Twillight Is To me:

[Fisher621]

I hate This I want a BAN on it i want Stephany Mayer To SUFFER (cartman voice and accent). Also i hate all twilight fangirls... Thats it.. For comments watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2F4uK3tFbw I hate twilight more than Sex and the City And you know its bad when i think something is worse than that..

 

[WILL THE ALMIGHTY]

Congratulations.

 

[Elenai]

You know you'd go out with a twilight fan girl if she was cute and she asked you...don't even say you 'hate' them.

Also...

*Sparkles*

 

[Mulgrim]

since it came out I always eyed it weird, specially the crazed fans, but the "team edward" girls made me laugh, anyways i finally saw it like 3 weeks ago for a friend (and to finally know wtf is going on) and I actually liked it, really not bad, though with those special effects I can definitely see how some people cringe in pain from it. looking forward to werewolves this month (which I prefer)


i also thought it was funny how the vampire is a 100 year old virgin, lol.

 

[Fisher621]

since it came out I always eyed it weird, specially the crazed fans, but the "team edward" girls made me laugh, anyways i finally saw it like 3 weeks ago for a friend (and to finally know wtf is going on) and I actually liked it, really not bad, though with those special effects I can definitely see how some people cringe in pain from it. looking forward to werewolves this month (which I prefer)


i also thought it was funny how the vampire is a 100 year old virgin, lol.

Vampire is pedophile and Girl is Necrophile i HATE Twilight more than anything that walks on this earth.

 

[Coolty44]

See, this is the problem with society. One shitty book with a lose plot that makes no sense(A girl that loves a blood thrist vampire. Really now?). I'd rather settle for some ripped of Harry Potter.

 

[HINDYhat]

Vampire is pedophile and Girl is Necrophile

lol

You know you'd go out with a twilight fan girl if she was cute and she asked you...don't even say you 'hate' them.

No. Well, I might, only so I could get her alone in a room and then strangle her.

(A girl that loves a blood thrist vampire. Really now?)

There is some more fucked up shit that happens in real life, as shown by some Hive members. *shifty eyes* Besides, don't teenage girls base their relationship decisions on the spontaneity, carelessness, mysteriousness and stupendous badassery of teenage boys?

See, this is the problem with society.

I really really really need to find that quote where someone says something along the lines of "THW is the place where random people take a few isolated opinions and create a theory about life." I think it was MSBB on HIVEChan's shoutbox. *shakes his fist at Ash's ghost*

In any case, fuck Twilight. I've never read it but I don't have to, because seriously, how good could it be? And the movie can only be worse than the book. Twilight is to teenage girls what remote controlled helicopters are to little boys.

 

[Vampiro320]

I hear Edward quit, and I'm quite happy about it. I really hope they put some but ugly person in his position who doesn't attract all the fan girls so much. I got to admit, it sure was a rather interesting movie. To me the acting was terrible, i haven't read the book but i hear the plot is screwed too, and i also hear some scenes were a little drawn out. In my mind the best thing that the movie Twilight brought was all the jokes, and crap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goix7jFXD9Q The worst is obviously all the fan girls.

 

[HINDYhat]

What about the fan boys. You sexist.

 

[Vampiro320]

What about the fan boys. You sexist.

Sorry, but i haven't seen any yet. (Though there is always a first, if you are reading this and you are a Twilight fan boy, please speak up, I'd like to hear from you.)

 

[Jughead]

With a suggestion, I bought the book. Worst decision I made in my entire life.

 

[Saken]

When I was back in high school, I noticed the types of people reading Twilight. Which was only a sign that those people arn't getting laid any sooner.

 

[ike_ike]

lol
In any case, fuck Twilight. I've never read it but I don't have to, because seriously, how good could it be? And the movie can only be worse than the book. Twilight is to teenage girls what remote controlled helicopters are to little boys.

Isolated opinions, yessss.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

I really really really need to find that quote where someone says something along the lines of "THW is the place where random people take a few isolated opinions and create a theory about life." I think it was MSBB on HIVEChan's shoutbox. *shakes his fist at Ash's ghost*

It was Hive Chat, way back when.

