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Because of the utter shyness of this forsaken community, I am ashamed that all the ranters, Kerrigan, Rexfist, Vindic@tor, and others hath not submitted any items of worth. So I am going to say the winner would have to be VGSatomi.
However, the prizewinner will in fact be Torn, for his general wc3sear.ch rant.
Second places Teppana, for a another rant on basic noob language
Third Places Ravan0s for yet another noob essay on the Ten Commandments for Noobs
However, the prizewinner will in fact be Torn, for his general wc3sear.ch rant.
Second places Teppana, for a another rant on basic noob language
Newbie For Dummies
Chapter 4 ~ Noob Languages
Universal Language
'Common' are official "n00b" Language
spoken by NOOB* everywhere in WorldWideWeb,
This brotherhood of NOOB:s can often be found from Quest book like place called 'Forum'
*Negative & Offensive Order of Bacillus
Theres countless amounts of meaningless letters and numbers
for example '!' '1'
This Common language has developed to it's nowadays form just like any other language
by borrowing words from other languages
Common language uses all types and all forms of "beginning" Languages
:shock: "Beginning" language examples:
1 original, thx 4 dat 1 luv u 2!!!!!!!!!!!!11!11111
2 original, Danx 4 dat 1 luv u 2 !!!!!!!!!!111!!11!
3 Chaos, ┬]-[4/\/I<$ ƒ()12 I)4┬ 1 [_I_I\/ I_I ┬()()!!1
4 letter Z, thxz 4 datz 1 luvz u 2 !!!!!111!!
"Beginning" Languages
Chaos
This Language, without doubt are most annoying language ever used by any noob on this universe
:shock: see "Beginning" language examples part 3
noob's are trying to drive you nuts (not just 'trying' they does) when they are using this particular language
even other noob's cannot understand this chaotical nonsense
I cannot even imagine how Twisted your mind has to be, so you would be able to create such an monstrosity :twisted:
Chaos language is simple, and yet so hard to understand
one letter can have over four marks
usually theres only two or three of them
also this language contains normal letters like: abc, or special letters like: åäöëúò
some examples:
A: /-\, /\, å
C:<, (, [, ¢
D:I), I>,
Original language
Original is just plain, normal way of writing, even non n00b's use it
:shock: see "Beginning" language examples part 1 & 2
this is just replace word with number, few letters or initials so that others are able to understand you
Examples:
1 Thx u r so luvly
2 r u com'n :?
3 wut took u so lng
Letter Z
just put letter Z after every word
:shock: See "Beginning" language examples part 4
now this is something what proves your noobines
Examples:
Manz thiz iz zo coolz!
Buzzz offz! :
zee thiz? :neutral:
beez arez zo nizezzz, andz cutez
mez bez fuhkinz 1337z fuhk itz :evil:
Third Places Ravan0s for yet another noob essay on the Ten Commandments for Noobs
