Zombie Plan?

[Just_Spectating]

but zerg > zombie

 

[InfiniteSeven]

Now just we be clear here: is it a canned food store or Canned Food That Outlasts The Sun store?

Neither.

Its a canned food that outlasts the universe store.

 

[Oziris]

I'm glad all of you are living next to a "Free Nukes, Illegal Weapons, Military Hardware and Futuristic weapons store".

Well if the military soldiers are gone to hunt zombies, or died in the mission, you just steal their weapons and ammo in their base. I live close to a Military Building for future soldiers they got a lot of sexy stuff inside there.

 

[Tyranid]

Well if the military soldiers are gone to hunt zombies, or died in the mission, you just steal their weapons and ammo in their base. I live close to a Military Building for future soldiers they got a lot of sexy stuff inside there.

Doubtful the military would completely abandon the place. On top of that if a Military base gets overrun, that pretty much makes it a danger zone.

 

[Boris_Spider]

Guys! The Zombies have been reading this! They know all your plans! U shoulda lied like i did.

Too late, I've already reported all of your plans. I have to admit, it's nice being unsquishable (well, you can't kill me in that manner, or in any other I know of). It would be much easier if you did as Don-Para said.

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

//\\**//\\

 

[Darkness-4ever]

Too late, I've already reported all of your plans. I have to admit, it's nice being unsquishable (well, you can't kill me in that manner, or in any other I know of). It would be much easier if you did as Don-Para said.

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

//\\**//\\

I'll crush your forces as easily as I crush your spiders.

//\\___//\\

 

[InfiniteSeven]

Too late, I've already reported all of your plans. I have to admit, it's nice being unsquishable (well, you can't kill me in that manner, or in any other I know of). It would be much easier if you did as Don-Para said.

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

//\\**//\\

I don't squish spiders. I burn them ;D

Oh I do recall using a vacuum cleaner on two spiders once. Worked well too.

 

[Boris_Spider]

I'll crush your forces as easily as I crush your spiders.

//\\___//\\

I don't squish spiders. I burn them ;D

Oh I do recall using a vacuum cleaner on two spiders once. Worked well too.

Bring it. //\\oo//\\

[In the background, the hills begin to come alive. Billions of zombie spiders, insects, and their arthropod (arthropods also include lobsters, crabs, and their other naval kin) cousins begin their approach. The plants rot, the water taints, and the air fouls. Your only option, albeit a pointless one, is to run.]

So, you all have made your plans. Where will you go and why?

 

[InfiniteSeven]

Don't double post.

And all I have to do is get a giant vacuum to suck all the spiders and burn them, right? Sounds easy enough, I like to burn things. Also, I eat lobsters and crabs, so that's another bonus.

 

[Crazed_seal2]

Zombies to Spiders to Lobsters?
Aint this getting alittle off-topic,
Oh another Zombie Plan:
Create a Virus to turn the Zombies into My minions muahaha
then eat a hamburger.

 

[The Quacker]

Then you find out the hamburger is made of zombie meat, MWHAHAHA!

 

[Adiktuz]

Zombies to Spiders to Lobsters?
Aint this getting alittle off-topic,
Oh another Zombie Plan:
Create a Virus to turn the Zombies into My minions muahaha
then eat a hamburger.

not really, coz its zombie spiders...

 

[paul_9]

get weapons food and don´t listen governments and try to get in a safe place

 

[PeaceKeeper]

I WILL NUKE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM

SO RUN !!!

 

[Crazed_seal2]

I WILL NUKE THE CRAP OUT OF THEM

SO RUN !!!

THE PIC WILL BE TAKEN OUT IN 20 MIN

Where you get the nuke from, i'll prolly need one too!

 

[PeaceKeeper]

Go to a Militery Base or some Bomber i thick the B2 will do 0.00001% of damage option 2 brake in to the the White House and you now what



KABOOM BABY I PAINT THE WORLD RED/DEAD

 

[Deolrin]

Mm. Standing in front of a zombie horde for 20 seconds while pointing a laser line at them sounds really safe. I'm sure it will go perfectly well for you.

 

[PeaceKeeper]

in a bunker i win.

 

[Devine]

Hot air balloon.

 

[Nuclear]

I am living in Finland.
-30°C
So I'm safe.


Btw, 7 scientific reasons why zombie outbreak would fail quickly

 

[The_wand_mirror]

I have a dagger.

And no that's not legal here =/

Dunno why... probably because of the damn foreigners using them all the time. Oops.

 

[Gausslander]

I have a door lock and a reasonably well-fit physique. I should be fine.

 

[TwistedImage]

I have a dagger.

And no that's not legal here =/

Dunno why... probably because of the damn foreigners using them all the time. Oops.

It's funny how you can keep really sharp kitchen knives when non-blunt daggers and swords are illegal.

 

[GhostThruster]

I will seduce the female zombies, and, if in a life-death situation, *sigh* the males too.

 

[GIANT_CRAB]

I'm going to live with Alice, the woman who is the main character in Resident evil.

 

[Raven0]

I would team up with my loser overweight gamer friend and go get my mother and kill my stepfather Phillip before rescuing my ex-girlfriend, her best friend, and her best friends boyfriend from their apartment and then all 6 of us would battle our way across town to a bar and then barricade ourselves in and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

 

[Gausslander]

I would team up with my loser overweight gamer friend and go get my mother and kill my stepfather Phillip before rescuing my ex-girlfriend, her best friend, and her best friends boyfriend from their apartment and then all 6 of us would battle our way across town to a bar and then barricade ourselves in and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

Except it won't work out for all of you and you'll spend the aftermath of the zombie attack caring for your now-zombie best friend who served as the main reason most of you died until they can find a cure to the infection.

