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- Nov 4, 2010
- Messages
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Lady Serpentra: "What? Illidan is merely a simple-minded animal driven by lust and greed. I am a wise Priestess of the Tides, aiming to make the Great Multiverse better and more pleasant."
Lady Serpentra: "*turns her head to her right* Right, Der-- Wait, where are you?"
*unnoticed, Directive255 the (Legitimate and True) Cakemaster has opened a portal and took himself to another world*
*in an unknown world*
*the scenery is filled with purple-colored mists, magma plants, green trees and pink grasses*
*a shimmering portal is spawned from nowhere*
*Directive255 steps out from the portal*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "If I remember correctly, this is the equator of Planet Chadista."
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Wait, I feel that something must be wrong and weird..."
*notices a moderately-sized signpost*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "A sign? Let's see."
*approaches the signpost*
*reads what's written on the signpost*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Wait, is this the Charlie Universe?"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "I think so."
Charlie Kimmy's Voice: "Alright, 'dongmu' of the great Illidari people, eliminate those puppets of the Imperialist Arygos and liberate the Fatherland!"
*thunderous cheers of joy and war can be heard from the north*
Charlie Kimmy's Voice: "Now, in the name of Juche, crush the imperialist False Illidari and reclaim our rightful territory! Charge!"
*battalions of tanks, which seemed to be manufactured by the Magiets, and millions of troops crossed the border and started invading Charlie Illidari Kingdom*
Charlie Torloth's Voice: "Brace yourselves, for the northern Jucheists are coming!"
*the 'capitalist' people of the Illidari Kingdom prepare themselves for the defense of their homeland*
Charlie Illidan's Voice: "What!? They invaded our territory!? Damn! Fight back, minions! Make Kim Jong-un tremble and cry before my wrath!"
*morale of Charlie Illidari Kingdom troops rises*
*a bloody war ensues*
*Charlie Magiet Union and Charlie Regime of the Rising Sun sends swarms of spacecrafts to paradrop supplies and units to Charlie Kimmy's DPRI*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Now I'm stuck in an alternate world full of bloody fights..."
*sighs deeply*
Lady Serpentra: "*turns her head to her right* Right, Der-- Wait, where are you?"
*unnoticed, Directive255 the (Legitimate and True) Cakemaster has opened a portal and took himself to another world*
*in an unknown world*
*the scenery is filled with purple-colored mists, magma plants, green trees and pink grasses*
*a shimmering portal is spawned from nowhere*
*Directive255 steps out from the portal*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "If I remember correctly, this is the equator of Planet Chadista."
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Wait, I feel that something must be wrong and weird..."
*notices a moderately-sized signpost*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "A sign? Let's see."
*approaches the signpost*
*reads what's written on the signpost*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "DMZ!? Border!? What the heck!? What happened to Chadista while I was gone!?"Signpost said:WARNING
YOU ARE NOW CROSSING THE EQUATOR OF CHADISTA
BORDER OF ILLIDARI KINGDOM AND DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF ILLIDARI
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Wait, is this the Charlie Universe?"
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "I think so."
Charlie Kimmy's Voice: "Alright, 'dongmu' of the great Illidari people, eliminate those puppets of the Imperialist Arygos and liberate the Fatherland!"
*thunderous cheers of joy and war can be heard from the north*
Charlie Kimmy's Voice: "Now, in the name of Juche, crush the imperialist False Illidari and reclaim our rightful territory! Charge!"
*battalions of tanks, which seemed to be manufactured by the Magiets, and millions of troops crossed the border and started invading Charlie Illidari Kingdom*
Charlie Torloth's Voice: "Brace yourselves, for the northern Jucheists are coming!"
*the 'capitalist' people of the Illidari Kingdom prepare themselves for the defense of their homeland*
Charlie Illidan's Voice: "What!? They invaded our territory!? Damn! Fight back, minions! Make Kim Jong-un tremble and cry before my wrath!"
*morale of Charlie Illidari Kingdom troops rises*
*a bloody war ensues*
*Charlie Magiet Union and Charlie Regime of the Rising Sun sends swarms of spacecrafts to paradrop supplies and units to Charlie Kimmy's DPRI*
Directive255 the Cakemaster: "Now I'm stuck in an alternate world full of bloody fights..."
*sighs deeply*