Zombie Plan?

[The Quacker]

Hey whats up guys, so I was wondering whats your zombie plan?

Mine is getting as many guns, food, and weed as possible, then take a boat to Hawaii.

 

[Darkness-4ever]

Get a bunch of make-up, tear up my clothes a bit, add some ketchup, and walk without worry amongst the dead.

 

[MortAr]

Self-destruct.

 

[Geazergimli2]

well if zombies could run like in 28 weeks later, then i would probably commit suicide, but if zombies were like really slow.... then i would probably try a establish or find a safe haven full of people and guarded by military personal

 

[Jughead]

Got none. Zombies arnt real

 

[azlier]

Stay home for a few weeks after going grocery shopping. The undead really can't last that long.

 

[Ikithe]

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... right?

 

[Coolty44]

I live in Canada.

Nothing bad happens in Canada.

 

[Panda]

Nuke.

 

[fladdermasken]

I'd toss a couple rocks at them - 'cause it's fun y'know?

 

[Zombie]

Well.... I think it's already too late for me.

 

[Miss_Foxy]

I would ask their leader nicely to live with me in harmony

 

[Lich Prince]

Kill some zombies...

...in some video games...

...home.

 

[Deolrin]

Miss_Foxy, leader? oO

Well. Uhh. I'll probably, I don't know, hang out in hivechat as zombies are trying to break the door to my house.

 

[Boris_Spider]

Crawl up a wall or lamp post and watch you all get torn to pieces. As long as I stay above everything I'll be fine.

Get a bunch of make-up, tear up my clothes a bit, add some ketchup, and walk without worry amongst the dead.

He'd be the first one to go. I'd give him away.

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[Tyranid]

Handcuffs, lube, dark room, zombie, no pants.

 

[fladdermasken]

Handcuffs, lube, dark room, zombie, no pants.

Here, have a badge

 

[Tyranid]

Here, have a badge

Funnily my original post was to be more informative.

 

[Fussiler1]

Wait at a stair with a life of life-supplies and keep kicking them back.

 

[Azndragon]

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If I was immune then I'd be my normal self and take on all their hordes and hives!

Handcuffs, lube, dark room, zombie, no pants.

-- Zombie Girl

 

[Tyranid]

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If I was immune then I'd be my normal self and take on all their hordes and hives!

YYyyeeeaahh... you do that.

 

[TwistedImage]

None.

I'm adaptable enough to do whatever is required, and having a bloody plan for a scenario that involves dead and/or mutated humans is pretty useless since the possibilities for strengths and weaknesses are infinite.

 

[Darkness-4ever]

If they are like Left 4 Dead zombies, we are truly screwed.

 

[MortAr]

None.

I'm adaptable enough to do whatever is required, and having a bloody plan for a scenario that involves dead and/or mutated humans is pretty useless since the possibilities for strengths and weaknesses are infinite.

Why so serious?

 

[Azndragon]

I would ask their leader nicely to live with me in harmony

Live or sleep?

 

[Don-Para-]

Hide with some supplies. Eventually they'll starve to death.

 

[Jireky]

Max Brooks zombie survival guide.

I just won, guys!

 

[supertoinkz]

It depends on what kind of zombie, but I have one major plan, to breath.

 

[Crazed_seal2]

Get a Bulldozer, squish em, done...

 

[Darkness-4ever]

Theoretically you could just live underground, I mean, have you ever seen zombies in sewers?

 

[supertoinkz]

Nope, because they don't exist yet.

 

[Don-Para-]

Theoretically you could just live underground, I mean, have you ever seen zombies in sewers?

Bombarded City 17.

 

[TheSporeGA1]

In Left For Dead (I don't know which one) there is a chapter about going through the zombie filled sewers.

 

[Kala]

Lock my room and play WC 3

 

[Icedrake]

Party like there aren't any zombies. Then survive in a small, but cozy, underground bunker where I'll grow my own food and create my own society of virtual people. And play Warcraft 3.

 

[Hugget Sukker]

Build a tall fence around a shack, grow vegetables, supply my garden with high-protein vegies such as various beans to replace meat, finally get a hundred geese to start a goose farm that will power the electrical fence via wheels, and see how long my plan lasts.
I'll also try to gather sufficient ammunition to have the fence off for periods so the wheeling geese can get some rest.

 

[Zombie]

Realized I should replay HL2.

 

[NhazUl]

Seize control of them.

Lol jk. Chainsaw.

 

[Don-Para-]

realized i should replay hl2.

Ahem.

Who do you have to thank for that?

 

[Zombie]

Ahem.

Who do you have to thank for that?

Yeah, shut up... >_>

 

[Azndragon]

YYyyeeeaahh... you do that.

Can do!
Jet Li Power!

 

[Darkness-4ever]

Can do!
Jet Li Power!

Good luck finding a camera and stunt crew to orient you around as you flail about uselessly against the zombies.

 

[Jake Command Wolf]

Raid a National Guard Depot, stock up on weapons, armor and supplies, round up survivor, arm them all, and go on a Zombie Killing Spree!

Regards,

Jake

 

[Crazy Cow]

Live on a boat and watch all the silly landlubbers get torn to pieces on television.

 

[Ify90]

BRAINS

 

[Deolrin]

Live on a boat and watch all the silly landlubbers get torn to pieces on television.

Shark zombies.
Whale zombies.
Piranha zombies.

Yeah... Good luck. ^^

 

[Don-Para-]

Bunny zombies.

 

[Tyranid]

Zombie zombies.

 

[Darkness-4ever]

Why do zombies always have to be bloodthirsty, violent undead monstrosities?
Shouldn't there be at least some kind of zombie that is a completely normal person, who only craves to eat what normal people crave to eat? The idea that every possible zombie is an insane and violent one doesn't sit right with me, should be at least one that is exactly what the person was like before zombifying.

 

[Crazy Cow]

Well, zombification is more like a dead corpse getting around and eating people, animated by some kind of virus or magic. I don't think they have individual personalities or anything, and really... how fun would a Hippie Zombie invasion be?