What did Illidan do for 10,000 years in prison?

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Why put a puppy inside of the computer (Not that a puppy could fit in one...) What are you? Some kinda puppy beater who thinks of evil and twisted ways of killing puppies?!?
Sigh... I fear you BENNY, may budha, and Lucifer have pitty on your Demented soul...

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Maybe he used small stones and played chess against himself.

 

im not evil, and yes puppies can fit inside computers, unless u have sum ultra thin laptop type computer.

 

lol... no i didnt steal my warcraft 3.. i bought it.. thank god i have da money to buy my own cd... i live like illidan traped in my cage and only the net i go... and no money i have... its very sad becouse im about to flip out and bust a move all over my family...

why dont we just take {:::}--* TNT and stick it da cracks of my computer and let it bite da dust inna big bang!!

or we could.. take a //+""""""""OO Shot gun and feel it fulla holes....


or better yet... i could tie a rope around it hanging it from a tree and a blind fold around my eyes and beat da crap outta it with my [:::::::::}}}}}}} club.

 

according to me, he was just being quiet for a very long time coz maive was bored perhaps illidan would not talk to her when she was to him many times.She was not even there despite the troubles that tyranade & company has been dealing & doing.

he's just been meditating and imagining himself in another place, time, & condition until tyranade disturbed him.

i would die (365x10000)times coz everydy is like dying only when i found out that im actually not...

 

as i said again, he masterbated about 5-6 times a day, he generated so much spoof that he almost escaped, but didnt he got so bored that he started to giv himself a blow, he loved blowing himself because it was easy to do.

 

Every day he bent a little further forward until the last day when he could give himself a blow and had a purpose in life…and then he got rescued.
If I was illidin I would do that or probably like som1 said hit on miev.

 

yer, MASTERBATE, coz SEX CAN WAIT.

 

Coooooouuuuunting...

60 sec per min. 60 min per hour. 24 hours per day...
That's 86400 seconds right?.. :?

and that X 10 000= 8.64 08 seconds...

I think he was counting seconds and making a Puzzle of his sword..But poor guy..Being BLIND all the time! :lol: Then it is hard to play chess or making a Puzzle... :roll:

 

He was drawing on the dirt or should i say he was digging in there!Maybe he dig a big hole but even under the dirt there was no way to escape.But he found some spiders there with chess and they played all the time to today.Pretty stupid 4 them isn't it?

 

he pretended he was in a porn film, and i was directing it. he said i was a good director. and i should get an oscar for best director and he should get one for most erotic actor.

 

Sigh.... so many twisted minds. Now I shall smack you with the broom of purity untill you go straight..

 

lol

 

He spent all of his time with an irc trivia bot and taking photos of Maiev with his webcam and telling all of his irc buddies that she was his girlfriend.
+ reading hundreds of webcomics and watching thousands of flash movies.

 

Maybe he stood there and banged his head on those metal bars all day...that would hurt :shock:

 

He probarbly walked around in his cell a lot of time. maybe practiced some with the swords and stuff like that if you look at his muscles ^^
and shouted evil things at maiev every time she walked past, and then she banned him.. and now i should stop talking.

 

In order to understand what he did for 10,000 years i think we need to read his journal

(Taken from the journal of Illidan)
Day 1
My own brother has thrown me in prison for my so called acts of treason. I fell asleep early today lost in deep thought.

Now every one else read another day from his journal
Lets see how long this little game lasts

 

Day 2 from Illidans journal:

I came to conclusion that I hate my brother. Therefor I'm scraping the floor with my swords, writing "I hate Furion and he shall die".

Day 2 a little later:

Eat and fell asleep after scraping "I".

 

Day 3: I started by trying to escape. Failure...

Played chess against myself. Defeated by myself....

 

Day 4: Illidan wanted a rematch but I refused to play against him again.
They didin't feed me today, so I fell asleep.