What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

U.V · Jan 21, 2005

hia, people of Wc3Search!

i saw this theard in an Israeli forum a long time ago, and i thought to bring it here :roll:

what do think Illidan has been doing in his prison for 10,000 years???

-Vindic@tor- · Jan 21, 2005

Well, what could he do in 10,000 years? I could post some suggestions of dubious content and get warned cuz of these contents, so I'll try something else. How about counting the days by scratching 'em into the walls until the walls become somewhat thinner? Sounds as weird as it is, but... just wait, I'll surely get some other interesting ideas... :wink:

GreyArchon · Jan 21, 2005

His prison did not have walls.. just metal bars.

What would he have been doing? All I can think of is...

"Seventythree-million-five-hundred-and-eightynine-thousand-ninehundred-and-twelve bottles of moonwine on the wall, seventythree-million-five-hundred-and-eightynine-thousand-ninehundred-and-twelve bottles of moonwine... take one down, pass it around, seventythree-million-five-hundred-and-eightynine-thousand-ninehundred-and-eleven bottles of moonwine on the wall...."

evilwart-dragon · Jan 21, 2005

Counting how many tiles on the ceiling... but then realising he took his own sight, decided to count how many imaginary demons he can 'sense', before thinking about Tyrande and then having a nice nap... repeat 10,000 times...

Lord Finarfin · Jan 21, 2005

Strangely enough I thought the same thing, -Vindic@tor-. About the dubious actions that is...

<_< >_>

Mmmm, moonwine.

Afronight_76 · Jan 21, 2005

meditiating, then making prank phone calls, then inviting some of his insect frends over, then singing, then trying to escape, then talking to himself, then sleeping. hmm if you sleep for a 3rd of your life, that means he spent his time sleeping for over 3333 years!

illadon · Jan 22, 2005

lmao. good stuff guys, good stuff. this is wut i wus thinking: talking to his 23 other personalities, making friends with ghosts and insects, partying with his personalities, making imaginary friends, singing songs, try hitting on the prison guards so they'll come in the cell (i shouldnt say wut :wink:

) then getting slaped face for trying to do that, stuff like that.

Afronight_76 · Jan 22, 2005

and taking personality tests.

illadon · Jan 22, 2005

lol good one

Sir_Raziel · Jan 22, 2005

he masturbated for all that time, without stopping because he sensed tyrande coming so he thought he'd impress her with being able to screw for a long tim.
Or is that just whats I'd do...
either that or like.... counted bacteria with ultravision.

bennywong · Jan 22, 2005

Sir_Raziel said:
he masturbated for all that time, without stopping because he sensed tyrande coming so he thought he'd impress her with being able to screw for a long tim.
Or is that just whats I'd do...
either that or like.... counted bacteria with ultravision.

good one, after he masterbated, he started giving himself a blowjob. a nice long one. and he squirted so much spoof out that it flooded the prison and he was able to escape.

SeaGull1723 · Jan 22, 2005

Lol, Illidan probably practiced his impersonation on Tyrande until the day she would come and rescue him. :wink:

U.V · Jan 22, 2005

well, personally i think he used one of his chaos blades to scrape the metal bars and then he sniffed the powder.

other than that, he must have made some indecent offers to Maiev while she was guarding him. i think that's why she'd put the KotG to guard his prison and wasn't there when Tyrande rescued him.

bennywong · Jan 22, 2005

U.V said:
well, personally i think he used one of his chaos blades to scrape the metal bars and then he sniffed the powder.

other than that, he must have made some indecent offers to Maiev while she was guarding him. i think that's why she'd put the KotG to guard his prison and wasn't there when Tyrande rescued him.

sniffing the powder, good one

illadon · Jan 22, 2005

ya, its good. but theres jsut one problem with that theory, he didnt have any weapons with him.

U.V · Jan 22, 2005

@illadon:
o no? i remember him carrying his blades when i rescued him in the 'Eternity's End' campaign

illadon · Jan 22, 2005

well dude, think logically. imagin this, u take a criminal and give him a sword then put him in a jail cell made up of only metal bars.

