A: Marines come out of .. fucking .. teleporters hidden in the back.
B: You don't turn gas and minerals into people.. you turn gas and minerals into suits, machines, guns, and ammunition that people use. Otherwise you would have a bunch of "Colonists" running around.
C: It's a fuckin flash bang. That's like asking how a .50 cal bullet can penetrate a tank. People make weapons, and other make make weapons to kill the people holding those weapons.
D: Zergs are immune to flash bangs, obviously.
E: Thors are assembled in chunks and pieces. As they leave the assembly line, they are put together, and eventually the two largest pieces are put together just as they physically leave the building.
F: Yeah, what he said. Scaling in SC2 is just freakin crazy. But if everything was to scale, you would have a very hard time microing both a Battlecruiser and a Marine at the same time.
Now, for my questions:
A: Why does Jim only get grenades in that one wtf is it called mission?
B: In that case, like the other guy said, why the hell can't they just give grenades to all the bloody marines? I mean, that would kick ass, and end any future ground wars between Terran and Zerg!
C: On Char, Tychus uses a giant ass turret. Why don't they have those in every base? I mean he's the only guy there actually shooting at the millions of Zerg swarming their base. If the fuckin turret is that OP, then why not mass produce?
D: Why the hell does Warfield get a mechanical arm? They can re-create limbs now? If that's the case, why don't other marines get mechanical body parts when they're nearly killed, but given full hp by a medic?
E: Why didn't they just give Warfield a medic? I mean he got with with some spine shots from 1 fuckin hydra. God what is he, made of glass?
F: Why not put one of those arm attachment things (found on medics) that heal troops inside a marine's armor? That would make him virtually unstoppable.
G: Why have battlecruisers gone from 1 very strong laser, to like 8 weak ones in the switch between SC1 and SC2? The Hyperion and other similar vessels were used during both wars, and nothing has changed (generally) with any of the battlecruisers. Also, don't fkin say upgrades, cause I spent like 30 mins wiki'ing random s--t on SC2, and the Hyperion was one of them. Yes, it underwent some upgrades as it changed from Mengsk's ship to Raynor's, but no it did not get any weapon upgrades.
H: In SC1, why didn't they just mass 100 food worth of Ghosts and drop like a bazillion nukes on the overmind? Even if it didn't kill him, it sure as hell woulda killed everything around him, leaving him defenseless. On that note, why didn't the Protoss just destroy the planet from Orbit like they tried to do in SC2 on that wtf is it called mission?
I: Why is this thread still alive, and why am I posting on it at 3:27 AM when I have to get up at 8:00 AM to go to work?
J: Why do marine's not have to reload? I know I already asked this, but I got bulls--t responses. There is no "cinematic suspense" thing to make it seem all cool during a cinematic to see a marine reload. No. If Marines can run out of ammo right when they really need it in Cinematics (which usually ends up getting someone important killed) then they can run out of ammo in the game too. Fuck you. That's not lore IMO.
K: Why can't ghosts use their Canister rifles in full-auto like Sarah Kerrigan did? I wiki'd the gun, and it can go full-auto, so don't just say Sarah's C-10 was mod'ed, cause it f--kin wasn't. It was just a ordinary, every day, joe's C-10 Full Auto / Single Shot C-10 Canister Rifle. Also don't say it does more damage when it's in single shot, cause it doesn't. The bullets fly at the same speed, going the same distance, hitting the same targets. If Ghosts could full-auto, there wouldn't even be a f--kin war. There would just be mass C-10s all over the place, kickin the shit out of whatever didn't listen to the Terran laws, including that fat whore of a Queen the Zerg love so much.
L: Why can't Kerrigan just stay human? I mean, I'm not into love stories or anything, but it f--kin sucks seeing Raynor being all alone and crusty cause he can't get the piece of tail he really wants. Like come on, Blizzard, we all know subconsciously you're just telling the world you're all virgins, and you can't get laid yourself (probably something to do with Zerg in the game, reflecting your ugly selves IRL) but make it a happy ending for once. KEEP HER HUMAN.
M: Why am I running out of letters in the alphabet to QQ with?
N: Why is Blizzard going to nerf BCs in patch 1.1? I mean like.. they f--kin suck when compared to a carrier. The only thing carrying them through that game is the god damn Yomato. Other than that, they suck in terms of cost and build time. To mass produce BCs in a decent time you gotta have like 5-6 god damn star ports, otherwise you get totally mauled. When you add up the cost of all that stuff, it AINT CHEAP. Especially considering the Toss can just use phase boost and outsource the same amount of carriers in like .77x the time, and the Carriers totally pwn in combat if the BCs don't have yomatos.
Edit: No, fuck that, even if the BCs do have yomatos, (lets say 10v10) it takes 2-3 yomato to kill a Carrier. After those Yomatos are used up, BCs suck cock. Those carriers will S-Target, and the Terrans will be screaming GG in the next few minutes. STOP NERFING TERRANS, START NERFING RUSHING PROTOSS Yeah, I said protoss, cause you know a Zealot rush sucks 10x worse than a ling rush. Lings drop like flies, and do barely any damage. 3-4 lots can drop a supp dep and kill the defending marines with ease. And even if they don't, they buy a hell of a lot more time for that toss player to outsource waaayyy more units.
Edit: Oh I forgot to mention, 10 lings take the same time to build as 4-5 lots with chrono boost. Yeah, it's chrono boost, not phase boost. I screwed up somewhere up there ^ but I'm too lazy to find it and change it, so don't correct me. I'll kill you.
O: When Kerrigan was surrounded by Zerg, why didn't she just noob spray and kill everything around her? I mean she magically doesn't need to reload anyways, may as well just copy some CoD fags and spin in circles, killing everything within 100 ft.
Yeah, have fun answering to that logic.
Don't be giving me any random bull shit excuses you pulled off the top of your head either, I want troo fuckin faks. Get wiki links or sumshit.
