Raiju said:some trains arent yellow :?
Raiju said:hey here is one a little dirty (sorry if it doesnt looks funny its because i didnt translated it quite well)
3 cientists were in a african jungle researching, when they are captured by a tribe of cannibals
they put the cientists in a cell and called their Chieftain. the Chieftain said to them that their people like a lot the "whitey butts" so he was going to give'em a choice...
He asks for the first one: Death or Cowabunga (guess what is that :twisted: ) ?
-Cowaaaaabungaaa woooo!
5 men began to "Cowabunga" him while the others just hear the screams, when they finished with the gay cientist they freed him and he went back to the base jumping of happiness ^^
Then the Chieftain asks for the second: Death or Cowabunga?
-Oh my God i have 2 children and a wife, i cant leave them! I'm a man but i have to this for the sake of my family, cowabunga...
again 5 men began to "Cowabunga" him. when they finished the man went back to the base with horror stamped on the face
Finally, the Chieftain asks for the last cientist: Death or Cowabunga?
-I'm a man goddammit! F*ck all of you gay cannibals. i prefer Death over this!
then the chieftain thinks a little and say: DEATH BY COWABUNGA :twisted:
What do you have against babies?How many babies does it take to paint a house?
-Trick question, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies?
-I don't have a corvette in my garage.
What is burnt, crispy, and taps on glass?
-A baby in a microwave
What's worse than ten dead babies in one garbage can?
-One dead baby in ten garbage cans
Don't know about other countries, but in Holland we have wall plug that look a bit like noses of pigs.SnakeBite said:I dont get the last one :|
olofmoleman said:Don't know about other countries, but in Holland we have wall plug that look a bit like noses of pigs.SnakeBite said:I dont get the last one :|
werewulf said:lol, thats so funny...but im not an airhead..
Dont join a figth
(Start them youself)
Bill Gates dies. And because he did a lot of things on Earth, God calls him to audience.
God: Bill, you've done a lot of things on Earth, so I'm going to let you choose the place to rest for an eternity.
Bill: Umm, God, do you think you could let me go for a while in hell, for a while in heaven, and then I'll tell you?
God: Sure, one week in hell, one week in heaven. Good luck!
First, Bill goes to hell. Gorgeous chicks, good music, a lot of drinks... For a week, Bill has a lot of fun.
Then, he goes to heaven. This place lacks chicks, only angels, almost no food, only classical music... Not so great.
In the end, Bill returns to god.
God: Well Bill, did you make a decision?
Bill: After thinking a lot, and comparing the advantages and disadvantages, I choose hell.
God: Are you sure Bill?
Bill: Of course.
Bill goes to hell. After a week, God goes to hell to see how's Bill doing. The poor man is stuck in boiled mud, up to his neck.
Bill: God, what have you done to me? The first time I came here, the place was awsome. It had gorgeous chicks, lots of drinks and cool music. And now, it's this. What happened to the place I saw two weeks ago?
God: Well Bill... It was just a demo!
~Daelin
Almost_there said:Wanna hear a Dirty joke?
Billy rolled in the mud
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Wanna hear a clean joke?
Billy took a bath with bubbles
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Wanna hear a clean joke?
Bubbles is a guy 8)
Almost_there said:Wanna hear a Dirty joke?
Billy rolled in the mud
____________________________
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Billy took a bath with bubbles
____________________________
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Bubbles is a guy 8)