 

[TwistedImage]

Sounds like a rather bad idea to me. Especially since you have to bring along an overweight loser.

 

[Gausslander]

Sounds like a rather bad idea to me. Especially since you have to bring along an overweight loser.

Well it's not all that bad. You get back together with your off-and-on-again girlfriend, who's smoking hot, and you learn to respect her wanting to go out and eat at fancy restaurants and not eat peanuts and drink beer at the Winchester Pub every night. Plus, reality-TV zombie style never gets old.

 

[PeaceKeeper]

You gays are softharted so
This is what i would do since the are the walking dead.
I will BBQ them all in gasiline, and egnight the fuel. So how do you like the your Zombie off a Dead friend.
BURN DOWN CITY

 

[Dromlexer]

I go to space then wait to get a weapon that can blow zombies up.

 

[Tleno]

Oh people. You just need to get an underground complex where it's save to life with some other people, so then the complex could be expanded and after few generations theer would be industry and scince facilities capable of inventing ultimate zombie cure - The Automatic Shotgun With Endless Ammo That Kills From One Shot™!

 

[Skycraft]

I'll let them burn in a sea of love.
And I will also carry a shotgun, 12-gauge, machine gun, uzi, blunderbuss, and fly around in my AssClapper One Thirty! (AC-130)
And multiple grenades and dynamite. Just to be safe.

 

[Dromlexer]

I will have pistol, SMG, the bestest shotgun and some good armor.

 

[TwistedImage]

You noobs clearly don't realise that guns would be ineffectual.

Guns work on people and animals because of pain and destroying insides, as well as bleeding.

Zombies do not die to bleeding, do not die to destruction of organs, and do not feel pain.

 

[Dr Super Good]

I have 2 possible plans which I would choose depending on circamstances.
1. Stand and laugh in the middle of the street as zombies fall appart cause they disobey the laws of physics.
2. If that does not happen (for some strange reason), become an evil necromancer lord and take over the world.

 

[TwistedImage]

I have 2 possible plans which I would choose depending on circamstances.
1. Stand and laugh in the middle of the street as zombies fall appart cause they disobey the laws of physics.
2. If that does not happen (for some strange reason), become an evil necromancer lord and take over the world.

Physics? No. Biology? Yes.

 

[Lich Prince]

Physics? No. Biology? Yes.

Heh, for a moment there I thought he became an "evil gravity lord".

 

[Dromlexer]

You noobs clearly don't realise that guns would be ineffectual.

Guns work on people and animals because of pain and destroying insides, as well as bleeding.

Zombies do not die to bleeding, do not die to destruction of organs, and do not feel pain.

Some do.... -_-' But damaging or blowing their organs, parts and heads up can make them to death, or no longer available to move or use the parts that they need.
As maybe a gravity or vacuum weapon can crush them, due thesqueeze. (or it was pressure?)

And it depends on what sort of zombie-disease is that.

 

[light bolt30]

Ehh.. wouldn't the army do something about this? Anyways probably try to survive to the point of extinction and join em if there's no hope left, probably starve to death though.. disgusting zombies.

 

[TwistedImage]

This is what would happen, and that's why the army fails.

 

[light bolt30]

This is what would happen, and that's why the army fails.

Funny comic, interesting

 

[Orcnet]

Damn the Plans! They all fail! What I'm gonna do is I'll go chop some zombies with the use of a butter knife while only wearing a black brief and a white brief to hid my face!

 

[Dr Super Good]

You could also make some minor room modifications to your house. The zombie path finding will not be updated (as you did not modify the pathing nodes) so they will harmlessly run into walls trying to get you. (LOL)

Or you could just start selling weapons to zombies, we all know that weapon salesmen are immune to being killed. I seriously doubt that a zombie weapon salesman could sell better weapons with its no brains than you. Also the real heroes need a challenge as melee zombies get boring.

 

[Direfury]

Reinforce your doors and windows, put your bunny slippers by the side of the bed and relax. Should you run out of milk for your cereal in the morning, put on a fuzzy housecoat and get more from the mall.

Neither rain, nor snow, nor thunder, nor zombies will stand between me and my goddamn cheerios.

 

[PeaceKeeper]

You are determind but have you all ever ask your self were the out break will be, day or night,school, work, home, neighberhood, camp, swimming pool, concert, shops and well almost any were the out break can happen.

 

[Crazed_seal2]

I got the best zombie plan evar! I'll hide in a cardboard box! No one or no zombie can find me there! Although creating an army of giant spiders with diamond eyes that fire lasers to destroy the zombies is also another good idea.

 

[TheWarchief]

Zombies could in theory exist! I mean if it was some kind of virus that took over your brain then they could maybe control the body.

Take this test to find out if YOU have a chance at surviving a breakout: http://onemorelevel.com/game/zombie_survival_quiz

 

[Squiggy]

Break in some gun shop, get stuff, get ROCKING!

 

[Orcnet]

The only best refuge from a zombie outbreak is hide yourself in a small island, get tons of supply from each city, and there you have it! no zombies can't reach you anymore, because first they can't swim, and second, they can't smell your blood since your scent is hidden in a salt walter area.

because I believe every fortified hold or any defense mechanism will fail since they will be overrun someday