[17-48-42] MySpaceBarBroke: Debating on THW means taking a tiny piece of evidence and using it to deduce a philosophy on life.

In any case, fuck Twilight. I've never read it but I don't have to, because seriously, how good could it be? And the movie can only be worse than the book. Twilight is to teenage girls what remote controlled helicopters are to little boys.

That can't be right. A lot of care is taken in making lead-free RC toys. At an older age, further probing can suck you into the world of electrical engineering and physics, and many other things with real-life applications. It's not like writing a book about sexing up vampires and getting accepted into an Ivy-league university without even trying. That kind of shit just doesn't happen in real life.

 

[Kuhneghetz]

I've seen the trailers and a small synopsis about it, and I can already say that Twilight is a steaming pile of shit.

 

[HINDYhat]

Isolated opinions, yessss.

Objective fact!* And I also wasn't deducing a philosophy on life.

[17-48-42] MySpaceBarBroke: Debating on THW means taking a tiny piece of evidence and using it to deduce a philosophy on life.

YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

 

[Mulgrim]

another funny part was when they were driving the car and they pull up to a place where something bad happened and the girl was like ".....whoa.... whats going on..?" the acting in that part made me rofl.

Sorry, but i haven't seen any yet. (Though there is always a first, if you are reading this and you are a Twilight fan boy, please speak up, I'd like to hear from you.)

not a fan boy, but i liked it, ask.

 

[Devalut]

I haven't seen it, if i do it wont be from my free will. I'm actually rather confused at the fact that there are so many Rant videos about the movie, book and the fan-girls. If you hate it that much why do you care enough about it to spew arcane diseases of the mouth at every living breathing person that brings up the slightest idea of this "Twilight". I hate many many things but i don't organize a Fan-base or write a book on how much i despise the bloody things. I simply Ignore and continue on my self absorbed day. But hey if you really "Care" about this Book, movie, or w/e the feck this "Twilight" is then preach your views, Curse the darkness that is the internet to burn Stephany Mayer (mayor idk) to suffer a thousand pains, Drink your god damn Koolaid and shut what ever hole that preaches your discomfort with this "Twilight"


Reminder: I have not seen this, I am not a fan of the book or movie this "twilight" is spawned from, Posting that i must be a fan or i must be Stephany mayor(or mayer)
in disguise tells me you didnt drink the koolaid and that your a paranoid Schizophrenic. Mind you those little voices could be in love with this "twilight"
so good luck with your obsession's.


D.

 

[skrab]

Command & Conquer 4: Tiberian Twilight

now really?

 

[Tyranid]

I chose all the love options..
... because I could.

 

[Fisher621]

And

The End?

 

[The_wand_mirror]

What about the fan boys. You sexist.

Sex?

 

[HINDYhat]

Oh, right. Discrimination based on sex is racism.

 

[Mulgrim]

The End?

fucking funny, loll

 

[Super-Sheep]

Look who choosed all opinions.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Twilight is:
A vampire romance novel.
A vampire romance novel with no premarital sex in it.
A vampire romance novel with no premarital sex in it and no hawt secks scenes in it.
A vampire romance novel with no premarital sex in it and no hawt secks scenes in it and things that only vaguely resemble vampires.
A vampire romance novel with no premarital sex in it and no hawt secks scenes in it and things that only vaguely resemble vampires which apparently have poisonous bodily fluids, no bodily fluids, and that got a girl pregnant without poisoning her (I heard that from the friend of a cousin).
A vampire romance novel with no premarital sex in it and no hawt secks scenes in it and things that only vaguely resemble vampires which apparently have poisonous bodily fluids, no bodily fluids, and that got a girl pregnant without poisoning her, and a horde of screaming, generally inconsiderate fangirls.
A vampire romance novel with [HIGHLIGHT]NO PREMARITAL SEX IN IT AND NO HAWT SECKS SCENES IN IT[/code].
[HIGHLIGHT]VAMPIRE ROMANCE WITH NO HAWT SECKS SCENES[/code].

 

[Pyramidhe@d]

so....no sex scenes?

oh and this
this thing always gets me when ever i look at it...

 

[Mulgrim]

so....no sex scenes?

oh and this
this thing always gets me when ever i look at it...

lol, some people really need to get a life, it's just a book.

