Zombie Plan?

[Adiktuz]

get some weapons... it would be nice to try and bash them out... and if they're too strong? well I guess thats the end...

 

[Boris_Spider]

If they're 'intelligent' zombies, get on their side and ascend their ranks.

If they're not and the world has been overrun, then I'll go bridge diver someplace water isn't and hope I die and stay dead.

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[Zombie]

Zombie zombies.

Oh man...

 

[TwistedImage]

Why do zombies always have to be bloodthirsty, violent undead monstrosities?
Shouldn't there be at least some kind of zombie that is a completely normal person, who only craves to eat what normal people crave to eat? The idea that every possible zombie is an insane and violent one doesn't sit right with me, should be at least one that is exactly what the person was like before zombifying.

You forget this flash game.

 

[Icedrake]

To hell with zombies. ^^

 

[Tyranid]

Oh man...

That's right, just when you think you're lucky after blowing that Zombie's head off, it rises back up for it was infected with the T-T-virus!

 

[Dromlexer]

Go to the space and get a "planet buster" and blow the zombifed Earth up.

or just go out and kick zombies heads off:

 

[The Quacker]

Go to the space and get a "planet buster" and blow the zombifed Earth up.

Space Zombies.

 

[Don-Para-]

Wait a minute, isn't there a user called Zombie?

 

[Dromlexer]

Wait a minute, isn't there a user called Zombie?

Yes, it does! Zombie got a horde of zombies!

 

[OrangeAngel]

Guys theres no hiding from zombies! THERE IN WC3 TOO! AHHH.

But i'd probally get a bag of fritos and enjoy the show with the sniper rifle i found on a dead corpse. AND SHOOT THEM. I'm a survivor!!!

 

[Don-Para-]

Even in your bed.

Well, mine at least.

 

[Deolrin]

Except you'll eventually run out of ammo and be overwhelmed by hundreds of bloodthirsty zombies and eventually join their rank.

 

[Boris_Spider]

Guys theres no hiding from zombies! THERE IN WC3 TOO! AHHH.

But i'd probally get a bag of fritos and enjoy the show with the sniper rifle i found on a dead corpse. AND SHOOT THEM. I'm a survivor!!!

Sounds good, but what about the ant zombies?

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[OrangeAngel]

Hmmm, Ant zombies. I GOT RAID BUG KILLER! I win! And im in a tower btw XD.,

 

[Lich Prince]

What about the tower zombies fool?

 

[Just_Spectating]

i'd have fun killing some zombies

 

[Dromlexer]

I just maybe play Halo: Reach and make it to real and join in a group. getting to clash the zombies or die and join to their ranks.
(Halo: Reach have Zombie vs Living game mods)

 

[Don-Para-]

Electricity wouldn't work, no one would manage it.

You can't trust anyone out there.

Have fun finding a group that doesn't try to kill you and take your stuff.

 

[Dromlexer]

Are you talking me?

 

[Don-Para-]

Who else?

 

[Boris_Spider]

Hmmm, Ant zombies. I GOT RAID BUG KILLER! I win! And im in a tower btw XD.,

OK, so you got a can of RAID and you're in a tower with zombie ants coming after you. What exactly do you plan to do with the RAID? Smash the ants with it? The problem with zombies is that they're dead, or immune to what should kill them.

I suppose the tower could prove handy though. If you've any manner of luck you'd jump to your death. It's more likely you'd survive the fall as an immobilized meal and get eaten alive by your little friends, be they small and scuttling or winged and flying.

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[Numerion]

My zombie plan? RUN TO THE HILLS! and as far as possible from all civilization...*thinks about going to russia*

 

[Coolty44]

I would break into that 2.3M house in the US that features a cleaned-up missile silo capable of withstanding a direct impact from a nuclear warhead with everything-resistance doors capable of 2000LB of explosives. Basically take what I can get and slowly build up whatever I need on the 9 available floors. Eventually I'd grab a small aircraft and use the 2 runways to travel to places were I can collect supplies.

I also believe it has a build in generator, so I can play gamez until my eyes blead.

 

[Boris_Spider]

I would break into that 2.3M house in the US that features a cleaned-up missile silo capable of withstanding a direct impact from a nuclear warhead with everything-resistance doors capable of 2000LB of explosives. Basically take what I can get and slowly build up whatever I need on the 9 available floors. Eventually I'd grab a small aircraft and use the 2 runways to travel to places were I can collect supplies.

I also believe it has a build in generator, so I can play gamez until my eyes blead.

Okay, but again, what about the zombie insects? [Ants, flys, etc...] What about my fallen spiders? They excel at sneaking in.

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[P4C-M4N]

I will going to make big tower with ammo, food, TV, snipers and other weapons & grenades. Then i will going to destroy the ladders so the zombies cannot climb. And of top of the tower a helicopter with full gas. Easy plan!

 

[supertoinkz]

Why pack up if you can just use the helicopter to escape?

 

[P4C-M4N]

Well i want to enjoy some time killing zombies.

 

[Adiktuz]

I will going to make big tower with ammo, food, TV, snipers and other weapons & grenades. Then i will going to destroy the ladders so the zombies cannot climb. And of top of the tower a helicopter with full gas. Easy plan!

nice... but instead of helicopter, I'll use a space shuttle... plus I'd bring survivors with me so we can still propagate the human race... ^^

 

[Coolty44]

Okay, but again, what about the zombie insects? [Ants, flys, etc...] What about my fallen spiders? They excel at sneaking in.

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Well, I'd assume that since doors are the only way in and out, they'd be able to sneak in the small crack under it.

I shall bring a towel and place it there.

