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Three Hundred Helpful Pointers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Ash, Apr 30, 2012.

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    81) Better to be dead drunk than sobber dead.
     
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    82) Achieving personal perfection is a result of inadequate personal perception.
     
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    83) RGC is messing up with the point system, as I just won 6 games in a row and only got 15 points instead of 30, so it's not worth your time to play DotA on RGC if you want to improve your record.
     
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    84) Directions:
    Wake Up
    Internet
    Eat
    Sleep
    Repeat
     
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    85) The above point is not guaranteed to provide happiness.
     
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    86) try to avoid starting nipple twisting wars with your bros while intoxicated
     
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    87. Believe and conquer.
     
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    88) If you are just going to give up after the first bump you hit on the open road, gtf back to your sandbox :D
     
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    89)That a...
    Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
    The medicine go down-wown
    The medicine go down
    Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
    In a most delightful way
     
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    90) Do not try the previous point if you are allergic to sugar.
     
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    91) Do not watch marry Poppins if you are allergic to sugar/chimneys/banks/magical umbrellas
     
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    92) Don't watch it at all.
     
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    93) Pat cats on the ass. They love that shit
     
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    94) They also love having their chins rubbed.
     
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    95) I have everything, but I dont have what I truly want...
     
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    96) The above pointer is not helpful, but the poster just thought you should know how emo he is.
     
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    97) Cat's whiskers are not like human hair. They contain sensitive nerve endings that are vital to the cat's sense of surroundings. if you do something stupid like burn them or trim them, someone should paint you red and then put you in a bull fight pit.
     
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    98) Bulls don't actually hate the color red.
     
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    100) Without music, time is just magazine subscriptions and dates by which bills must be paid.