You seem to be very passionate about WURST.
I'm an old-school JASS user, but I started considering using some other language. Except I don't really know fuckall about any of them, really.
TriggerHappy convinced me that vJASS is useful.
Would you please take a minute or two of your day to defy TriggerHappy and convince me that WURST is the Best and Only One True Language for Warcraft III?
Thanks!