Is Santa real?

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Santa is real! Or should I say was...

He was shutdown several decades ago by a joint legal action between ToysRUs and Walmart for uncompetitive business practices and monopolizing Christmas. With his factories closed, both he and his elves now enjoy a life on benefits drinking beer in front of the television every Christmas.
 
Wow, I'm so proud of you LordofChoas201 for making a survey about Santa Claus around the world.
 
Santa ain't real. Come on, do you really want to believe that he'll fly to you with his magical reindeer, slide down your chimney and drop you a present in your socks hung on the fireplace or below your Christmas tree?
This is just one of the stories recounted to kids to make it more interesting and "magical", to let them wait Christmas eagerly and receive presents in a more unique way. I'm sure around the world there are 1000 of people feigning to be Santa Claus to please children. It isn't something bad because it makes Christmas much more exciting and intriguing. However, the fact remains... Santa ain't real.
 
Santa ain't real. Come on, do you really want to believe that he'll fly to you with his magical reindeer, slide down your chimney and drop you a present in your socks hung on the fireplace or below your Christmas tree?
This is just one of the stories recounted to kids to make it more interesting and "magical", to let them wait Christmas eagerly and receive presents in a more unique way. I'm sure around the world there are 1000 of people feigning to be Santa Claus to please children. It isn't something bad because it makes Christmas much more exciting and intriguing. However, the fact remains... Santa ain't real.

Did you realise this after Santa didnt came to you tonight?
 
Santa ain't real. Come on, do you really want to believe that he'll fly to you with his magical reindeer, slide down your chimney and drop you a present in your socks hung on the fireplace or below your Christmas tree?
This is just one of the stories recounted to kids to make it more interesting and "magical", to let them wait Christmas eagerly and receive presents in a more unique way. I'm sure around the world there are 1000 of people feigning to be Santa Claus to please children. It isn't something bad because it makes Christmas much more exciting and intriguing. However, the fact remains... Santa ain't real.

wow shadow fury, did you wake up with coal in your pockets or just no presents. why are you in such a bad mood.
 
My proof? If you believe in Santa, then everything linked to him must be real (flying reindeer, give presents to all children in the world in one day, sliding down the chimney etc...), otherwise he'd just be a normal man cosplaying...
Naturally all of this is impossible so Santa cannot exist.
 
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