Kas's Adventures in Equestria

[Kas]

THAT'Z Cuz ALEXTRAZA'Z ASCPECT OF LAIF AND YU NOT YU TRY TO REPA NEFARIAN
I HAZ VCALL RHONIN'Z TO HAV WIZARD BAETL W YE! UHUHUHuuuUUuUUZzZ

could you clarify this for me

 

[snowman990]

Not really understand what the half of me trying to say, sorry. The only thing I know is that he say that he is invoking a story that has you and Rhonin fight each other until death.

 

[Kas]

Rhorin is gunna die

 

[-Peper-]

Rhorin is gunna die

Me and my brethrens gonna whoop yo ass before you can do it, think twice before killing and building a tower in my RUBBLE territory.

 

[Kas]

Me and my brethrens gonna whoop yo ass before you can do it, think twice before killing and building a tower in my RUBBLE territory.

id sooner die the to you
*starts going voilent with spells*

 

[snowman990]

DA(da)lArAn KNAIgHTZ IZ ImUNe'z TOO MayGeeKz!

 

[HFR]

So, I believe we found takakenji's long lost son.


Hurray.

 

[Kas]

*hits HFR with a firebolt*
if -peper- is immune to magic...

 

[snowman990]

HFR! WHER IZ MA PAPA??

 

[Kas]

*pulls out a sword with magic runes.*
this sword is design SPEIFICLY for killing magicly-immune oppents
DIE!

 

[snowman990]

Thaetz wrong! Yu must do harakiri'z in asian style!

 

[Kas]

*charges at -Peper-, missing and cutting him by the arm*
any last words, "king".

 

[-Peper-]

"Yes, fuck you." The King kicked right at Kas' balls, cracking it entirely and made Kas gay. Then he regenerate arms.

 

[Kas]

*Kas feels his pain ease quickly, then slashed -Pepers-'s head off*
The King has fallen, ill have Galt take your body and feed it to spiders, your head will be forever on a pike to show what happenes when they try to kill me.

 

[HFR]

I can see by these posts that Kas is a typical mary sue.

 

[Kas]

*hits HFR with a second firebolt*
wanna try that again

 

[-Peper-]

*regenerates head* "So, that ball-cracking kick was a ritual. You are now, a part of our GAY TRIBE" the brethrens then shouted "AMEN!"

 

[Kas]

*slices -pepers- head off, tooses body of a cliff, sticks head on pike*
now people will learn not to attack, blah blah blah.

 

[-Peper-]

*body regenerates from the head stuck by the pike* "So Kas, you are now a part GAY TRIBE and will be teached the ART OF GAY by my brethrens." He said

 

[Kas]

i will NEVER be gay. *slices head off, cuts it into 1000 peices, and teleports them all to Orgrimmar.*
AND STAY OUT!

 

[snowman990]

YU CANT TELEPORT US ALL!!! LET THE GAYNESS IN -peper-'s BRETHERN SHINE IN YOUR SOUL!!! I TELEPORT THEM BACK TO DALARAN!!! MUWAHAAHA!!! YU CANT DEFEAT US!!

 

[-Peper-]

And so, the brethrens summoned the God-King of the Gay Troll tribe back to Dalaran. Fortunately there is a bounty hunter worked for the King named Wazzzakenji that capture Kas and brought him to the Gay prison.

 

[snowman990]

And I, Error_Trigger, the confused Triggerer has invoke a special trigger that trigger when kas is leaving the prison, thus trigger the trigger.

• Kas no escape
• Events
• Unit - Kas leaves prison
• Conditions
• Kas Equal to escaping
• Actions
• Unit - move Kas instantly to the center of prison
• Unit - Pause Kas
• Unit - remove all abilities from Kas, including teleportation and fire demon
• Unit - add gayness to Kas

 

[Wazzz]

that sounds about accurate

 

[Kas]

then there only one option
*Kas from the future comes in and oblterates prision*
like i said, i will NEVER be gay. Kas won again

 

[Wazzz]

so all those times you kissed boys, it was just bi-curiosity

plot device

 

[HFR]

Kas has a gay twin. The plot thickens!

 

[Wazzz]

and so does kas

 

[Kas]

DA FUK?

so all those times you kissed boys, it was just bi-curiosity

plot device

Kas has a gay twin. The plot thickens!

There is no one left to stop me, now. I will not fall to cowards liket that.

 

[Wazzz]

i think it's actually fairly courageous for a man to come out as gay, although admittedly less so nowadays due to the higher level of understanding

nonetheless, there are still gratuitous amounts of prejudice against them, so it is nonetheless very brave to be true to who you are, be that gay, straight or bisexual

you are not a coward kas, but a hero! a leader! a potential figurehead for gay rights on the internet!

