Elder Scrolls V : Skyrim ! {lulz?^^}

[Tleno]

Erm... a little help? How do you remoe hi-res texture pack from Skyrim on Steam?

 

[RED BARON]

What the hell man i'm 125+ hours ingame and it starts freezing up everytime all of a sudden =/

Ugh it just freezes and never comes back up again... i have to sign off to kill it (or task manager but signing off is easier =p)

I have no troubles with 140 hours - So maybe just reach that stage

 

[The_wand_mirror]

This game seriously doesn't make any sense sometimes lol i get a quest from the Jarl at Whiterun to clear out a cave of beasts that is east of winterhold... and he claims they're giving him trouble...

wtf...

 

[Luffy]

Lol. When you shoot somebody in sneak mode, they look around for a few seconds and say "I must be seeing things" while the arrow is still stuck to their head. These kind of things happen in bethesda's games

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Yeah, i guess.

I just encountered a misc task where you have to kill a giant but the marker points to a goat XD

 

[Luffy]

Wtf?
Which version are you playing on?

 

[Tleno]

Epic. So then kill a goat. Should work too.

Oh and I foiled that texture pack, so I can play Skyrim again! Woohooo! I'm back in action baby!

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Wtf?
Which version are you playing on?

I believe it's 1.4 something and i got it from the bar/innkeeper at falkreath.

 

[RED BARON]

Luffy yes, thats the best part with those games sometimes.. Hearing them say: I know I can trust you archmage (or something along those lines), moments after blasting a huge ass ice spike trough there body - I would also trust myself if I was that guy

I just encountered a misc task where you have to kill a giant but the marker points to a goat XD

Are you sure its not just because the giant wandered of and left his goat to tend his cheese?

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Are you sure its not just because the giant wandered of and left his goat to tend his cheese?

Maybe, but i have a theory where the goat migth've eaten the giant. But it involves einsteins relativity theory and all that...

 

[Bernkastel]

You're most likely on the quest A Night to Remember, yes? The giant should be lurking somewhere near. Oh, what unfortunate events will come.

 

[RED BARON]

Maybe, but i have a theory where the goat migth've eaten the giant. But it involves einsteins relativity theory and all that...

I would consider it more likely that the goat made cheese of the giant then

 

[Luffy]

I would consider it more likely that the goat made cheese of the giant then

I think all of that should be Sheogorath's work, no other possibilities

 

[RED BARON]

I think all of that should be Sheogorath's work, no other possibilities

Spoiler

Well considering that one meets him and kinda of becomes his agent it would make perfect sense or not Would love if I had the random effect of turning people to giant cheese with the wabbajack

 

[Luffy]

Would love if I had the random effect of turning people to giant cheese with the wabbajack

Fortunately, that's totally moddable! (y)

 

[clockwork2]

Not that it wouldn't be fun, but that would eventually get old. And if you eat the cheese then your a cannibal. Cause your eating HUMAN CHEESE.

 

[Deolrin]

You can already become an actual cannibal anyway.

 

[clockwork2]

Errr, do you mean vampirism?

 

[Deolrin]

No. Check Markarth.

 

[Luffy]

Errr, do you mean vampirism?

when will you start playing already dude?

 

[RED BARON]

You can already become an actual cannibal anyway.

Hmm well in reality your more of a ancient dead dude eater, which I wonder if it can be considered a true cannibal. Though yea, one gets to eat a little fresh in the start.

Actually the werewolf also kinda eats people eh

 

[Deolrin]

Hmm well in reality your more of a ancient dead dude eater, which I wonder if it can be considered a true cannibal. Though yea, one gets to eat a little fresh in the start.

Wrong.
You have the option to Feast whenever you loot. You will sometimes meet some of your 'friends' on the road, and they will offer you to 'take the first bite' from their 'food', because they are just about to eat. And aren't you supposed to sacrifice the Priest of Arkay? Don't you eat some human flesh then?

 

[RED BARON]

Wrong.
You have the option to Feast whenever you loot. You will sometimes meet some of your 'friends' on the road, and they will offer you to 'take the first bite' from their 'food', because they are just about to eat. And aren't you supposed to sacrifice the Priest of Arkay? Don't you eat some human flesh then?

I was trying to say much without spoiling Seems like I managed to make myself completely unclear instead. The intention was that whenever you loot only covers those dead guys (humans and undead) (The rings description, unless they changed it since last I played), but the fresh part I mentioned was in regards of exactly those you mention But one gets to eat mostly undead, at least I did. I know.. An odd way of saying it.

However upon reading further I notice that its bugged so one can also eat from ghosts and ice wraiths for instance...

 

[Luffy]

However upon reading further I notice that its bugged so one can also eat from ghosts and ice wraiths for instance...

Actually it might be good dessert out of them.

 

[RED BARON]

Actually it might be good dessert out of them.

Ice and cream eh?

 

[gorillabull]

its nice map man

 

[Deolrin]

This is a map. This is Skyrim.
This is a map of Skyrim.

Please do not confuse these two.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

this is also a map and this is a sky rim.
So please don't confuse this with everything everywhere.

 

[RED BARON]

This is a map. This is Skyrim.
This is a map of Skyrim.

Please do not confuse these two.

