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What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by U.V, Jan 21, 2005.

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  1. Joey.

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    You can hire meh, I'm expensive though... But, i'm the best there ever is and ever will be...
    If you want high quality computer kicking hire me!

    @-BennyWong
    Why put a puppy inside of the computer (Not that a puppy could fit in one...) What are you? Some kinda puppy beater who thinks of evil and twisted ways of killing puppies?!?
    Sigh... I fear you BENNY, may budha, and Lucifer have pitty on your Demented soul...

    [EDIT:] And yes Benny, I always have my eye open for your posts and immediately click (Find BennyWongs post) Just so I can either prove you wrong or make fun of you... Beware... :twisted:
     
  2. MorkZe

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    Maybe he used small stones and played chess against himself.
     
  3. bennywong

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    im not evil, and yes puppies can fit inside computers, unless u have sum ultra thin laptop type computer.
     
  4. genoxv

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    lol... no i didnt steal my warcraft 3.. i bought it.. thank god i have da money to buy my own cd... i live like illidan traped in my cage and only the net i go... and no money i have... its very sad becouse im about to flip out and bust a move all over my family...

    why dont we just take {:::}--* TNT and stick it da cracks of my computer and let it bite da dust inna big bang!!

    or we could.. take a //+""""""""OO Shot gun and feel it fulla holes....


    or better yet... i could tie a rope around it hanging it from a tree and a blind fold around my eyes and beat da crap outta it with my [:::::::::}}}}}}} club.
     
  5. harper

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    according to me, he was just being quiet for a very long time coz maive was bored perhaps illidan would not talk to her when she was to him many times.She was not even there despite the troubles that tyranade & company has been dealing & doing.

    he's just been meditating and imagining himself in another place, time, & condition until tyranade disturbed him.

    i would die (365x10000)times coz everydy is like dying only when i found out that im actually not...
     
  6. bennywong

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    as i said again, he masterbated about 5-6 times a day, he generated so much spoof that he almost escaped, but didnt he got so bored that he started to giv himself a blow, he loved blowing himself because it was easy to do.
     
  7. PEONMASTER

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    Every day he bent a little further forward until the last day when he could give himself a blow and had a purpose in lifeā€¦and then he got rescued.
    If I was illidin I would do that or probably like som1 said hit on miev.
     
  8. bennywong

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    yer, MASTERBATE, coz SEX CAN WAIT.
     
  9. HardGamerDz

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    Coooooouuuuunting...

    60 sec per min. 60 min per hour. 24 hours per day...
    That's 86400 seconds right?.. :?

    and that X 10 000= 8.64 08 seconds...

    I think he was counting seconds and making a Puzzle of his sword..But poor guy..Being BLIND all the time! :lol: Then it is hard to play chess or making a Puzzle... :roll:
     
  10. vicky2004

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    He was drawing on the dirt or should i say he was digging in there!Maybe he dig a big hole but even under the dirt there was no way to escape.But he found some spiders there with chess and they played all the time to today.Pretty stupid 4 them isn't it?
     
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    he pretended he was in a porn film, and i was directing it. he said i was a good director. and i should get an oscar for best director and he should get one for most erotic actor.
     
  12. Sigh.... so many twisted minds. Now I shall smack you with the broom of purity untill you go straight..
     
  13. illadon

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    He spent all of his time with an irc trivia bot and taking photos of Maiev with his webcam and telling all of his irc buddies that she was his girlfriend.
    + reading hundreds of webcomics and watching thousands of flash movies.
     
  15. -Link-

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    Maybe he stood there and banged his head on those metal bars all day...that would hurt :shock:
     
  16. Tari

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    He probarbly walked around in his cell a lot of time. maybe practiced some with the swords and stuff like that if you look at his muscles ^^
    and shouted evil things at maiev every time she walked past, and then she banned him.. and now i should stop talking.
     
  17. shiggityshwa

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    In order to understand what he did for 10,000 years i think we need to read his journal

    (Taken from the journal of Illidan)
    Day 1
    My own brother has thrown me in prison for my so called acts of treason. I fell asleep early today lost in deep thought.

    Now every one else read another day from his journal
    Lets see how long this little game lasts :D
     
  18. Tari

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    Day 2 from Illidans journal:

    I came to conclusion that I hate my brother. Therefor I'm scraping the floor with my swords, writing "I hate Furion and he shall die".

    Day 2 a little later:

    Eat and fell asleep after scraping "I".
     
  19. HardGamerDz

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    Day 3: I started by trying to escape. Failure...

    Played chess against myself. Defeated by myself.... :)
     
  20. Tylor

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    Day 4: Illidan wanted a rematch but I refused to play against him again.
    They didin't feed me today, so I fell asleep.
     
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