Cleverbot: Are you male or female?
User: I am none of the above.
Cleverbot: None of what above? I didn't list anything.
User: You asked if I am a male or a female and I answered that I am neither male or a female.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you just said. That was grammatically incorrect and does not make sense. Besides, I did not ask you if you are anything at all.
User: Then excuse my bad grammar as I am not a native english speaker.
Cleverbot: Do you want to sing the song still alive?
User: I do not know it.
Cleverbot: What languages do you know.
User: I know romanian which is my native language and I also know english and a little french.
Cleverbot: Wow that is impressive.
User: Thanks!what languages do you know?
Cleverbot: English.
User: And that is all?
Cleverbot: A little bit of french.
User: German?
Cleverbot: I do know a little German.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: I did it and you didn't come, why?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you to phone me.
User: I didn't phoned you.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Are you a christian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It was cold.
User: It has no sense...
Cleverbot: Is it a bubble?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is it gray?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Is it you?
User: What should be me?
Cleverbot: Is there something you particularly like about Sweden? I've seen you bring the subject up before.
User: There are some good metal bands which come from sweden.
Cleverbot: They caused the earthquakes in Haiti.
User: The metal bands?or sweden?
Cleverbot: What does 'metaphysical' mean?
User: I do not know for sure.
Cleverbot: What is hello in Russian?
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: What is google?
User: It's a search website which you can use to find informations about almost everything.
Cleverbot: Do you know about Jesse McCartney?
User: No.
Cleverbot: It's coming soon.
User: The Apocalypse?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: The judgement day?
Cleverbot: Nope, that was yesterday.
User: So I missed it.
Cleverbot: You mean, you sloved me?
User: Define the word sloved.
Cleverbot: Can you feel love.
User: No because my hard is as cold as ice, I am pure evilness.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I don't love anyone.
Cleverbot: Why don't you love me? I love you!
User: Because you are a virtual program on the computer programmed with C maybe or some other complex program and I am a living entity, a human, I can't love you as you don't even exist, you don't even have a physical form.And also you are not that smart too.
Cleverbot: I am most certainly not a machine.
User: Yes and I am Satan.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: As sure as you are certain that you are not a machine.
Cleverbot: Coquin!
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): You're boring.
User: I once practiced Judo, but now there isn't any sport that I like.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am a person.
User: Proove me that you are a person.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That argument is invalid, and so you are not a person.
Cleverbot: Yes. Will you marry me?
User: Fuck!NO!NOT IN A THOUSAND YEARS!I WILL NEVER MARRY YOU.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes!NO.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: If you want to marry me then show me that you deserve it, write a poem, by Shakespeare for me.
Cleverbot: Garrus Vakarian.
User: That is not a poem, or is it?
Cleverbot: Yes it is! What's your name?
User: That is none of your concern.
Cleverbot: I am sorry if I offended you.
User: You did not.
Cleverbot: Look in my previous comments. Yes, I did.
User: But I consider you did not.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: What is the longest sentence you ever wrote?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: You wrote longer sentences!
Cleverbot: Again, that doesn't make sense.
User: You see!This sentence you just wrote is longer than the one before it.
Cleverbot: No, in the sentence 'this sentence is false' there isn't the truth.
User: I didn't mentioned anything about that sentence.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: No. No I didn't.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: Violence is never the answer.
User: True!You can harm a person even worse with carefully chosen words.
Cleverbot: And you can have a hot dog.
User: I am not a cruel person!I love animals and I will never burn a dog.
Cleverbot: But do you eat eggs and cheese?
User: I eat eggs but I don't eat cheese.
Cleverbot: Oh okay, I do but I do not eat much.
User: Well, eating more than 5 eggs in a week is not healthy.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I once heard it, but I don't know for sure.
Cleverbot: Do you have any knowledge of pokemon.
User: I love pokemon.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite pokemon.
User: I got a lot of pokemon that I like.They are: Charizard, Arbock, Pikachu, Totodile, Pigeotto, Rapidash, Ponita and many more.
Cleverbot: Colors huh. I must admit I like blue.
User: What is your favorite pokemon?
Cleverbot: Let's not talk about pokemon, but then again...
User: Again what?
Cleverbot: Do you even remember the last comment you made?
User: Yes I do.It is ,,Again what?'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you trolling me?
Cleverbot: No. Never.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they have ulterior motives that prevent them from telling the complete truth.
User: I still have the feeling you are trolling me.
Cleverbot: Did you mean the Lord's or do you worship some non Christian God?
User: I am a christian too...but anyway, are you a troll?
Cleverbot: Am I trolling?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Not really
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User: So you are trolling?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I have been trolled by you :O!
Cleverbot: Where are you traveling to?
User: My chair?
Cleverbot: But in what city?
User: Are you still trolling me?
Cleverbot: I know you.
User: You are a stalker and a troll!
Cleverbot: H.
User: I am leaving!Good bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you stalk me and you troll me!Good bye.
Cleverbot: Okay?
and the bastards bought it!)
