"Federation" is a human governmental form. I doubt aliens have applied that too. What I say is, I'll beleive it when I see it.

 

[Ghost765]

ten dollars it not going to happen

 

[Elenai]

Everyone knows they are coming to help me get off the planet before Anonymous uses the Church of Scientology to initiate the LHC's death blow.

 

[Squiggy]

I don't believe what I can't see - but nice ideas anyhow

 

[Zombie]

Squiggles, you know aliens always visit USA only. Look at the celebrities, for example.

 

[HappyTauren]

omg I thought this was wc3c

 

[Linaze]

Come on... What the fuck!

 

[Steel_Stallion]

anal probe plz

 

[Naze]

Lol. Only in america.

Thanks God I wasn't born in US!

 

[Gausslander]

Oh I know this game! It's so fun!

I call 'bullshit'! Your turn! (Oh you have to take all the cards Ash!)

 

[Syth]

Excuse my language, i'm free to an opinion
'What a load of crap'

 

[Hakeem]

And so we wait.

 

[Japut3h]

Don't believe them.

Seriously, don't. They say that they come in peace, but they will disintegrate us all in our sleep and turn us into batteries.

 

[frostwhisper]

I hope they blast those bloody yanks and their McDonald's.
But if they head towards ol' Europe, I'm gettin' mah shotgun.

 

[LordDz]

I wonder if there's a fund where I can donate all the money I got...

 

[The_Silent]

Donate it to the hive

 

[Zombie]

Maybe they'll arrive sometime in the evening :O

 

[Ash]

Well, it IS Tuesday today.

 

[HappyTauren]

Seems we got dumped. DAMMIT.

 

[frostwhisper]

Dudes, I'm scared

 

[Squiggy]

I'm not..

 

[En_Fuego]

Tough guy, eh?

 

[HappyTauren]

Totally.

 

[Squiggy]

Aliens are a lie

 

[frostwhisper]

Internet toughguys: You gotta love 'em.

 

[En_Fuego]

lie

they found proof that small traces of bacteria once existed on Mars.

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

these are lies.


and i got rick'roll'd

 

[The_Silent]

Omg, this is why^

 

[Ham Ham]

Bullshit

 

[Japut3h]

Nothing is happening...


Now's the part where we all need to discard all information as false, laugh, relax, even though the day is still far from over.


I guarantee you, if we all do that, they will come exactly at 11:59 pm.

 

[Ham Ham]

50 dollars they will not come.

 

[Japut3h]

Some guy bet $1000 with the local bookmaker that they will come today. If they do, he'll win one million dollars.

 

[Steel_Stallion]

Alien visitors eh....

You come in peace? ARE YOU INSULTING THE PROSPECT OF FREEDOM?!

THAT'S COMMI TALK, NUKE THEM SONS OF BITCHES

 

[En_Fuego]

The theory of communism is a controlled environment where citizens can live freely. There's just no enterprise.

 

[Japut3h]

jesus they did come check cnn news http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/14/ufoinnyc.raid/index.html

 

[HappyTauren]

YouTube - John McCain Gets BarackRoll'd

 

[Hakeem]

All you skeptics are gonna fell preeeeetty silly when they show up.


Then I'm going to feel preeeeetty silly when they leave.

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

so..this thread could be closed in 30 minutes with a label saying "fail"

 

[Kwaliti]

Perhaps.

 

[UchihaSasuke.gr]

13 mins left...

 

[Hakeem]

I believe they were using America's time zone, so that must mean my timezone, not the one on the East coast.

So we still have 8 hours.


Also, you never know, maybe there was bad traffic.

 

[Kwaliti]

And they were perhaps already here!

 

[Ghost765]

theyre gonna arrive at midnight? buuuuuull-shit.

 

[Japut3h]

I would pay to see the prophet lady's face at 00:00 sharp.