U.V · Jan 22, 2005

its not a matter of logic - its a matter of Blizzard not making a bladeless Illidan model to put in the prison

genoxv · Jan 22, 2005

nice suggestions... i just wished i could get through the 1st cd without a blue screen for once and finish the second cd so i would know exactly what is going on with the story.

i think the story line rox just like the sc story line... but this piece of cow poo (my computer) wont do nutting in any game.. {put cd + push play + start to play + BLEEP!! ERROR ERROR!! Got Blue Screen!! + manual restart with 75 jabs in 30 secs}

i may start paying ppl to kick it a few times before i haul it off to the dump. :evil:

bennywong · Jan 23, 2005

lol

omg dude, u seriously need a new computer, r u sure u havent got a copied version of wc, if u du, make sure u have da crack so u can play it, but if u got original, den u should be able to play it, if u cant, OH WELLZ. but if ur gonna destroy ur comp, make sure u put a puppy dog inside it den blow it up or watever u wanna do.

Joey. · Jan 23, 2005

You can hire meh, I'm expensive though... But, i'm the best there ever is and ever will be...
If you want high quality computer kicking hire me!

@-BennyWong
Why put a puppy inside of the computer (Not that a puppy could fit in one...) What are you? Some kinda puppy beater who thinks of evil and twisted ways of killing puppies?!?
Sigh... I fear you BENNY, may budha, and Lucifer have pitty on your Demented soul...

[EDIT:] And yes Benny, I always have my eye open for your posts and immediately click (Find BennyWongs post) Just so I can either prove you wrong or make fun of you... Beware... :twisted:

MorkZe · Jan 23, 2005

Maybe he used small stones and played chess against himself.

bennywong · Jan 23, 2005

Joey. said:
You can hire meh, I'm expensive though... But, i'm the best there ever is and ever will be...
If you want high quality computer kicking hire me!

@-BennyWong
Why put a puppy inside of the computer (Not that a puppy could fit in one...) What are you? Some kinda puppy beater who thinks of evil and twisted ways of killing puppies?!?
Sigh... I fear you BENNY, may budha, and Lucifer have pitty on your Demented soul...

[EDIT:] And yes Benny, I always have my eye open for your posts and immediately click (Find BennyWongs post) Just so I can either prove you wrong or make fun of you... Beware... :twisted:

im not evil, and yes puppies can fit inside computers, unless u have sum ultra thin laptop type computer.

genoxv · Jan 23, 2005

lol... no i didnt steal my warcraft 3.. i bought it.. thank god i have da money to buy my own cd... i live like illidan traped in my cage and only the net i go... and no money i have... its very sad becouse im about to flip out and bust a move all over my family...

why dont we just take {:::}--* TNT and stick it da cracks of my computer and let it bite da dust inna big bang!!

or we could.. take a //+""""""""OO Shot gun and feel it fulla holes....

or better yet... i could tie a rope around it hanging it from a tree and a blind fold around my eyes and beat da crap outta it with my [:::::::::}}}}}}} club.

harper · Jan 24, 2005

according to me, he was just being quiet for a very long time coz maive was bored perhaps illidan would not talk to her when she was to him many times.She was not even there despite the troubles that tyranade & company has been dealing & doing.

he's just been meditating and imagining himself in another place, time, & condition until tyranade disturbed him.

i would die (365x10000)times coz everydy is like dying only when i found out that im actually not...

bennywong · Jan 24, 2005

as i said again, he masterbated about 5-6 times a day, he generated so much spoof that he almost escaped, but didnt he got so bored that he started to giv himself a blow, he loved blowing himself because it was easy to do.

PEONMASTER · Jan 26, 2005

Every day he bent a little further forward until the last day when he could give himself a blow and had a purpose in life…and then he got rescued.
If I was illidin I would do that or probably like som1 said hit on miev.

bennywong · Jan 26, 2005

yer, MASTERBATE, coz SEX CAN WAIT.

HardGamerDz · Jan 26, 2005

Coooooouuuuunting...

60 sec per min. 60 min per hour. 24 hours per day...
That's 86400 seconds right?.. :?

and that X 10 000= 8.64 08 seconds...

