My abs. *Brag brag, gloat gloat*
Mardi Gras 09'. Check out all the beads I got from the parades, lol.
Some graffiti I found in my old neighborhood. Epic, huh?
My friend Tina, my friend Jake's ear, and me at our friend Nydia's pre-birthday party/rave. I was drunk/high at the moment, that's why my eyes are all glossy.
A cake a baked in 08' for my Swimming Banquet. Basically myself, and like four others liked to climb buildings and sneak around places at night, and also climb trees and stuff. So we called ourselves the Ninjas. So these girls from our swim team thought we were stupid because we wouldn't let them join us... because they never would climb anything or do anything with us, so they called themselves the Pirates, just to spite us. Pirates are gay anyhow... anyways, on our swimming banquet day, we decided that both sides would have two battles. One was a cake bake off battle. Rules were to bake a cake and who evers tasted better and looked better was the winner. First off, they bought a cake from the grocery store, and didn't bother to hide that fact, so they lost automatically. I made my entire cake from scratch. Made both the cakes and the icing itself, I didn't buy store icing and put it on. I also made two cakes in one, half was yellow cake, the other half was like a golden something cake, so they were both the same color, but had two different orgasmic tastes. All the familes at the banquet even said mine tasted better, and the pirate cake was only eaten by the pirate people, lol. I wouldn't let them eat my awesome cake. Anyways, the second battle was a fight in the middle of a field, it wasn't a real fight, but more or less 10 or more kids running into a field at the nearby park at around 5 or 6 in the afternoon while other random people were nearby, and we just started tackling each other, and trying to tape people to trees, beating eachother with paper bags filled with flour, and the end result was that the Ninjas were the victor, because half the pirates left/ran away, and then eventually came back acting like they won. But we all know Ninjas are better. Wall of text, over!
