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Welcome, this is my guide to the species of 'Noob'
I will tell you the known facts about noobs, and what they do for a living.
Pupa: During the Pupa stage 'noobs' are much like other human beings, until they are exposed to certain websites and/or forums were they feel the sudden urge to 'Flame' or 'Spam'. Over a period of a month or so, the 'noobs' bodys mature on the outside (not the inside) allowing them to become a 'noob'.
Noob: The middle stage of a 'noobs' life is called a 'noob' when they reach this stage, they will sometimes also be referred to as:
Nooblar
Noobie
NOB
Nooblet
Nooby
During the 'noobs middle stage of life they are assigned a certain forum to infest, they enter the forums of a certain site and feast on its post and/or threads. Noobs post useless threads which later lets them realise that they can use 'noob language'.
Noob Language: Whilst noob language is not a stage of the noob life, it is learned early on and gives the noobs the feeling that they can talk 'maturely'. Some examples of noob words are:
N00b
Ph@gg3t
R0fL
L073r
L337
0MfG
The noobs later learn how to put these into sentences such as: '0MfG y0u N00b I aM L337' Now onto the last and final stage of a noobs life.
Noob Emporer: A noob emporer is rarely found throughout the world, they are the master of the noob underworld, they have mastered the noob language and they can manipulate your every move, noob emporers have reincarnation so they are hard to get rid of. Noob emporers are more mischeivous than 5 noobs, noob emporers talk like a noob all the time, meaning: 'I aM D@ C00l3st and dA L3373st'
Noob emporers also infest every post, every forum, every thread, with useless posts such as: 'Th@T's StuP1D'.
I will tell you the known facts about noobs, and what they do for a living.
Pupa: During the Pupa stage 'noobs' are much like other human beings, until they are exposed to certain websites and/or forums were they feel the sudden urge to 'Flame' or 'Spam'. Over a period of a month or so, the 'noobs' bodys mature on the outside (not the inside) allowing them to become a 'noob'.
Noob: The middle stage of a 'noobs' life is called a 'noob' when they reach this stage, they will sometimes also be referred to as:
Nooblar
Noobie
NOB
Nooblet
Nooby
During the 'noobs middle stage of life they are assigned a certain forum to infest, they enter the forums of a certain site and feast on its post and/or threads. Noobs post useless threads which later lets them realise that they can use 'noob language'.
Noob Language: Whilst noob language is not a stage of the noob life, it is learned early on and gives the noobs the feeling that they can talk 'maturely'. Some examples of noob words are:
N00b
Ph@gg3t
R0fL
L073r
L337
0MfG
The noobs later learn how to put these into sentences such as: '0MfG y0u N00b I aM L337' Now onto the last and final stage of a noobs life.
Noob Emporer: A noob emporer is rarely found throughout the world, they are the master of the noob underworld, they have mastered the noob language and they can manipulate your every move, noob emporers have reincarnation so they are hard to get rid of. Noob emporers are more mischeivous than 5 noobs, noob emporers talk like a noob all the time, meaning: 'I aM D@ C00l3st and dA L3373st'
Noob emporers also infest every post, every forum, every thread, with useless posts such as: 'Th@T's StuP1D'.
:lol: 
