Coolest dream ever!

[Textor]

Like totally

No , it really appeared to being real and after the dream i felt all they day sad in a bad mood and some strange feelings about my room...

well i remember one time i had nightmares (i dont want tell any of them , they arent bloody , scary but just for me scary) well and they just came again and again and i was over a month depressed about them and i couldnt sleep because everytime the silence in my room maked me think about the nightmares and i had them again... so i just let the TV on and it would automaticly turn off after 30minutes then i was already sleeping... because listening to the cartoon voices on the old Nick at Nite and etc. i didnt think on any nightmares...

 

[Mulgrim]

anyone else get those 20 second dreams where you're about to fall, and you wake up instantly trying to hold on to something?

 

[MortAr]

I haven't had a "awesome" dream in a while >.>
Had a fucking weird a few days ago tho,
I saw all my friends die and I died shortly after that.
When I woke up I asked myself:
WTF have you been drinking..?

You can't die in a dream, meh.

 

[Destroyer25]

Ok, was my dream not wicked?

 

[Jargalhurts]

Today, I had a dream of my house became haunted:
It was 11:00 p.m and i was going to the fridge for a milk and while i was drinking i saw a black thing outside my house's balcony. Then i had a close look and OMG it was a bloody ghost with a chainsaw and Jigsaw's mask.(eek) I was so scared i went to the living room and he was staring at me behind the window...floating. And i went to hide in my bed and he was in my room. He took his mask off and... OMFG! Justin Timberlake! lol But he sliced me with the saw and i woke up...

 

[Textor]

anyone else get those 20 second dreams where you're about to fall, and you wake up instantly trying to hold on to something?

yes , do somebody know why this happen ?
I think it is that you are dreaming but you are still awake , and if you find out that you dont sleep you return instantly back...

 

[Dr. House]

i just read "i had a cool dream about frostmourne" and wondered how many hours a day you play WoW

XD this made me laugh + siriously this is fake cause no one can remember a conversation like that...

 

[wereguy2]

What?
So you are saying that you have heard/read every single conversation since Warcraft 3/whatever game frostmourne first featured in?

 

[Saken]

He took his mask off and... OMFG! Justin Timberlake! ...

He came to my work the other day and bought a baseball glove.

What?
So you are saying that you have heard/read every single conversation since Warcraft 3/whatever game frostmourne first featured in?

He means from dreaming.

 

[trolman]

k so i had a REALLY wird one.In my dream i was me and i was beeing chased by Fredy Cruger or Kruger i dont know i never watched any of his movies.So anyways i went to hide in some school and when i entered i saw that the teacher was giving algebra questions to the kids, so i was like ok dont mind me and i went to hide in the closet but when i opened the door i saw that all the kinds were actually zombies and they started walking towards me,so i started to run again and this time i went t othe harbor to hire some pirates for protection (yeah 1800s pirates and i dont live near the sea) but when i got there - zombies so i woke up (but not really) and i went to school i had maths the first hour so the teacher came and gave us some algebra questions and when i saw them i was like WTF THEY ARE THE SAME! (the same with the ones from my 'dream' so i said:no way its a f-king trap youre Fredy Cruger and you'll try to kill me and she was like wtf you get an F get the f-k outa my class.So after school, when i went home i saw fready walking down the streat right besides me and for some reason i said:Fredy can we be friends?And he said:Well if you stop geting scared all the time.And i said :OK. And we became best friends and i woke up.

TEH ENDZ

 

[wereguy2]

Was the second part of that not actually a dream?

 

[trolman]

The first part was a dream in a dream,get it?

 

[Ironside]

Well I had a kind of fun "nightmare" once, when I was around 6 years old... although now I think of it like a fun dream, and I'd love to have it again ^^



One day (this isn't the dream yet, just what happened that day...)

Well on a day when I was 6 years old, we went somewhere in Slovenia called "Blegoš" (that's a hill) We went by car, and before we actually went into the hill, we let our car someplace near the hill. Well after we came back, we drove back home. It was already dark so we drove faster, so we got away from there... On this road we accidenetly drove over a cat. And in truth my favorite animal was and still are cats. So I was very sad on that day. Well after my father put the cat from the road we went home. When we got there. Somehow another cat of ours died. We found out it was a cat duel between two of our cats. I must say after 2 cats died the same day, I was so sad, If i remember correctly i cried because of it... After the night came up, the dream began once i feel asleep...

The Dream:

I was in the house with everyone. Then I could see the cat rising on the hill out of the ground where we set up the "grave" of it. I could see it, but somehow me in the dream... I coulden't see it, I know sounds weird but simply somehow like that...
So then the cat attacked us, it actually felt so real... , I was really moving this night the way i dodged the cats attacks.

