Pirate Jokes

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Q: What does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
A: Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

Q: What do you call a pirate that skips class?
A: Captain hooky!

Q: Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
A: Because he left it off the hook!

Q: How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A: A buccaneer

Q: What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
A: 8 Pirates!

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

Q: What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
A. arrrrgyle

little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

Q: what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
A: ships ahoy
Level 34
Sep 6, 2006
I can see that you copied this off a site, it's got proper grammar.

I like the nuts one.
Level 34
Jul 4, 2007
#What do we do with the drunken sailor

What do we do with the drunken sailor

What do we do with the drunken sailor

Early in the morning?#

Yes I mean you, Frostwhisper.