 

[Kas]

im not gay, i never way, and where did you get such ideas in your stupid little heads.

 

[HFR]

An hero, he shall be.

 

[Wazzz]

it's not fair to call us stupid just because we picked up on your homosexual vibes

 

[Kas]

what homosexual vibes?

 

[Wazzz]

the ones involving you hanging around guys and chasing down girls for every reason other than love

we know your secret

 

[Kas]

pics or didnt happen
and, Kas had a girlfriend, a preistess, but its decided it was non-canon

 

[Wazzz]

suuuure 'he' did

 

[Kas]

Other Items you dont klnow about Kas

1. Kas had the ability to change genders. didnt seem useful
2. Kas has the soul-catching. That allows Kas to catch the soul of the dead, and place it in a Jar. The soul cannot escape.
3. 'Kas' used to be considered a necromancer
4. Kas used to have a side-kick. Piglet, a quillboar.

Can we just drop the sh*t about this already
and NOT the story

 

[Wazzz]

did you abduct piglet from winnie? was he covered in pooh?


mmm yummy

so if kas had the ability to change genders, then kas had no gender despite finding no use for the ability to change gender

which implies kas has no use for genders


and therefore kas is a eunuch

 

[takakenji]

WHy r U So Open 2 ur BronyNess But ur Afraid of Being Gay when Brony is 100x Worst lOLZ?

 

[Kas]

what wrong with being a brony?

and, i got that point off. i swear i was off my rocker when i made that up.

 

[-Peper-]

Other Items you dont klnow about Kas

1. Kas had the ability to change genders. didnt seem useful
2. Kas has the soul-catching. That allows Kas to catch the soul of the dead, and place it in a Jar. The soul cannot escape.
3. 'Kas' used to be considered a necromancer
4. Kas used to have a side-kick. Piglet, a quillboar.

Can we just drop the sh*t about this already
and NOT the story

From the abilities I conclude:
1. Kas is transgender
2. Kas is imba, thus boring and not worthy to watch
3. Kas is gay and loves to buttsecks his quillboar

 

[Kas]

From the abilities I conclude:
1. Kas is transgender
2. Kas is imba, thus boring and not worthy to watch
3. Kas is gay and loves to buttsecks his quillboar

1. Kas isnt transgender, Naruto has the same ability
2. Imba? da fuk
3. HAVE YOU PAYED ATTETION! KAS IS NOT GAY! i thought i killed that.

 

[-Derp-]

what wrong with being a brony?

They invented 'clopping' and 1/3 of the community endorses it.
They also spam/press the fandom into the face of others almost as bad as furries do.
They've got worse OCs than the Sonic fandom, which is saying something.

Pic related.

 

[Kas]

They invented 'clopping' and 1/3 of the community endorses it.
They also spam/press the fandom into the face of others almost as bad as furries do.
They've got worse OCs than the Sonic fandom, which is saying something.

Pic related.

ok, i get your point. but all ive done is TRY to write a fan-fic.

 

[-Derp-]

but all ive done is TRY to write a fan-fic.

Quote me to where I said anything about a fanfic on the post above.
Deeming yourself a brony automatically brands you as a faggot/queer/homo/horsefucker/etc to haters and trolls.
You're supposed to ignore them and move on.

**YOU'VE FAILED TO DO THIS.**

Furthermore, writing a fanfiction requires a pretty good understanding of character development, plot, grammar, literary elements, etc.
It's *usually* a good idea to make and outline of a story before writing one, and not make it up as you go. At the moment, you appear to be a Mary Sue with the world terribly out of place, characters out of character, and no real entertaining value other than the mockery that follows.

Naruto

On the topic of sonic faggotry, here's this.

 

[Kas]

forget it. i need training on love an tolernace.

 

[magtheridon98]

forget it. i need training on love an tolernace.

and* tolerance*

can we go back to wazzz's story? i like how he portrays himself as a sexy man while kas doesn't portray himself as anything

except maybe a big smelly willy

that smells bad

 

[Kas]

can we go back to wazzz's story? i like how he portrays himself as a sexy man while kas doesn't portray himself as anything

except maybe a big smelly willy

that smells bad

NO! Im not going with his story. his makes Kas look like an idiot, and the tittle is "Kas's Adventures in Equestria"

 

[takakenji]

and* tolerance*

can we go back to wazzz's story? i like how he portrays himself as a sexy man while kas doesn't portray himself as anything

except maybe a big smelly willy

that smells bad

I Wouldnt say he Portrays Hi,mself as a Big Smelly Willy more than he Actually Sucks Big Smelly Willy (Given Kas' Homosexual Personality_