But the sad thing is I forgot what all happened in this horrible dream. If i remember correctly some of the family died. Only i survived... I don't remember anymore what happened to the cat, and how many survived.
But the rest I remembered for 9 years, and I guess I'll never forget it...

 

[Tyranid]

My best dream ever must be this:

Basically the dream started like any ordinary day. I was sitting on my comp, browsing the internet. Suddenly I began craving for candy, so I ran upstairs and asked my mom if we could go buy some candy? She answered that we could if my big brother agreed to it. So I asked him too and he agreed. Then we got ready to leave, first my mother and big brother left the house.

As I was about to leave the house, I remembered that I had forgotten to check the house in case of zombies! I ran downstairs, checked every dark corner with a flashlight (I wonder why I didn't turn the lights on), nothing. Then I decided that ok, everything's good. I ran upstairs and there they were! 2 bloody, gory, mutilated zombies standing RIGHT in front of our door! So they start walking towards me (slowly), and I sort of freeze and think what should I do. Then suddenly completely on instinct I push the other zombie down and it falls on the other, while they're down I run outside, lock the door and think of what I should do next.

Not even a second later I realized what I must do: kill the zombies! But I didn't have anything to kill them with. Suddenly it hit me: I should check the nearby forest for weapons! So I run there and look for something to kill the zombies with, but find nothing. Suddenly I come upon a 100 armed lady, just lying on the grass. As I approach her, her body suddenly catches on fire and burns instantly. She then says that I can use her arms to kill the zombies. So as I am about to tear off an arm she starts screaming:"No don't take her arm, take mine!" So I tear off another arm.

After tearing off a few arms I start running towards my home. As I approach the door I noticed that someone has opened it! I drop the arms and start cursing loudly. Then suddenly comes this wierd time warp thing and I'm suddenly standing inside my home. My mom and brother have returned, but there are also tons of soldiers in our neighbourhood. So I'm talking with this Sergeant and a General about the possible source of these zombies. We go throught all the voodoo, virus and other theories. Suddenly the Sergeant says that:"What if they have escaped from our imagination?" Right after saying that the General dissapears and a wierd portal opens behind the Sergeant. A gory, bloody zombie walks out, however rather than attacking the sergeant it attacks me! It starts biting my hand but for some odd reason it can't bite throught it. Me and the Sergeant laugh about this and the Sergeant suddenly says "let me try!" The Sergeant raises his arm towards the zombie and instantly the zombie bites right throught it! Then the zombie suddenly dissapears.

Me and the Sergeant are then left wondering will the Sergeant turn into a zombie or not? To find out the answer, we decide to watch an episode of Metalocalypse. However to our dismay, the episode is about a transvestite opera singer and not about zombies.

So then comes another time warp! Suddenly it's night and there are loads of zombies attacking our neighbourhood, however these zombies are cleaner, gray skinned and faster than the ones before. The soldiers are shooting with everything they've got. I decide to help them and I sneak throught the nearby forest to the Zombies' flank, where there is a squad of soldiers. As I approach the squad their weapons suddenly malfunction and the weapons shoot the soldiers. I decide to take one of the weapons, and out of ALL the SMGs, Assault Rifles and Machines Guns I pick... a Harpoon gun. One where you must shoot then harpoon and then pull it back (the harpoon was attached with a rope). So I managed to headshot a few zombies, before one of them (a cute redheaded girl) turns around, looks at me and whispers to the other zombies:"I'll take care of him". So she starts charging at me and I suddenly drop my gun and prepare for battle. She runs right at me but I manage to stop her charge. So there we are in a handlock (or whatever you call it), staring each other eye to eye. I remember her whispering something at me, but not what she whispered. After that I woke up.

Oh and the girl wasn't all dead looking, bloody zombie like girl. She was living looking... except for the grayish skin.

 

[Saken]

Had one where I was in an office building going around with the Perfect Dark tranquilizer gun giving out lethal injections while I was running around naked. Pretty awesome, until I ran out of ammo and an obese black chick tried raping me. I somehow escaped by crawling into a mouse hole and then came out on the otherside in a buisness suit as it rained fire.

 

[legospencer]

One of my most vivid dreams:

Fade-in, slow rightward pan across a vast yellow desert against a bright afternoon sky; bright blue. Occasional cacti accompany the practically barren dessert. Continue pan rightward and center-on a large stainless-steel Colosseum, one that resembles those of a Roman era, glinting sharply from the burning sun, high in the sky.

