Turn your captcha into a movie! :D

[LiOneSS]

Go here: http://www.google.com/recaptcha/learnmore
Your captcha is now the title of a movie. Describe that movie.
and take a screenshot of that captcha, otherwise nobody will believe you got that D;

Tensions prerequisite:
Chris (played by Zachary Quinto) lives with his parents, doesn't have a job but strives for something better. One day, his father's rich and influential friend offers him a job as his assistant. Problem? The man's son Zachary (played by Chris Pine) is his best friend. Will he be able to deal with all the responsibility and manage to stay Zachary's friend?

lol don't ask this is terrible dfghjsakldč.
I hope you people come up with better things, lulz.


edit: if you're not lazy, photoshop the movie poster too.



edit2:
here's my movie poster, lol

 

[supertoinkz]

Out Nemo
~ Sequel to the first Nemo movie, Nemo got lost in the pacific ocean and faces many dangers (Sharks, Octopuses, Sharks, Eels, Sharks).

Officer Massacre
~ About a mass murderer targeting police officers.

Principal Tabasoo
~ Mr. Tabasoo, got elected as a principal of a school, where there are no rules for the students.

Team Marco
~ An expedition team aiming to search the legendary ship of Marco Polo.

Emilie She
~ Lalola anyone?

Mamaux adopted
Gibbering Thing


Can't describe them

 

[LiOneSS]

well it's no fun if you don't describe them :C

 

[supertoinkz]

There.

 

[D a w n]

what about??

A movie about a dream, the dream to become the best cleaner in the world. But Sarah (Miley Cyrus) has to break down barriers to reach her goal. Her rigorous teacher at the scrubbing school instructor Broom ( Samuel L. Jackson) does not make her life easier. But soon she realises that this grumpy man got a big heart and everything seems to change. But then she becomes pregnant...

 

[Kwaliti]

Hunker Jones (in case the image breaks)

The story revolves about this weightlifter M. T. Jones (Rob Schneider) who lost his family to a group of clown robbers and now he turns into a roid driven superhero who goes around doing Mortal Kombat style Fatalities to people.

 

[LiOneSS]

Oh man lol'd so much DonDustin, I'd watch that movie over and over again.
and l0w: yay ROB SCHNEIDER!

 

[Joe-black-5]

Out Nemo
~ Sequel to the first Nemo movie, Nemo got lost in the pacific ocean and faces many dangers (Sharks, Octopuses, Sharks, Eels, Sharks).

Nah you got it all wrong, it should be like this:
Finding Nemo 2: Finding more Nemos

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Door Elephants

This movie is basically a rip-off of Sex and the City, but the old ladies are replaced by incredibly fat chicks. Throughout the movie they encounter doors and fail to pass through them. Various slapstick gags ensue, audience gets bored and leaves. Makes millions at the box office.

 

[LiOneSS]

Door Elephants

This movie is basically a rip-off of Sex and the City, but the old ladies are replaced by incredibly fat chicks. Throughout the movie they encounter doors and fail to pass through them. Various slapstick gags ensue, audience gets bored and leaves. Makes millions at the box office.

I'd watch that.

 

[Tyranid]

Wide Afraid
A horror slasher movie about a fat man who starts exacting brutal revenge to thin people in a High School area. Prepare for lots of blood and pointless nudity and sex scenes.

 

[Lich Prince]

Objection Market

A comedy film where Steve Carrel, Ben Stiller, and Jim Carey graduate from lawschool to begin working as freelance lawyers. When hired and in court, they make mockeries out of everything through the use of their ridiculous and retarded ways(Yet always win. It's like a Boston Legal movie.)

Spoiler

In the end, Steve Carrel gets to marry a hot lawyer girl while Jim and Ben discover they're gay and fall deeply in love with each other.

Movie Poster

 

[dead-man-walking]

Wereknapsacks

Yet Another Superhero Movie. Robert Downey Jr. stars as the Wereknapsack, some random average Joe with the ability to generate knapsacks from his hands. For ending? See first sentence.

 

[LiOneSS]

Objection Market

A comedy film where Steve Carrel, Ben Stiller, and Jim Carey graduate from lawschool to begin working as freelance lawyers. When hired and in court, they make mockeries out of everything through the use of their ridiculous and retarded ways(Yet always win. It's like a Boston Legal movie.)

Spoiler

In the end, Steve Carrel gets to marry a hot lawyer girl while Jim and Ben discover they're gay and fall deeply in love with each other.