I think he was counting seconds and making a Puzzle of his sword..But poor guy..Being BLIND all the time! :lol: Then it is hard to play chess or making a Puzzle... :roll:

vicky2004 · Jan 26, 2005

He was drawing on the dirt or should i say he was digging in there!Maybe he dig a big hole but even under the dirt there was no way to escape.But he found some spiders there with chess and they played all the time to today.Pretty stupid 4 them isn't it?

porndirector · Jan 27, 2005

he pretended he was in a porn film, and i was directing it. he said i was a good director. and i should get an oscar for best director and he should get one for most erotic actor.

Wolfe · Feb 2, 2005

porndirector said:
he pretended he was in a porn film, and i was directing it. he said i was a good director. and i should get an oscar for best director and he should get one for most erotic actor.

Sigh.... so many twisted minds. Now I shall smack you with the broom of purity untill you go straight..

illadon · Feb 3, 2005

Tylor · Feb 4, 2005

He spent all of his time with an irc trivia bot and taking photos of Maiev with his webcam and telling all of his irc buddies that she was his girlfriend.
+ reading hundreds of webcomics and watching thousands of flash movies.

-Link- · Feb 4, 2005

Maybe he stood there and banged his head on those metal bars all day...that would hurt :shock:

Tari · Feb 5, 2005

He probarbly walked around in his cell a lot of time. maybe practiced some with the swords and stuff like that if you look at his muscles ^^
and shouted evil things at maiev every time she walked past, and then she banned him.. and now i should stop talking.

shiggityshwa · Feb 6, 2005

In order to understand what he did for 10,000 years i think we need to read his journal

(Taken from the journal of Illidan)
Day 1
My own brother has thrown me in prison for my so called acts of treason. I fell asleep early today lost in deep thought.

Now every one else read another day from his journal
Lets see how long this little game lasts

Tari · Feb 7, 2005

Day 2 from Illidans journal:

I came to conclusion that I hate my brother. Therefor I'm scraping the floor with my swords, writing "I hate Furion and he shall die".

Day 2 a little later:

Eat and fell asleep after scraping "I".

HardGamerDz · Feb 8, 2005

Day 3: I started by trying to escape. Failure...

Played chess against myself. Defeated by myself....

Tylor · Feb 8, 2005

Day 4: Illidan wanted a rematch but I refused to play against him again.
They didin't feed me today, so I fell asleep.

DeathBringer500 · Feb 8, 2005

Day 5:
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U.V · Feb 8, 2005

day 6:
"mu...mus...must.....g-go....to...the...... BATHROOM!!"

HardGamerDz · Feb 11, 2005

Day 7: Heard of an Game called Warcraft, but never got to play it... :twisted:

Later on day. I finally got some food. Today it was Pig. Unfortcently had Maiev been there and the food were posioned...

Tiberius_XXVII · Feb 11, 2005

Day 8: Almost recovered from food poisoning. Decided it's a better idea to eat the spiders than the food they bring. Finished cleaning up mess on the floor. When I get out, I wonder if they'll still be making that shampoo I like?

aarkshark · Feb 12, 2005

Day 9: Im going slightly mad.......
OMG ROOFLES!!!11
mmmm, grumble cakes
TEH OWNZORS!!
I friggin hate this journal
"hey maive, your an idiot"
repeated 7 times till she left
King me!
Check mate
I spy grey-black
the bars?
yep

HardGamerDz · Feb 13, 2005

day 10: Looks at Maiev and thinks she's fine, Unforcently I cant see her...Becuse I'm blind.

Eats some cakes and finds a card from Tyrande saying: Dont Worry, Be happy!

U.V · Feb 13, 2005

Day 11:
"Dear diary, remember that day when i couldn't find a bathroom?
well....

crazyninjadude · Feb 13, 2005

day 13: realises the bars actually have wider gaps between them than how wide i am...
decide its not worth escaping... because then i wouldnt get picked up by tyrande in 999 years 352 days

Pins · Feb 13, 2005

day 14 : Learn than Maiev doesnt have sense of humor.
Tell jokes to her all the day.
Then decided to sleep.
Again an interesting day.

HardGamerDz · Feb 15, 2005

day 15: Sensed a Spider near me, I thought It was blue, Maiev said it was green...

Later... Once agin I got some food! This day it was panncakes! I love panncakes! This place isn't so bad anyway, Free food and A place to sleep! I think that tomorrow I will go and thank Maiev for this place!

What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

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