Noob's Guide to Tower Defense

[Nightmare]

Thank you for purchasing Noob's Guide to Tower Defense, follow our rules and you'll be the biggest noob on the block

1. if a teammate gets your team that you want, obliderate him, only you can have that team

2. if a teammate gets a strong unit and gets more kills than you, wreck all their units, you have to be the best

3. make a wall so the enemy units cannot get through, don't listen to the slanderous lies of server crashes, even though there is witnesses and proof of server crashes

4. be sure to rig the map as to give you ultra powerful units, screw your teammates, let them suffer

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6. whenever you end up having more gold than someone always say: h4 h4 1 p00n j00

7. and last but not least, if something doesn't go your way, cuss out all the players

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[Matt540 sheep god!]

Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator...

No, I do not find your guide humorous, I find it stupid and, again, spam!

if a teammate gets your team that you want, obliderate him, only you can have that team

How? What if your not host? WHat if towers cant hurt other towers? What if there is no ban system?

if a teammate gets a strong unit and gets more kills than you, wreck all their units, you have to be the best

If he has a strong unit, he can own you, hands down. Its called "power of money"

make a wall so the enemy units cannot get through, don't listen to the slanderous lies of server crashes, even though there is witnesses and proof of server crashes

Autumn crossing TD is the only game I know of that doesnt have units that will attack and oblinerate your maze if you make a wall

be sure to rig the map as to give you ultra powerful units, screw your teammates, let them suffer

Thats why people portect maps. So n00bs cant steal it and beat it that easily.

4lw4y5 74lk l1k3 7h15

wtf? Always talk like this? I had to look at that for 8 minutes before i could figure it out.

whenever you end up having more gold than someone always say: h4 h4 1 p00n j00

In mauls, tds with ban systems, etc., that will lead to the boot. And its annoying.

and last but not least, if something doesn't go your way, cuss out all the players

Over-swear, and people will think your a 10 year old immature brat.

Noob's Guide to being a Noob

.....your joking right? Once again you fail

If i were a moderator, I would lock all pointless forums like this. As i said at the start, Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator how pointless and dull these topics can be.

 

[Nightmare]

Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator...

No, I do not find your guide humorous, I find it stupid and, again, spam!

if a teammate gets your team that you want, obliderate him, only you can have that team

How? What if your not host? WHat if towers cant hurt other towers? What if there is no ban system?

if a teammate gets a strong unit and gets more kills than you, wreck all their units, you have to be the best

If he has a strong unit, he can own you, hands down. Its called "power of money"

make a wall so the enemy units cannot get through, don't listen to the slanderous lies of server crashes, even though there is witnesses and proof of server crashes

Autumn crossing TD is the only game I know of that doesnt have units that will attack and oblinerate your maze if you make a wall

be sure to rig the map as to give you ultra powerful units, screw your teammates, let them suffer

Thats why people portect maps. So n00bs cant steal it and beat it that easily.

4lw4y5 74lk l1k3 7h15

wtf? Always talk like this? I had to look at that for 8 minutes before i could figure it out.

whenever you end up having more gold than someone always say: h4 h4 1 p00n j00

In mauls, tds with ban systems, etc., that will lead to the boot. And its annoying.

and last but not least, if something doesn't go your way, cuss out all the players

Over-swear, and people will think your a 10 year old immature brat.

Noob's Guide to being a Noob

.....your joking right? Once again you fail

If i were a moderator, I would lock all pointless forums like this. As i said at the start, Its times like these when i stick a 22 up in my face and ready to pull the trigger for not being a moderator how pointless and dull these topics can be.

you know, about 75% of wc3sear.ch would just LOVE to have you put a bullet through your brain, and I'm not being sarcastic, so stop being such a funspoiler.

 

[Matt540 sheep god!]

Pointless...again

you know, about 75% of wc3sear.ch would just LOVE to have you put a bullet through your brain, and I'm not being sarcastic, so stop being such a funspoiler.

Not even 75% of the site knows me! I only about probibly 30% of people on the site have seen any of my posts i bet. This may have several guests each day, but registered memebers, there are about 16300 or something like that. If you look at your other topics (other than the signature/avatar games) people will say how much they hate it and how unessessary it is. Heck, one of your topics was locked! Just because a few forums are a sucsess, doesnt mean all of them are. I may have little sense of humor, but I doubt the moderators (who really count) will find this one bit interesting! Im suprized that your name isnt on the warning list...

 

[Nightmare]

Re: Pointless...again

you know, about 75% of wc3sear.ch would just LOVE to have you put a bullet through your brain, and I'm not being sarcastic, so stop being such a funspoiler.

Not even 75% of the site knows me! I only about probibly 30% of people on the site have seen any of my posts i bet. This may have several guests each day, but registered memebers, there are about 16300 or something like that. If you look at your other topics (other than the signature/avatar games) people will say how much they hate it and how unessessary it is. Heck, one of your topics was locked! Just because a few forums are a sucsess, doesnt mean all of them are. I may have no sense of humor, but I doubt the moderators (who really count) will find this one bit interesting! Im suprized that your name isnt on the warning list...

Therefore if you have no sense of humor, your life must be very dull and boring, you should really try watching a show like Family Guy, your life will be sad, lonely, and miserable if you don't get a sense of humor.

 

[Matt540 sheep god!]

Therefore if you have know sense of humor, your life must be very dull and boring, you should really try watching a show like Family Guy, your life will be sad, lonely, and miserable if you don't get a sense of humor.

I do watch family guy, sometimes it is funny. I also enjoy online cartoons (expecially the knox clay cartoons). Perhaps I should edit my post to say "I have little sense of humor." No other changes will be nessessary. Your humor doesnt make any sense and dont have any fun to it i guess

 

[Nightmare]

Therefore if you have know sense of humor, your life must be very dull and boring, you should really try watching a show like Family Guy, your life will be sad, lonely, and miserable if you don't get a sense of humor.

I do watch family guy, sometimes it is funny. I also enjoy online cartoons (expecially the knox clay cartoons). Perhaps I should edit my post to say "I have little sense of humor." No other changes will be nessessary. Your humor doesnt make any sense and dont have any fun to it i guess

My humor is hard to understand because I am unique, not perfect, unique. But seeing as you most likely have an uneventful life, I can in a way understand your little sense of humor.

 

[VGsatomi]

Keep'em coming, nightmare :roll:

I would also add;

-Description must be vague or full of nothing but version edit changes

-Terrain must be bland enouph to put you to sleep

-Half the towers MUST be useless, and put in only to add bragging rights on how many towers are available in the map

-Minimap must be boring or done very poorly

 

[JarrardKO]

LOL @ "cuss out all the other players." ROFLSAUSE!

And who the heck does this Sheep God think he is? Sounds like a real jerk who likes to really suck the fun out of everything.