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Okay, I've figured out the units for the race. Changes may be made to the caster unit:
Spartan: Basic melee unit, does... awesome stuff? Reference to '300'.
Ninja: Basic ranged unit, also stealthy, does some otha stuff, too. Reference to 'Real Ultimate Power'. Will have the class of 'mammal'.
Flying Spaghetti Monster: Flying assault unit, has disabling abilities and candid internet references. Reference to 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' of the 'Pastafarianism' religion.
Charlie The Unicorn: Fast moving caster unit, has abilities of grouchiness and kidney transplants. Reference to 'Charlie the Unicorn'.