SCENE CHANGE-

Inside the Colosseum; some hallway. Two pairs of figures stand a distance away from each other, each leaning-in towards the opposite pair in a challenging, perhaps hostile manner.

HULK HOGAN: (Pointing an accusing finger at MY FRIEND) Lemme me tell ya bruthur! Your car ain't worth shit against the Bone-crusher! You're just a pair of washed-up punks!

MY FRIEND: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go Hulk? You wanna take it to the next level Hulk? Huh? Yeah Hulk?

(Both MY FRIEND and HULK HOGAN lunge at each-other with the shared intention of starting a pro-wrestling match immediately, only for their intentions to be foiled by MYSELF and HULK'S BEEFY COHORT, both seizing their respective partners, disallowing anything but futile struggle)

MYSELF: (Spoken under strain of MY FRIEND'S resistance) Hey man! It just isn't worth it! Save it for the ring, man! Save it for the ring!

SCENE CHANGE-

Inside the Colosseum. Hundreds-of-thousands of people are seated all around the Colosseum, leaving no vacancies. Shirtless men with sweaty body-paint holler and chant amongst clothed and equally exuberant crowd members; some don cheesy #1 hands.

INTERCOM: (A deep baritone that commands attention) Laaaaaadies and gentlemen...

(The crowd goes further into frenzy)

INTERCOM: May I present to you... the brave warriors who will be manning the infamous, and nefarious, FRESH-MAKER!!

(MY FRIEND and MYSELF enter onto a platform above the crazed crowd, which is projected upon a huge television monitor on the far end of the Colosseum. MYSELF begins to wave sheepishly, but within a few seconds MY FRIEND pushes MYSELF to the ground and initiates "the wave" with the all-too-willing crowd, who then perform a flawless "wave" maneuver)

SCENE CHANGE-

In the ring: a circle of flattened dirt, baked dry and tan with ornate ramps and hoops of fire assembled around the the ring. Old cars are also littered about. MYSELF and MY FRIEND are in the Fresh Maker, a baby-blue monster truck sponsored by Mentos. They are prepping mentally, attempting to fathom the magnitude of this monumental event: "How did I end up here?" Both are dressed in 1920's driving outfits, goggles loose on their foreheads. MY FRIEND sits in the driver seat.

MY FRIEND: (Finally breaking the silence between the two) Well... this is it old friend.

MYSELF: (Nodding, with a sad smile) Yes.

(Small pause)

MYSELF: Good luck driving.

(MY FRIEND nods shortly and returns the smile, and then slowly MYSELF and MY FRIEND put-on their goggles. MY FRIEND turns the key in the ignition, and the crowd roars)

That's all I remember, but very vividly.

 

[Mulgrim]

i dreamed i could turn into a dog, it was badass.

Fin.

 

[TwistedImage]

Question: Am I the only one who dreams in third person? o_o

That is, when dreaming of oneself.

 

[legospencer]

Nah, that happens to me too occasionally. I suppose it happens to everyone.

 

[Mulgrim]

doesn't that give it away that it's a dream? i very rarely have dreams like that.

 

[legospencer]

Not necessarily. Many people claim to be able to control their dreams. I am not one of those people. When I'm dreaming I'm never aware that I'm in a dream. Frequently I recall a dream 5-15 minutes after waking up and consider if that actually happened in reality or not. Now, it's not like I have to seriously scrutinize a dream to figure if it was in reality or not, but you get the picture.

 

[TwistedImage]

I only dream in third person. I often write stories like the dreams afterwards.

I'm not aware that I'm dreaming though. Emotions and such seem more real than real ones.

 

[Vosty]

I had a dream where my friend was mad at me for "c*ck-blocking" him.
Waht a bad dream that was.

The best dream == spiderman. He really picks up chicks.

 

[Tyranid]

One of my most vivid dreams:

Fade-in, slow rightward pan across a vast yellow desert against a bright afternoon sky; bright blue. Occasional cacti accompany the practically barren dessert. Continue pan rightward and center-on a large stainless-steel Colosseum, one that resembles those of a Roman era, glinting sharply from the burning sun, high in the sky.

SCENE CHANGE-

Inside the Colosseum; some hallway. Two pairs of figures stand a distance away from each other, each leaning-in towards the opposite pair in a challenging, perhaps hostile manner.

HULK HOGAN: (Pointing an accusing finger at MY FRIEND) Lemme me tell ya bruthur! Your car ain't worth shit against the Bone-crusher! You're just a pair of washed-up punks!

MY FRIEND: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go Hulk? You wanna take it to the next level Hulk? Huh? Yeah Hulk?