Damn you made me laugh

 

[Geazergimli2]

Man i sure hope they put ALL of this in an upcoming DLC, i still dislike xbox getting the first DLC 30 days before the ps3 and pc (http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/26/skyrim-dlc-packs-heading-to-xbox-360-first/) but i guess if you have a 360 then lucky you

 

[RED BARON]

Yea, saw that quite some time ago - Its awesome. When I am done with mass effect it will be Skyrim once again

 

[Luffy]

I know that one, some of the ideas are really good, but the other ones are bad, I hope that they choose well.

 

[The_wand_mirror]

Man i sure hope they put ALL of this in an upcoming DLC, i still dislike xbox getting the first DLC 30 days before the ps3 and pc (http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/26/skyrim-dlc-packs-heading-to-xbox-360-first/) but i guess if you have a 360 then lucky you

Oh goooood, so after they finished it and after i played it for 150 hours they actually decided to make the game a lot more fun and came up with things that should've been in the actual end product. Great.

 

[HFR]

Horse armor DLC, anyone?

 

[RED BARON]

Horse armor DLC, anyone?

As in that you know its part of the mod talked about in that clip, or as in you want it? Because then its there

Guess the first option And agree. Though Giant mud-crab is also win.

 

[HFR]

As in that you know its part of the mod talked about in that clip, or as in you want it? Because then its there

Guess the first option And agree. Though Giant mud-crab is also win.

More likely an example of fail DLC. I'm not a fan of DLCs at all, but I never bought one (hehe) so I always stood kinda neutral about them. But that horse armor, damn that thing was hideous.

 

[Deolrin]

Horse armor was the first DLC Bethesda ever made, for Oblivion, and it was absolutely shitty. They were just experimenting with DLC, according to them. Basically, it only let you have like... Steel, Elven and one other type of armor on your horse, and it was pretty much useless, and they still charged like $10 for it, so it's infamous for being shitty.

 

[Luffy]

Still, some players are crazy about that DLC for some reason. And that thing didn't even gave armor rating or anything to horses, it just gave some weird hp bonus. Really, one useless DLC that is. Oh, and that "Fall of The Space Core" and "Real Carriages" too.

 

[Deolrin]

*sigh*

Fall of the Space Core is not a DLC, it's a mod made by Valve.
No idea what "Real Carriages" is.
Horse armor is a shitty DLC because it's the first they've ever made, cut them some slack.
They promised that Skyrim DLC will be full of content, much like Shivering Isles for Oblivion.

Does that solve everything?

 

[RED BARON]

More likely an example of fail DLC. I'm not a fan of DLCs at all, but I never bought one (hehe) so I always stood kinda neutral about them. But that horse armor, damn that thing was hideous.

I was talking the mods that doesn't cost anything.. but oh well..

Looking forward to that as well Deolrin, though I dunno how much they can add of new stuff with all the mods already being made and since there last expansion/dlc stuff for oblivion was also just mods being sold I loved shivering isles more than the original game itself.

 

[Luffy]

*sigh*

Fall of the Space Core is not a DLC, it's a mod made by Valve.
No idea what "Real Carriages" is.
Horse armor is a shitty DLC because it's the first they've ever made, cut them some slack.
They promised that Skyrim DLC will be full of content, much like Shivering Isles for Oblivion.

Does that solve everything?

Look at UESPwiki for the official plug-ins so far, confirmed by Bethesda. Horse armor is still a useless idea.
And I just hope that they make something lore-friendly as a DLC.

 

[clockwork2]

A butler, why get a living one? when you can get a undead one which will live forever! and not need pay!

 

[Luffy]

I might post a screenshot of my super-uber enchanted top-quality stuff soon, which I crafted every bits of them myself, with huge efforts (except the circlets which are not craftable)

 

[RED BARON]

Missing my skyboost - seems like my computer has issues with the game without it for some reason..

I might post a screenshot of my super-uber enchanted top-quality stuff soon, which I crafted every bits of them myself, with huge efforts (except the circlets which are not craftable)

Unless you get the mod

 

[Geazergimli2]

For the next Elder Scroll's game, I'm really hoping it will be about the Red Guard, it would be amazing fighting off desert nomads, and the alikir (donno if i spelled that right), maybe fight some sand worms, and all sorts of crazy beasts, while surviving through a sandstorm!

 

[Luffy]

I would actually love that as a Skyrim expansion, but not as the next game.

 

[RED BARON]

maybe fight some sand worms!

Now that would be awesome indeed!

 

[Luffy]

The upcoming DLC has been announced; Dawnguard. There's not much information about it right now, but it will be released this summer.
There is a rumor that Dawnguard might feature something about vampires, and also something about the legendary Snow Prince. And crossbows.. My estimation is that it might also feature Solstheim as well.

 

[RED BARON]

I hope the skyboost for this version will be out before that.

And I am going to have a slight fear of the crossbows... sounds like it could be potentially very overpowered.

Give me another insane island

 

[Luffy]

C'mon, who cares about skyboost, important thing is, there's the whole damn official DLC upcoming! There should be tons of similar fan-made mods like skyboost already, so even if it doesn't get fixed, some other stuff comes out, so don't worry.
I think crossbows are really unnecessary too. Like, who would need them anyway, while there are good old bow and arrow already? I wouldn't care using crossbow even if it gets released. And I would be really pissed off if it happens to be way stronger than casual bows in any way. I would be so angry that I would look for a mod that deletes crossbows from the entire game, that's how unnecessary crossbows are, I think
I wonder if all those rumors about DLC would become true though.