 

[waveseeker]

NO! Stop answering this forum! the maker is an intelligent zombie looking to be two steps ahead of us all! don't spoil your fool proof plan!

 

[InfiniteSeven]

Intelligent zombies or not I'm going to persevere! I'm getting a trusty flamethrower, coupled with an AA-12 shotgun and some sidearms, along with a knife. I'll fortify my house with various turrets and reinforce my fence. Also put an iron gate over the doors, with shutters for windows. Security cameras if I can.

As for food supply. Lots and lots of spam and other food with no identifiable use by date. I'm not taking survivors in.

 

[Adiktuz]

Plan B! I'll use my satellite cannons system surrounding the earth to destroy the zombies!!!

@InfiniteSeven - wow, lots of SPAM canned goods... ^^

 

[Oziris]

Plan A) Bring some friends over, barricade the walls, steal/take as many supplies from the nearby shops, drink bear with friends, watch the TV and every sunday go zombie hunting.

Plan B) Go to a shop, put a closed sign on the door and eat as many food as I can and die of overeating.

Plan C) Enter a truck and drive it until I squash as many zombies as I can, and when I run out of fuel, I'l use bombs to blow myself up and die with the remaining zombies around me.

Plan D) Kill myself.

Plan E) Join the forces of the dead and become a TANK (Left4Dead) or just a random zombie that gets shot in the face.

 

[Adiktuz]

Plan A) Bring some friends over, barricade the walls, steal/take as many supplies from the nearby shops, drink bear with friends, watch the TV and every sunday go zombie hunting.

Plan B) Go to a shop, put a closed sign on the door and eat as many food as I can and die of overeating.

Plan C) Enter a truck and drive it until I squash as many zombies as I can, and when I run out of fuel, I'l use bombs to blow myself up and die with the remaining zombies around me.

Plan D) Kill myself.

Plan E) Join the forces of the dead and become a TANK (Left4Dead) or just a random zombie that gets shot in the face.

wow, I would like to get a taste of drinking bear... ^^

PLAN C) Launch an all-out missile attack and orbital beams unto earth and destroy it... and I'll live in space, ofc I'll get survivors first... ^^

 

[Tyranid]

I'm glad all of you are living next to a "Free Nukes, Illegal Weapons, Military Hardware and Futuristic weapons store".

 

[InfiniteSeven]

I'm glad all of you are living next to a "Free Nukes, Illegal Weapons, Military Hardware and Futuristic weapons store".

Totally. Its called planning, duh.

EDIT: And don't forget the canned food store I live next to.

 

[Darkness-4ever]

I'm glad all of you are living next to a "Free Nukes, Illegal Weapons, Military Hardware and Futuristic weapons store".

Oh don't be silly, we own and live in those places, the idea that we live next to them is completely absurd.

 

[The Quacker]

NO! Stop answering this forum! the maker is an intelligent zombie looking to be two steps ahead of us all! don't spoil your fool proof plan!

Naw I'm just high.

 

[Zombie_clown]

Ask them to come to my school and scare my teacher!

 

[OrangeAngel]

Guys! The Zombies have been reading this! They know all your plans! U shoulda lied like i did.

 

[Adiktuz]

Guys! The Zombies have been reading this! They know all your plans! U shoulda lied like i did.

it doesnt matter, they cant do anything about it... and I still have lots of back-up plans...

 

[Tyranid]

Totally. Its called planning, duh.

EDIT: And don't forget the canned food store I live next to.

Now just we be clear here: is it a canned food store or Canned Food That Outlasts The Sun store?

 

[Dromlexer]

Only smart zombies can how to surf on the net.
Because there are many says about most of the raised zombies have no brains or rotten brains.

If these zombies checked our plans, so we got some maps, plans in our backpacks, as back-upping to divert them. =)

 

[Chizume]

Plan A: I'd pick up my quadra-barreled machine gun which I have in the back pocket of my jeans. Then pewn all zombies who dare oppose the mighty Zombie Slayer Chizume.

Plan B: If plan A would for some reason be unrealistic I would do the following. First I'd have to use my broom to bat my zombie family and neighbors. Second (most likely using the computer before the power shuts down) I'd gather as much information about, the nearby geographic situation of which I am currently in, where I can find weapons and other necessary supplies such as food, survival equipment and a wind mill (for power). The third stage would be to collect the supply I need, by getting a truck. Fourth I head to a well suited location, perhaps on a top of a hill where I can have a great overview of the landscape, or somewhere around water (assuming zombies are bad swimmers). Fifth, I set up camp, a watch tower, my wind mill, grow crops and nurture from the local environment and natural resources. Then from time to time I occasionally go to places to look for resources I cannot create myself.

 

[P4C-M4N]

grow crops

What about if the virus infected the crops? :/

 

[Don-Para-]

Join their ranks.

It is inevitable.

The Zombie Rabbit devours all.

edit:

What about if the virus infected the crops? :/

Zombie crops?

 

[Chizume]

What about if the virus infected the crops? :/

I guess slight variations would have to play a part in Plan B considering we cannot in before hand say how the z-virus will affect our environment. Nor can we predict zombie behavior. Collecting data is essential when facing such a intense threat. For instance information such as zombie movement speed, intelligence and similar. We simply don't know until it strikes us and thus some variables cannot be decided.

 

[Deolrin]

I'll get a pet infestor and make him infest me. Then we'll see who's zombie here. >

Yeah, and I guess a gauss rifle and\or a Crucio siege tank wont hurt either.

 

[Darkness-4ever]

I'll get a pet infestor and make him infest me. Then we'll see who's zombie here. >

Yeah, and I guess a gauss rifle and\or a Crucio siege tank wont hurt either.

Zerg != Zombie