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Three Hundred Helpful Pointers

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Ash, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. RiotZ

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    61) Fladdermasken is not a transvestite.
     
  2. Vunjo

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    62) HFR And Kas are finally banned! *hurray*
     
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    63) Life is like a box of pralines. If you have a fat man by your side, it will be over faster.
     
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    Off-topic: Why are they banned?

    64) YOLO is actually used by girls how do anal
     
  5. Keiji

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    65) The bitches are real.
     
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    66)A life lived for simple pleasures is a wasted one.
     
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    67) A little suffering is good for the soul, but too much will break you.
     
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    68) You're not unique. Everyone else is unique. Therefore, you are not.
     
  9. Vunjo

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    69) Follow the prophecies of Light, or be cast aside in the eternal wrath of hell.

    To Sky Green
    I have no idea, but the troll and the noob have been dealt with, and everyone's happy :D
     
  10. Statharas

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    70) Never heat up food in a microwave for more than 1:30 if you plan on eating it right when it's out of it.
     
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    How do you cook a potato in the microwave then? :ogre_icwydt:

    71) HFR is God
     
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    34) If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

    Sorry I just can't believe that harry potter guy did not write this
     
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    7135) Brush your teeth at least twice a day. Not brushing will cause your teeth to start falling out before you reach the age of 25.
     
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    -34) If it exists, there is PORN PARODY of it; perhaps not actual porn.
     
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    75) fry chips twice for a crunchy exterior and fluffy innards
     
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    77) more astute observers may notice a correlation between pointer number and post number. this relation is left as an exercise for the reader
     
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    77) I just did
     
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    78) How the F*ck did people mess up the post count o_O
     
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    79) Justin Biever is **y, he will come out very soon...
     
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    80) Mckill2009 speaks the truth.