Movie Poster

maaaaaaaaan I'd so watch this movie, I'm not even kidding! xD

 

[-SoulBurn]

The boy who wanted to find he's family.

Born in small town, Steven was raised by his mom, who died when he was 5. After dying, she told him that before he was born he's father just left to work and never showed up again. Adopted by a violent family who already had 3 kids. Steven was beaten up and suffered for not having the same blood as he's new brothers and grown up as an restrained person. When the poor boy lived he's 15th aniversary, he stole money from he's adoptive parents and left home to find any place better than he's old house where he could live without been beaten up.
Fortunatelly, destiny gave Steven a new chance and he found a man named Jonas who offered him a job and a provisory home untill he could go on his own. After two years that mean died and Steven met the dead man's friends and found out that this man was his father and sadly, never knew he had a son with Steven's mom. But he had other 2 kids with another woman and now Steven must find he's brothers and maybe will finally find the warmfull shelter he ever wanted.

MOVIE POSTER

You got rick jonas rolled LOL

 

[Tyranid]

Stylishly Case
A heartwarming family comedy about a male model, who after his modelling career has ended decides to become a lawyer. However he will soon find out that being a lawyer is about more than just looks, and soon our airheaded protagonist has to overcome such obstacles like talking with normal people and reading books.

 

[LiOneSS]

...
the Jonas brothers as a movie poster
...

who the hell would watch that?


@Tyranid: has potential xD

 

[Lich Prince]

like talking with normal people and reading books.

Lol...

Book? What is this "book" you speak of....*continues flipping through fashion magazine pages*.

...
the Jonas brothers as a movie poster
...

who the hell would watch that?

Just millions of 14 year old Disney fans.

 

[LiOneSS]

Just millions of 14 year old Disney fans.

sad, but true.

 

[-SoulBurn]

...
the Jonas brothers as a movie poster
...

who the hell would watch that?

you got rick rolled! LOOOL

I knew that people might just not get the joke.

 

[Lich Prince]

Thought I'd do another one just for the lulz.

Educational Divesting

A movie starring Mel Gibson as a philosophy teacher with a midlife-crisis. He finally tries to achieve his childhood dream of becoming an international stripper. Thus starting a story full of gross scenes, senseless club fights, and last but not least, many sexist and racist slurs. The movie ends with Mel Gibson dying while he tries to perform a sitting aerial 360° spin on a pole.
(Rated-R)

Movie Poster

Keywords

Divest: to strip.
Education: a strange thing that 80% of humanity lacks.
Mel Gibson: racist religious actor.
Philosophy: the study of general and fundamental problems concerning matters such as existence, knowledge, values, reason, mind, and language.
Midlife-crisis: click here.
Gross: disgusting.
Senseless: senseless.
Slur: a word which denotes a negative effect.
Sitting aerial 360° spin: stripping move.

Brought to you by: Wikipedia.org, Google.com, and Dictionary.com (Credits: Zombie.)

 

[LiOneSS]

All freezes

Motorcyclist Ed (Eric Bana) and his best friends discover an ancient text which leads to the plans for the best motorcycle ever made. The catch? The plans are held by the ancient deity known by the greeks as Borealis - the north wind who resides on Mount Everest.
Ed and his friends begin their epic journey over the world, through ice and flames in order to retrieve them - but will Borealis willingly give them up?

Motto: TOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE. SOFT AND SQUISHY ON THE INSIDE. Motorcycles, metal and and epic tale of friendship and love coming to you SOON!




...I fucking love Eric Bana

and I spent waaaaay too much time on this. lol.

 

[Lich Prince]

Holy shit! Really awesome poster, and the story, Bikers-Metal-Greek Mythology;Damn awesome. I'd watch that movie =P.

and I spent waaaaay too much time on this. lol.

Hahaha <3.

 

[LiOneSS]

I actually wanted to do something with a Norse god but couldn't really find a god of ice/frost ;(
but yes, BIKERS-METAL-ANYTHING=awesome !

 

[Tyranid]

I actually wanted to do something with a Norse god but couldn't really find a god of ice/frost ;(
but yes, BIKERS-METAL-ANYTHING=awesome !

Skadi, althought she is also a giant.

 

[Lich Prince]

There's something written on the tire in the pic lol. I think it's "bakery 4cast".

Skadi, althought she is also a giant.

She's also quite the skier.

