Kas's Adventures in Equestria (REAL VERSION)

[Wazzz]

great, brilliant solution, call everyone who disagrees with you a 'troll'

THAT will make your arguments valid -.-

 

[Kas]

why did you say Kas is criminally insane?

 

[Wazzz]

because he attacks people on a whim

 

[Kas]

did you ever think he had reasons. Kas may have Anger-Management Issues, but he doesnt harm innocent people

 

[Wazzz]

did you ever think your writing is terrible at conveying any form of meaningful reasoning behind his actions?

 

[Kas]

did you ever think that you should the whole story first

 

[Wazzz]

nope, considering it was going nowhere

 

[Kas]

fine, what made this story seem terrible, and, for our sakes, dont say everything

 

[Wazzz]

- impossible to relate with characters
- many grammatical errors (this is more so comical)
- gives off the vibe it was meant to be serious, but was done half-assed
- i imagine you dressed in a pony costume with a wizard's hat and a snarl on your face, actually being serious about this but making people go 'something's wrong with that boy'
- rigid, unrelaxed nature in writing
- highly anti-climatic

with all these faults, i figured you could maintain these flaws and just make it a self-sacrificing comedy

 

[Kas]

-probabilly because i failed to reconized peronalities
-fixable
-"half-assed" meaning?
-lol, guess i should add more detail
-welcome to the world of graphic novels
-that is because i never finished it

does this answer your concerns

 

[Wazzz]

they're not my concerns, i'm just good at pointing out flaws

there are many other flaws too, but you forbade me from saying 'everything'

people don't want to hear someone talk themselves up in a story about themselves that they are narrating themselves unless it's done in a comical, offbeat fashion

 

[Kas]

when i said 'everything' i meant the whole story

 

[Wazzz]

but it is the whole story

 

[Kas]

im not re-writing the whole story. i need this main idea alive: Kas want to return to Azeroth
and *sigh* Kas is the 3rd greatest archmage in Azeroth

 

[Wazzz]

'kas is x greatest mage' = egotism

 

[-Peper-]

im not re-writing the whole story. i need this main idea alive: Kas want to return to Azeroth
and *sigh* Kas is the 3rd greatest archmage in Azeroth

I am the King of Azeroth and I never heard of this Kas guy, is he that mage-wannabe?

 

[Kas]

I am the King of Azeroth and I never heard of this Kas guy, is he that mage-wannabe?

ha ha very funny
there is no king, its divided by 3 powers, and Kas is NOT a mage wanna-be

 

[snowman990]

WTF hey! You shall not learn necromancy (and demonology)! That's my part!! Go learn anthropomancy !

 

[Ironside]

Come on Kas, why do you insist on stealing the genius story which was written by Wazzz?

 

[Wazzz]

i have decided that kas may continue his story, and i would like to do my own narration of it

 

[Crayons]

The adventures of Kas the pony is Kas' hallucinative recreation of the male filly he raped when he was 13.

The filly got stolen. After a week. The filly's head was found lying in Kas' front door. To deny the idea that this incident occured and to deny his own loneliness. Kas decided to create an imaginary version of his longtime sex partner.

He reimagined the filly to be a pony with amateurish parlour tricks claiming to be of the highest position of the magician/prostitute hierarchy.

Due to Kas' several bedtime accidents with the pony that resulted in near-dismembering of his sexual organs, Kas gave his new imaginary friend the psychologic trait of angst.

And so Kas creates heroic adventures that he imagines his dead pet did, and currently doing.


Welp. There's my psychoanalysis.

 

[takakenji]

Kas Why are u Bent on trolling us for no reason!

 

[Kas]

im sorry, I had the idea to do this fan-fic, i didnt think so many trolls would be involed to the point to make me an idiot. im gunna do my story, and ,if Egoism is Kas's life, so be it.
i shall not argue anymore. My point has been made: I made this story myself, and i sahll finish it as such. Good Day!

 

[takakenji]

Ok, I'm All for Expressing ur Creativiyty + FeeLings in Written Work, but Pls do it In ur own Thread

 

[Kas]

and, just what do you think this is?

 

[takakenji]

Our Story thread About two Heroes who get Trapped in a Mysterious World

 

[Wazzz]

Wazzz and Takakenji trapped in mysterious world (oh no!) - Chapter 1

"Egad!" said Takakenji

"Indeed" agreed Wazzz

so our heroes were trapped in a mysterious world and they had no way out

but they were finding a way out when suddenly, the evil wizard Kas appeared out of nowhere (gasp!)

"haha HA you will not leave because me am big jerk off!" said Kas, who was wearing a green pony outfit

"why are you so mean to us" said Wazzz "we just want to write a story we don't want to hurt you"

"yeah what gives you're not a bro man" said Takakenji

"ENOUGH! I AM GOING TO STEAL YOUR STORY AND SAY IT'S MY OWN!" bellowed Kas
"for who will believe you if i turn you in to... a frog!"

and so Kas tried to turn Wazzz and Takakenji into frogs but it didn't work

"darnit" said Kas

"now it is OUR turn evil wizard" said Wazzzakenji

and so they pushed him over and he fell and bumped his head

"owies" cried kas "you win this round, but i'll be back!"

but Wazzz said "no" and kicked his face off with his fist

"golly thank goodness that is now over" said Takakenji

"yes" agreed Wazzz

the end?

 

[Kas]

GTFO! this is my thread

 

[Crayons]

you can't claim a thread for your own.

it IS a thread after all you silly boy.

 

[Kas]

go away

 

[HFR]

Can I be a fat guy with a tiny purple dick who has sex with kas for a fee?

 

[Kas]

NO!
i thought we discussed this, im not gay, and im only half-evil

 

[takakenji]

If U asK Me, Fro mWhat I've Inferred From your Own Writing (Even though it Blatantly Copied us) You Seem to Give off the Readers Signs of Kas being Very Gay, So u Should Change that If its Not what u intended

 

[HFR]

i thought we discussed this, im not gay, and im only half-evil

Everybody is gay enough with me.

 

[Kas]

i dont care if your gay, just keep me out of it

 

[snowman990]

This thread is lulzy

 

[takakenji]

KAs why must U continue with HOmophoabia?

 

[Kas]

i am not a Homophobe, i just dont like people making me look like im gay, and i dont wanna get into gay people's buisness

 

[takakenji]

Did U Just say u Want to run All gays out of business?

 

[Kas]

ill reiturate, i mean i dont care if you gay, just keep me out of it

 

[Kas]

im close to finishing up, i just got Chapter 7 done

 

[-Peper-]

I finished it, by the way. The King Peper finally sends the bounty hunter Wazzzakenji to assassinate Kas.

 

[Kas]

i said im half-evil, and i dont even know them

 

[snowman990]

And I was trying to reanimate Kas body.

 

[Ironside]

We want Wazzz story over Kas story!
We want the real story, not the fake!
And finally we demand the copied material from Kas to be removed!

Who's with us?

 

[Wazzz]

i'm with us!

 

[Kas]

My story IS the real one, you moron
you statement is contradicting
btw, i will never let Wazzz portrait me the way he has now

 

[Wazzz]

yes you would

you don't really have a choice

 

[takakenji]

Kas Why do u Keep bump9ing the Thread with ur Lies!~

 

[Kas]

no i wouldnt.
i do have a choice, i will not stop until you relize WHO'S story this realy is.
i am no lier, but i see thoughs who are