(Both MY FRIEND and HULK HOGAN lunge at each-other with the shared intention of starting a pro-wrestling match immediately, only for their intentions to be foiled by MYSELF and HULK'S BEEFY COHORT, both seizing their respective partners, disallowing anything but futile struggle)

MYSELF: (Spoken under strain of MY FRIEND'S resistance) Hey man! It just isn't worth it! Save it for the ring, man! Save it for the ring!

SCENE CHANGE-

Inside the Colosseum. Hundreds-of-thousands of people are seated all around the Colosseum, leaving no vacancies. Shirtless men with sweaty body-paint holler and chant amongst clothed and equally exuberant crowd members; some don cheesy #1 hands.

INTERCOM: (A deep baritone that commands attention) Laaaaaadies and gentlemen...

(The crowd goes further into frenzy)

INTERCOM: May I present to you... the brave warriors who will be manning the infamous, and nefarious, FRESH-MAKER!!

(MY FRIEND and MYSELF enter onto a platform above the crazed crowd, which is projected upon a huge television monitor on the far end of the Colosseum. MYSELF begins to wave sheepishly, but within a few seconds MY FRIEND pushes MYSELF to the ground and initiates "the wave" with the all-too-willing crowd, who then perform a flawless "wave" maneuver)

SCENE CHANGE-

In the ring: a circle of flattened dirt, baked dry and tan with ornate ramps and hoops of fire assembled around the the ring. Old cars are also littered about. MYSELF and MY FRIEND are in the Fresh Maker, a baby-blue monster truck sponsored by Mentos. They are prepping mentally, attempting to fathom the magnitude of this monumental event: "How did I end up here?" Both are dressed in 1920's driving outfits, goggles loose on their foreheads. MY FRIEND sits in the driver seat.

MY FRIEND: (Finally breaking the silence between the two) Well... this is it old friend.

MYSELF: (Nodding, with a sad smile) Yes.

(Small pause)

MYSELF: Good luck driving.

(MY FRIEND nods shortly and returns the smile, and then slowly MYSELF and MY FRIEND put-on their goggles. MY FRIEND turns the key in the ignition, and the crowd roars)

That's all I remember, but very vividly.

Ok what the hell just happened!?

 

[legospencer]

Ok what the hell just happened!?

Right? That's what I said.

 

[Pyritie]

Question: Am I the only one who dreams in third person? o_o

That is, when dreaming of oneself.

I sorta switch between third and first a lot.


Once or twice I've realised I was dreaming. Like when I looked at my socks and then looked at them shortly after, they were a different color. I think I grinned in my dream but I never did anything with it o__O

 

[Mulgrim]

I only dream in third person. I often write stories like the dreams afterwards.

I'm not aware that I'm dreaming though. Emotions and such seem more real than real ones.

holy crap

i never thought of getting inspiration to model something from a dream.

 

[Dark Soul]

I had a dream of me falling from the sky.. God it was so high. Must have fell off the bed too.

 

[Squiggy]

So there are situations where you are still asleep but you know you can wake up right now if you want.
Some time ago, I expierienced that feeling again, decided to 'sleep' on and I think I Was able to control my dream.

Inside that dream I was sitting on a hill in front of a house barbequeing with some friends.
The house was designed quite modern, made of shining steel and woodplates.
Scene changed, I was on my way back home noticing a hole in the ground (around 10 meters big).
Although I knew that it'd be dangerous to jump in I still knew that I was dreaming and therefore nothing would happen to me.
So I jumped.
I landed in some catacombs filled with water; next to me was a jetski on which I got and moved onwards.
Suddenly I noticed some guys behind me shooting with flamethrowers
I accelerated to full speed, grabbed some HUGE gun from a wall right to me and blindly shot backwards.
The next thing I can remember was that I still was on the jetski in front of a door.
Opening it brought me to the front door of the house next to which I had a barbeque.

It was like wtf...

 

[En_Fuego]

Your dreams fail.

Until you have sex with Cindy Crawford in Cancun then you're not worth my time.

 

[TwistedImage]

Inside that dream I was sitting on a hill in front of a house barbequeing with some friends.
The house was designed quite modern, made of shining steel and woodplates.
Scene changed, I was on my way back home noticing a hole in the ground (around 10 meters big).
Although I knew that it'd be dangerous to jump in I still knew that I was dreaming and therefore nothing would happen to me.
So I jumped.
I landed in some catacombs filled with water; next to me was a jetski on which I got and moved onwards.
Suddenly I noticed some guys behind me shooting with flamethrowers
I accelerated to full speed, grabbed some HUGE gun from a wall right to me and blindly shot backwards.
The next thing I can remember was that I still was on the jetski in front of a door.
Opening it brought me to the front door of the house next to which I had a barbeque.