 

[Teelo]

So is this like the game "Whose Line" from Whose Line is it Anyway?
They act out a scene, and at some point during the scene have to include a line from a sealed envellope in it? Most of the time they wind up being completely irrelevant sentences to the rest of the scene.
Such as: I remember one time as a boy, I looked up to my father and said "My roommate is sleeping with his therapist".

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Crux Foodborne.

Produced by Marvel Studios.

It is the year 2012. Mankind has officially eaten itself into a coma. The entire world is ruled by the MacDonald Bureaucracy, and every citizen on Earth is confined inside a stasis chamber where nutrients and transfat is pumped into their bloodstream. As obesity reaches an all-time high, a kind of resentment is birthed from the citizens, who have never had the chance to live life in shape. The human lifespan reaches an average of roughly 20, and the world's citizens are cast into heart attacks, dying young and pained. But while their lives are gone, their blubber is not. And neither is their vengeance. The fat escapes the world's corpses, and gives rise to a new being, composed entirely of fat and hellbent on revenge. He calls himself Crux, and he is the new savior of Planet Earth.

I can't do art for shit, so make your own damn poster.

Original Captcha

 

[LiOneSS]

hah, sounds pretty awesome. I don't think Crux should be on a movie poster, since that'd look pretty ugly. Also, the matrix, much?

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

hah, sounds pretty awesome. I don't think Crux should be on a movie poster, since that'd look pretty ugly. Also, the matrix, much?

Part Matrix, part Super-Size Me, part Tarboy.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/509092

 

[The Reborn Devil]

8396Π reappavy

Made in 240 BC by Archimedes himself.
The story is about him and it starts of with him discovering PI(Π) and later inventing the word "reappavy" just for the lulz. The number "8396" is the volume of his body in deciliters (rofl, this might not be too far off as an average person's volume is slightly more than 9000 deciliters).

Lol.

 

[Slaydon]

ladies and gentlemen, i present to u Mission Impossible

Its about a guy named Ted who is a gamer and really wanted to play an online game, but he got to sign in and is unaviable to change the code due he can't write the lines.

SPOILER

After 15 long years he found out that he could refresh the page

 

[LiOneSS]

ladies and gentlemen, i present to u Mission Impossible

Its about a guy named Ted who is a gamer and really wanted to play an online game, but he got to sign in and is unaviable to change the code due he can't write the lines.

SPOILER

After 15 long years he found out that he could refresh the page

owned.

 

[ike_ike]

Suffice to say that it's a romantic comedy crossover.

 

[LiOneSS]

Leonidas and the main car hook up?

 

[Lich Prince]

Suffice to say that it's a romantic comedy crossover.

Leonidas and the main car hook up?

You sick bastards.

 

[-SoulBurn]

hahah i laughed so hard when i imagined this:

 

[Slaydon]

^Win

 

[PROXY]

The wigged

Captain L.T. Jackson (Will Smith) wakes up. He can’t remember anything. When looking into the mirror, he sees that he has big and long scars on his back. Suddenly, they start to glow blue really strong, and Jacksons body gets out of control. He jumps out of the window (5th floor!), lands on the street and runs faster then anyone could. He can’t control his body and he destroys eveything that comes in his way. He needs to „stand beneath“ and look at how his body is destroying the whole wall street. Flashing lights come out of his hands and hit everything around him. When the army comes and shoots at him, the bullets stop in front of him, turn and hit their shooters. He kills everyone and can’t do anything against. Then, suddenly, the scars end to glow, and he loses all his powers.

Later, he finds out, that he got wigged by some ancient and mighty god(Morgan Freeman), with some kind of whip, and he is choosen to destroy the world. The only one that can stop him, is his girlfriend (Sanaa McCoy Lathan).

At the end, Jackson kills his girlfriend. Being so emo, he uses all his powers to get control over his body for a few seconds, and kills the god and himself.

 

[Zpider]

From Forizine

Emily ( Keira Knightley) is a unemployed young girl. One day she get a letter from a company named Forizine.
They want her to go to a job interview. Eager to get a job she rushes there the day after.
She is asked to wait in a room for a while. Suddenly the door locks and gas starts pouring in.

She wakes up - feeling a bit drowzy. How long has she been passed out?

Suddenly a voice inside her head says: Welcome to the Forizine testing ground, you are to eliminate all four Acradents.
Lets test out your new arm, stealth up to the patrolling Acradents and kill them with your lightning fist.

Way later in the movie, after they have "given" Emily further augmentations she manages to escape.
- Now it is about time, Forizine has to pay for what they have done to her.