If WW 2 had been fought as a online game insted...

[Insane llama]

this was posted at the hubb and i thought you guys would enjoy it kudos -insane llama

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got not as good as expected to help, sry


Churchill: WTF the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: WTF! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

Hitler[AoE]: WTF
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!

T0J0: WTF u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny~tow: WTF that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there OMG this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: WTF am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Hitler[AoE]:WTF ?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: OMG dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: WTF is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

 

[Pins]

lol^^ very well done, you could name that 'History for computer geeks' :lol:

 

[N00byStance]

Heh gj Insane

 

[ragingspeedhorn]

haha funny! more more more!!!

 

[titan_06]

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11692
try that instead.

 

[Insane llama]

ah thanks guys took me a while to type up but it was worth it also]

kekeke *bumb* for my convienience

 

[N00byStance]

Ripping text? =D Bad... boy? [? =D] OK, Bad llama ^^.

 

[Insane llama]

really i fell so bad now :lol:

 

[Gilnit]

How I hate Stalin and his regime in our country...

 

[N00byStance]

Hmmm i guess you haven't lived in these times?

 

[Gilnit]

You are right, but Stalin has deported violently and terrorized many peoples......

 

[N00byStance]

I'm sorry =.+

 

[Gilnit]

Thats okay.

 

[Laosh'Ra]

Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!

hehe ^^ funny text! oh well... *dislikes being born in a country which started TWO FUCKING WWs >.<* i doubt we'll start the 3rd one though coz everbody here knows our past and is ashamed about it. and the rest of the world got an eye on us huh? ^^ well i just hope there wont be a 3rd one at all... coz there a many more nukes this time õÕ

 

[Mecheon]

Germany only started one World War

WW1 was due to Serbian rebels killing Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria/Hungary, who was allied to Germany. A/H was obviously pissed, and wanted a war anyway, so waged war on the small place, and of corse Russia came to its protection. Russia was allied with France and Britain, so after Germany, feeling threatened by Russia's full mobilisation and its huge ass army, waged war as well, Britain and France lept into the fray

To make a long story short, Britain and Germany were earlier each trying to outdo each other, and a war was gonna happan anyway. In the end, Russia left the war after the Bolsheviks took over Russia. After Lenin died, Stalin somehow managed to trick his way into leadership rather than allowing the more rightful Trotsky to have it, and thats basically were Russia was left off at the start of WW2. They had a nutcase leader who wtfpwned Germany after Hitler decided to be dumb and attack Russia

 

[Laosh'Ra]

germany issued a/h a blank check: they promised to help them under any circumstances in case of a war (even versus russia who announced protection for the serbians). a/h wouldn't have declared war against 2 powerful nations without germany as ally. besides that the whole population in germany was euphoric and quite happy to engage war.
fact is:
russia mobilizied its military after h/a declared war on serbia.
germany issued an ultimatum: revoking of the mobilization. russia didnt do that so germany declared war on russia causing the war to concern the rest of the world.
the 2-nations war before was no ww.

 

[N00byStance]

"What luck for rulers that men do not think." - Adolf Hitler

Poland was very damaged after war... and we refused recompense from Germany under pressure of USSR. [correct me if I'm wrong]

PS Have you seen a recently made movie about the Pope? {i don't know English name)

 

[Gilnit]

Have you seen a Victory Parade on 9 May?

 

[Frostbiter]

(So is this a story. Or are you guys just talking? )

EDIT: It's either you guys stop a day before I post or when I post you stop...