I daresay that was a hilarious dream!

The weirdest thing just happened to me. After a string of random useless dreams, I dreamt that I looked at the clock, and saw that it was 11:45. I thought, "Oh, right, mum's gonna call me soon, better go fetch the phone," at which point I noticed I wasn't really anywhere at all. Then I woke up, looked at the clock, and saw that it was 11:46. D:

 

[Mulgrim]

Your dreams fail.

Until you have sex with Cindy Crawford in Cancun then you're not worth my time.

i've had sex in cancun in a dream actually, no joke

 

[KelThuzad]

I had a dream that I had a dream, no joke.

 

[Pyritie]

I had a dream that I had a dream, no joke.

Been there, done that

 

[legospencer]

Your dreams fail.

Until you have sex with Cindy Crawford in Cancun then you're not worth my time.

I'm not sure about you guys, but I prefer dreams that are majorly epic over dreams that are purely carnal.

 

[Mulgrim]

me too, free falling without fear is badass

 

[TwistedImage]

I had a dream that I had a dream, no joke.

Same here. That's confusing. >_>

 

[KelThuzad]

Aw come on you guys, I totally agree with En_Fuego, I mean, after 14 or 28 or whatever years of your life (That's like over 4000 days) you must have at least 1 coold dream not involving Warcraft Wanking.

I had buttsex with my chair. In my dream. Your turn.

 

[TwistedImage]

I'm asexual.

>_>

 

[Vosty]

Did you ever have a dream where you are falling and you wake up going:
"HOLY SHI-"

i've had sex in cancun in a dream actually, no joke

Who hasn't?

 

[legospencer]

Who hasn't?

I'm asexual.

Hmmm... the pieces are starting to come together.

 

[Pyritie]

Who hasn't?

I haven't

 

[KelThuzad]

I had a dream about peanut today.

 

[Tyranid]

I had a dream where I was part of a family of psychotic killers, except I was the stereotypical "good kid" of them, who never did anything bad and was disgusted about them. At one point I planned to kill them all with a crossbow, but for some odd reason my "father" knew what I was up to and kept the crossbow to himself.

I never got to kill them, we just hanged around in a store, which had just fallen victim to the family.

Anyways in other stuff, sex dreams are always fun but they ain't exactly something you should brag about.

 

[Vosty]

I had a dream where I was a piece of food for some main course. People were trying to eat me!
Anyway, I still fell no guilt when eating animals.

I haven't

Have you ever even been in cancun? The place is gorgeous!

 

[Devine]

I killed midnighters and I framed masterhaosis.
Then I made love to various women.

 

[Luffy]

an awesome dream: I was with a brazilian girl at bed

a nightmare: Typical godzilla dream. 2 giant guys, one man and one woman were roaming in the most crowded main streets of the city and eating people here or there. I was going to hide my parents to a safer place but then he drew close, and just directly took one of my parents. Last thing I remember, I was swearing like hell unable to do anything; and a guy who has a nuclear grenade was about to do something. But then I just wanted to get the hell out of dream, and I got out.

last two dreams I had

 

[Tleno]

i had a dream about beholders BUT THAT IS ALL BEHIND ME, OKAY?

And I had lots of computerish dreams too... Once I had a dream in Fallout 3 with werewolves (What a?), then I had a dream that everyone -reped me in THW (What a?..)... I had few more computerish dreams, I just forgot them... wait, I also remember that once in a place that looks like forest from Stalker, there was a old railroad with an old train. I and my best friend entered there, we found it beeing some kinda like WW1 hospital train with all people dead, then all those german soldiers came to life and we with friend had to flee from them into the forest... when I ran into forest, all place changed into some kinda like middle-east town with soldiers that attacked me and I continued to run... then places were changing all the time and I ran like whole night...

 

[X-OMG-X]

When i was younger i had the 2 same dreams over and over.

The first one was starting with a normal day in school (damn boring), and then when school was over, all doors was locked and the windows couldnt open. We couldnt get out. We ran throught alot of rooms, trying to get out and random things was trying to kill my classmates and i. Flying frying pans was hitting us in the kitchen, elephants was trying to make us flat in random rooms, there was huge spiders in other rooms and our school janitor was the evil "king" (a part from the real life, as the school janitor always is angry), that was trying to kill us by commanding all those crazy things and animals. Then i always wake up in the morning and i never get the end of this insane story.

 

[Luffy]

once I had sex with tanya from mortal kombat 4 too. but that's only one.