 

[Elenai]

She gets pregnant by a 100 year old _pedo.. virgin vampire?

...what a slut...

 

[Element of Water]

When you put it that way... yeah, it's a dodgy film.

 

[Saken]

[HIGHLIGHT]VAMPIRE ROMANCE WITH NO HAWT SECKS SCENES[/code].

This statement is truth. It means that the movie and the book itself are both abominations to all Vampire Romance books and movies.

 

[Teh_Ephy]

There aren't even any secks scenes until the third or fourth book, and then it's only some weird occultish rape, which is definitely a niche fetish. I have not and never will read a book because I have standards about the trash that comes into my brain.

 

[Saken]

I'd rather go through all the "Where's Waldo" books then even read the title of the first chapter of any Twilight book. =O Same goes for even seeing any of the Twilight trailers, I'd rather watch the BME Pain Olympics for twice the length of any of the trailers for that damn movie.

(Which really isn't so bad since I'm so desensitized to shock videos, I watched 2 girls 1 cup while eating a bean and cheese burrito, and I believe the video only enhanced the delicious-ness of the burrito... or maybe the burrito made the video better... but now I'm just rambling...)

 

[Teh_Ephy]

Are you implying that Where's Waldo is in any way unentertaining?

 

[Saken]

Not at all... I'm just stating that Where's Waldo is something typically a child would go through, since there's no real reading involved, even though it's still a book. Twilight on the other hand is on a level much lower then a children's book that is picture based rather then word based. That is what I'm saying. Where's Waldo can be pretty tough by the way. D:

 

[terradont]

My sister loves Twilight. She also loves Harry Potter.

I hate them.

Nuff said.

 

[ike_ike]

Saken, saying you would rather hunt for Waldo/Wally than do XYZ is pretty much a given.

 

[Saken]

Everyone loves searching for Waldo.

 

[Mulgrim]

My sister loves Twilight. She also loves Harry Potter.

I hate them.

Nuff said.

harry potter was cool until the 4th or 5th, i mean wtf, the chosen one? lol

 

[terradont]

He was practically the chosen one since the first. The only Harry Potter i don't hate is the first, since it was what really got me into fantasy at the age of 10. Otherwise, meh.

But this is rather off-topic. I'll fix it.

Twilight - Meh.

 

[Mulgrim]

yes but i was better off not knowing, that title is so overused no one uses it anymore, thus from the 5th up, it sucks.

 

[Kuhneghetz]

I'd rather play the Zelda games on Philips CD-i than watching this movie.

 

[terradont]

Or the transformers game on tape...

 

[redscores]

I don't like twilight at all...

But nothing against Harry Potter... the first 2 parts where childish, but all after that it is a real fantasy film, not at all childish and sometimes really brutal.

I know... not bloody (or wait... the last part is REALLY bloody... and not free for people under 16 , in case of the book.)

 

[Mulgrim]

you know, you should all find out more before judging something you haven't seen, you can watch it, hate it, and then thrash it.

just sayin'

 

[Fisher621]

Oh, right. Discrimination based on sex is racism.

Err no? Race-ism were the same race god damnit and if thats it then it think those who point out racists are also racists or atleast ignorant bastards like the original racists. Leave everyone be and respect everyone for who they are and if you got something against people be quiet you fool.

And btw there are ''no fanboys''. Not a single person in my town thats male likes twilight. Really does any guy here like the book?

 

[X.e.r.e.X]

I came buckets while reading the book.
It was that good.

 

[MySpaceBarBroke]

Err no? Race-ism were the same race god damnit and if thats it then it think those who point out racists are also racists or atleast ignorant bastards like the original racists. Leave everyone be and respect everyone for who they are and if you got something against people be quiet you fool.

 

[Saken]

And btw there are ''no fanboys''. Not a single person in my town thats male likes twilight. Really does any guy here like the book?

Just because no one in your town doesn't like it doesn't mean there is some idiot in another town who likes it.

 

[X.e.r.e.X]

Just because no one in your town doesn't like it doesn't mean there is some idiot in another town who likes it.

+ I bet many of them actually like it but just won't admit it.